Frost -40-46 lasted several days, the air is foggy, children do not study, all run from the store to the home-work. This morning warming up to -27, I go out of the entrance, by habit I hold my breath and breathe my breath... and instead of sneezing in my nose and squeezing my lungs from the frost – pleasant, cool air, the first uncontrollable thought – warmth!!! ))

Rambler continues to burn. Comment on one of the news:
If after viewing the news on the First Channel suddenly turn off the TV - then on the dark screen you can see the reflection of the lamb, and if you watched the whole family, then several at once.

Are you playing in the compass?
Crazy Fisherman: Where the arrow shows the north of the caroche

In the field of PHP programming, we are looking for:
The obligations:
Write a readable, understandable code for other developers (and you in six months).

Have you taken drugs in the last 48 hours?
No, I don’t use drugs at all.
I ask because our injection in combination with drugs will kill you.
The drug-o-otic...

“Clinic”

The girl broke up the story.They were sitting somehow with friends and the topic of who the doll in childhood was called.NU there begins Ken, Barbie, etc...And here one says that her doll was called Nepchu, and so it was written on the packaging...in the end by the method of a scientific tick it turns out that on the package it was written "Henry")))It was crazy to go all the time to call the doll Nepchu)))

Human: And who in childhood, when mom / grandmother gave money for bread, brought a bite?
Ruslan: I had a shop far away then, I sometimes came without a baton at all))

xxx: it is difficult to convince an adult to change his principles if his main counterargument is "Can I even start rubbing my ass?" ><

I had a cultural shock today. It turns out that not all Lexus drivers are Pedras! and )
We drove home last night, the road was terrible, and under the snow also ice. The road is narrow, we go and see at the meeting the 99th bounce and can not enter the hill, and behind it a huge number of cars. Well, they decided to miss at least a little, and here behind the 99th Lexus stood, rode this 99th, stood in front of it, got the swamp and dragged into the mountain and himself and this poor man on the 99th! and )
Respect to you in Lexus!
It does not depend on the brand of the car, but on the person. and )

Where are the bottles?
The ice cracks. By the way, why whiskey? He does not know how to dance.
When he was in the army, he had a tooth. And our local dentist... In general opinion it was "uncle-I-best-shoot". Therefore, Vitya got on the wing of his truck, threw the wires from the candle, pressed to the tooth and said to his partner, "Jawady!"
How about the tooth? Did it help?
"I don't know how the tooth was, everybody remembered how Vitya was knocked out of the wing and shaken by the current. And no one can help - everybody is bored simply.

Looking at the forum, I found...

6 is  Anonymous on 20.03.2008, 15:40:07
I once laughed at my girlfriend and cracked. Her brother heard. Then I became even more funny and I described myself.))))
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Comments to photo:
XXX: What is it?
YYY: This is me in the shells)
I know, where is the shirt? O_O
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

<xxxx> They caught British scientist Stephen Griffiths who killed and ate dead prostitutes.
British scientists are like that.

and Sgt. Joker> these miserable death judges, let them understand in his high-science experiments! It is :)

Training in the Bear. Everyone is talking. Noise in the audience.
Prepod comes in: I am a pathologist in education, I do not have a pedagogical diploma, so if I need to, I can break my nose!
Everyone is silent...

The ball from the cartoon "Winter in a simple squash" is a typical example of modern youth.

Cat Matroskin: “I said to this hunter, ‘Buy your valleys,’ and what is he doing? I went and bought cakes, says they’re more beautiful"

Words are like money – when they are much they are devalued.

An American millionaire, Armand Hammer was a great friend of the Soviet Union.
In particular, he built a pencil factory named Sakko and Vanzetti in
The 20s, a port factory with ammonia storage under Odessa and so on, but we are not talking about it).
At any time of day and night...

One day, at the end of the 1970s, he flew to Moscow (as usual, on his plane) around two o’clock at night. Hammer was given a car to the stairs and was going to be taken to the hotel, but he suddenly demanded to take him to the hotel.
Red Square, where he visited Lenin's mausoleum.
He was told that it was three o’clock at night, the mausoleum was closed, maybe tomorrow morning?
For this, Hammer pulled out of his pocket a paper with the following text:
"Comrades of Hammer are allowed to come to me at any time of day or night. V. and
of Ulyanov (Lenin)

Note to motorists. In order to conduct the most complete and comprehensive diagnosis of your car for free, it is enough in any car market to go to dealers and offer them to buy your car.

Actions - collect all the dishes from the company and get the pits from mom :D

XXX: and also my whole life was interesting to go to one of these cool witches, who can "enchant a photo with a probability of 200% or return the money", give her a photo of Angelina Jolie and see how she will get out of the situation.