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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40501
 20.12.2010
Loading the sex shop.
The Shop:
and valley!! to
– and!
Fuck to!

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №40500
 20.12.2010
But you close your eyes and count the sheep in your mind (one sheep, two sheep, three, etc.).
The little one comes into the kitchen in half an hour.
Six thousand five hundred and thirty-three sheep will suffice or continue?

Did he kill four sheep per second? OO

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №40499
 19.12.2010
All sinners in hell are either baked in boiling oil or cooked in resin. Only Russian officials are scattered.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №40498
 19.12.2010
We have a souvenir democracy.
Meaning of sovereign?
No, it is a souvenir.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40497
 19.12.2010
Forum on Banquet Halls:

A gift for a dark night!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №40496
 19.12.2010
What can we do to improve the overall impression of our hotel? Share positive comments about your stay.
- Going into the hotel on the evening of the 16th of December of the cold 2010 year, saw the soloist of the group A-studio, and some half a year ago, coming out from breakfast, saw Anna Semenovich! It is nice that you bring them all to the reception and place them in prominent places so that I can see them exactly and I have something to think about in the elevator ("What is A-Studio?" and "Opp-pa!!! Really great!") climbing up in your room.

[ + 148 - ] Comment quote №40495
 19.12.2010
The xxx:
You are a troll, crazy!
WOW :
of Ashotaka? It blows with the eyebrows :)
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Are you "someone?" I saw your profile on the dating site. "I live far from the capital. income of 6,000 per month. The car is domestic."
WOW :
That is pure truth, isn’t it?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Whozhblad knows that you live in Texas, your salary is in backs and you ride a Chevrolet Corvette.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №40494
 19.12.2010
Have you ever wanted to kill someone?
YYY: What did she do with your compound?! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40493
 19.12.2010
xxx: today saw the most monstrous manifestation of competition
YYY :?? to
xxx: the excavator crushed a plastic baby slug, in the slugs...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №40492
 19.12.2010
Anko
I cry with my parents.

Anko
Happy was called. I come. Give a cup

Anko
Coffee unknown

Anko
I said, Oh, did you buy a cup?

Anko
they me - take, you have a gift for dr, we specially for you her from the past hotel >_<

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №40491
 19.12.2010
The modern problem of mankind "what to look at while you eat before the compound?"!

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40490
 19.12.2010
Last night the seeds were dried up. The most edible ones in our country are called "Hello from the collage". I went to the bar at the stop, I see - they are on the window. I say to the seller, “Hello from the colloquium!” and he looked at me unconditionally – “Hello.” The back line.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №40489
 19.12.2010
I am milk.
I am a tomato.
Dan: Together we are sorting shit

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №40488
 19.12.2010
I go out on the balcony to smoke. Two grandmothers sit in the store and argue on an eternal theme "and here in our time...". One loudly cries: "But under Stalin, if someone's mobile phone in the theater ringed, he would be immediately put on hold!"
I did not smoke a cigarette :)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №40487
 19.12.2010
I am shocked by my parents. Unfinished repairs at home. After a while, they return with the whole company, move all the furniture in the hall, lay down the lenolium and go again to drink.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40486
 19.12.2010
XHHH: Shake up, I was looking for Google sauss park wallpapers. after 10 redirects hit a page with amateur gay porn. Have they captured it all?( by

Chef: Alexander, killed in Google "amateur gay porn". After 8 links came to the page with wallpapers of South Park.

By the way, you mistaken the window.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40485
 19.12.2010
The street is as cold as the new Orbit "Pizdeck frost"

[ + 105 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40484
 19.12.2010
Hi to everyone.
Under the New Year shines an unpleasant diagnosis and surgery. I am afraid of her, afraid of my beginning, very important relationship for me.
And Santa Claus! Believe in the good with me, right?
I want to have healthy breasts this year.

To all who read - good mood and happy New Year with family and loved ones!

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40483
 19.12.2010
I don’t make racial differences, I don’t have religious prejudices, I don’t divide people into confessions and different social groups...I just HATE DUMPS!!! (From the snow)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №40482
 19.12.2010
Go to a girl and say:
You have the most beautiful place! Then watch where she’ll look.)

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