You are shameful at all! I am ashamed that there are such men in Russia. I’ve always said I’ll never give a guy who didn’t serve.
Yyy: I was only expected from the army by the Persian from WoW.

>>>>>>Here Leha, seeing that he loses, rushes out of the canoe (the depth of a meter and a half, not more), runs to me, STOCKES ME FROM MY Canoe, STOCKES ME IN YOUR OWN, AND WRICKES "MIHA BAD AARAAAAAAA!!!!!" It is moving forward...
I have lost my speech.

Long-legged cockroaches, you are from which planet?

>>>You can remember Hagrid from "Harry Potter": Well how, how, his parents had sex if his father is a man of average height and his mother is a giant of 25 meters???? to
>>>and I am still tormented by the question of how in "Shrek" could have appeared "children" as a result of the love of the donkey and the dragon?! How?? to

You know what? Boys and men who judge women by the size of their breasts and leg length are worthy to be judged by the length of their penis and thickness of their wallet, so dear ones, for what they fought.

I had a funny case once. I’m in the bus, and a girl looks at me and finally says something like “Hello, I know you, you’re Masha!” and I am the new girlfriend of your ex!" and I here without any back-thinking joyfully burn out to her "Hello, how wonderful! And I’m just from him..." generally, we didn’t get in touch. Glad I had to get out at the next stop.

At night, I looked out the window. The lights on the street do not burn.
At about an hour, I looked out the window. The lights are burning.

Russia and Moscow.

I bought a straw yesterday.
What kind of drink?
I don’t drink, but what does it taste like?

XXX: It seems strange to me to catch a man who hacked through public WiFi... I sit in a mac or, for example, on the beach — there is free WiFi and the mac address I have from FF and how to find me? Anyone who has red swimsuits?
YYY: who has red eyes

The Liechtenstein army invaded the territory of Luxembourg. The conflict ended with a mock, because you can’t call it war.

XXX: What a complex! I am stupid to meet a girl whose shoulders are wider than mine! Have I been fucking in the cocktail for two years?! to

In Australia, it is prohibited to sell alcohol to people who are in a state of severe intoxication and cannot clearly understand what they are doing. They are punished very severely for this. Therefore, when you order something stronger than wine or beer, the manager approaches the table from time to time and throws everyone with an assessing look. and :)
YYY: How do these people get married?

Listen, what is the name of the snail on which the students sit? Not a party, but...
World of Warcraft?

Drunk Russians, in four jeeps, quietly and imperceptibly entered the protected territory in Israel.

I finally met a normal guy.
tanechka: he’s not trying to fuck me, he’s interested in my inner world!
Amazon: as my life experience shows
A man is only interested in the inner world of the woman he wants to fuck.

I recently felt on myself all the power of the deodorant, really everything like in advertising, sprinkled and the girls straight to stick to the steel, the only thing about which they were silent in advertising: you must be a taxi driver, and at 4 a.m. to drive free 4 girls quite far, they must be from another city and slightly sober. Per I could not have scratched.

He: Even though you’re acting like a brainstorming machine, I still love you! You will get rid of me!) This is so!!! to
She is fucking...
See also: AGA

Monday: Day of Firefighters
YYY: Do you suggest wearing a fire extinguisher?and :)

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XXX: The Infection
yyy: suddenly jumped out of the corner and stumbled? :D

Twenty-first day found a sealed pack of coffee "lavatzzo", who forgot probably in the archive on the window.
XXX - twice I have made my own coffee, youche nihuya did not do it all day just coffee I love very so glad I sit in the innet I drink coffee I pay for this money ))
YYY - in the first, not the window, Dmitry! Second, it was my coffee. In the third - for this month you will definitely pay nothing, at 16.45 I await you with an application on my own!

V1^SaN: I am stupidly interested... I am the only one dressed not by the weather looking in the crowd of the same idiots, in order to calm the self-esteem?)