I went to the forum to read, encountered a lesbian subforum. I get to the first topic. Pulled out of context
XXX I am married. My wife doesn’t know I’m a lesbian.

I live in a small town, I walk around the city, the menta stops:

Sergeant XX, your documents
(I keep the silence)
Do you know your insurance expires tomorrow?
- Yes
(Return documents, give honor) Until afternoon...
OO OO

Hi, you called Captain Evidence. Press one to press one, press two to press two, press three to press three.

Tagged_Oliveira
I am bored at work.

Volodia
Learn something

Tagged_Oliveira
I learned to suck the liquid part of the cherry candy, and then eat the chocolate, and only then - the cherry.

My ten-year-old nephew was asked in school a task,work on a free topic, tried to make a snowman,when he was asked "Why such a terrible worked out?" The boy was not lost and added the inscription.."He comes to the New Year and convinces everyone who believes in Santa Claus....ha...ha...ha"...and only after that gave the job to the teacher)))

I sit and cry of pride... the boy in me grows)))

Excerpt from the instructions (lawyer has now read): "It is strictly forbidden to bury the victim in the ground - it is not only useless, but also harmful".
All in the cabinet in two voices :)

Diesels in the Urals are so harsh that at -50 they just bite the sunbath without heating.

Where is the cheapest place to print photos?
Ivan in 1998
Where to get the time car?
Ivan in 2050

You are not so beautiful to be so stupid.

I have turned off the antivirus.)
YYY : Why?
He kills viruses, and I’m sorry for them.
XX: It hurts them.
YYY: O_o

Continue to read!!Do not interrupt, do not listen to them, go to the session, and go to the school too!

The Military.

The Woody Doll, shit.
The wife planned to make gifts for NG - rolled out of wool rabbits. And there is such a technique of "dry rolling", when a piece of wool is taken and sharpened with a special needle so that it can be turned into a "dred". Well, in general, I go into the room, my beloved is sitting and, at the speed of the sewing machine, ticks a long needle into the body of a rabbit. The headlines of the news - "The mass fall of rabbits around the world"

Lectures on Matanalysis. The teacher writes something on the board. As always, there is noise in the back, louder and louder.
Suddenly the teacher turns sharply and says: “Yes, I didn’t understand, and what is it that I’m in my ass?”and "

ZYM (21:35:46 23/12/2010) no, I want this to be a natural dead, but smelly tree))
ZYM (21:36:18 23/12/2010)
In general, of course, it is blasphemy to kill a tree and sing around it "a tree tree was born"))....

I go home, a father and a daughter, 5 years old, pass by, and she asks him with unfailing interest:
What kind of daddy is your mom going to when you’re at work?
I am afraid to imagine what happened next...

The xxx:
So if you were flying to sew wild-growing silk-prades in the same Zimbabwe on a trolleybus, it would be clear.
YYYY :
Did you fill the carpet without me?and (

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Katya is a strong woman. In the morning, the demand tried to push the flash into the hub without removing the cap from it.
WOW :
and what?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Katya is a strong woman. Dude and hub and flash.

XXX: Will you go?
Go on your own, okay? What a vanity!
xxx on hockey.

xxx: yes, all, I sleep, or the arrangements in the cushion are already repeated (

Are you a Catholic?

DeadPoet: Why suddenly this question?

Marochka: Soon Christmas, congratulate you or not!))

DeadPoet: I am an atheist

When do you celebrate Christmas?