by Nicholas:
Are you still angry with me?

and Xenia:
No is

by Nicholas:
Ufff!Apologies mean accepted!<SMILE> I love it

and Xenia:
No, they were not accepted. I never get angry for long.

The hatred of you by a clever serpent hid in the shells of my soul.

by Nicholas:
I will cast into your soul a mango of unlimited love for me.

and Xenia:
Fuck it 😉

The neighbor is currently playing Heroes 5, I gave him a disk. He wanted to play the "Lords of the North" campaign (and the disc has already returned to me). The computer issues the message "The Lords of the North require a disk!". Thus appear to be the harsh Vikings, stunning tails with screams "We require a disk!"

From the forum:
<The Knight on an Earl Horse>: How to change the nick?!?!?! to

I have a serious conversation with you!
Married together?
Oh yeah no.
and?
Why is there more sponge in one nose than in the other?

Women usually don’t know themselves what they want. Until another girl sees it.

1st This could only happen in the universe.)
2nd?
1. little that we were given questions for preparation for the exam on a completely different subject and we got the necessary for a day before the very pass, so the parallel group has already passed the exam on "excellent" succeeded without noticing the subvoha :DDD

Called the former...

She-Hello

Hi, what do I need?

You know, I’m pregnant with you.

I am quirky!! O_O
Emm... girlfriend, what if we didn’t have sex???? to

Yes, yes, exactly...

He hanged the phone.

Cheshire Cat: Well fucking, if I don’t have sex with the Rabbit this year, I’ll go to the monastery! And before that, I will squeeze all the rabbits of my grandmother in revenge!
See also: Oh! Is it all so bad? O_O
Cheshire Cat: ups... Oh, Tan, hello, sorry, I didn’t send you :-[
Q: Can I visit you at night? I love my grandmother’s rabbits.
Cheshire Cat: Hm, I’m just for it! ))) Can we save animals from brutality?
Wait for the evening 😉
Cheshire Cat: Ah, the earless is scary! You will live :D

and©

XXX is horror. The children play in the yard in House 2. The boy, who spoke that he was leaving the project on his own will, was stunned from the snow.
XXX: The boy flew under the fence.

kudjomd: so long ago I did not drink vodka that I forgot what the taste of orange juice.

XXX: While we were writing the album, emo came out of fashion... :(

The owners of sites that for the race swear the registration and almost stamp in the passport, and those on which the mini-search engines with blackjack and prostitutes, and those downloaded from which the untouchable archive at the end of unpacking demands SMS, after death will look for the Internet program for the transition from hell to heaven.

You are added

Li is:
Hi to

by Fat38:
You are Who?

Li is:
Who am I, I am the one who lives within you.

by Fat38:
Mr Kakashi?

Don’t give your dinner to your enemy, he will leave it for breakfast.

I am a guy (this is important). I go to the supermarket, ahead a couple, 20 years.
A boy in front, a girl behind. A man on his shoulder told him something. The girl is silent. The man looks around periodically. Suddenly, the girl stops and sees a commodity on the shelf. The guy continues to go. I too. I get closer, I hear a guy’s voice: “Yes, yes, I’m probably to blame. I invite you to a restaurant where you will forget our quarrel. I’ll order you whatever you want, please don’t get angry with me... And for the new year I invite you to go to Egypt. There is warm, the sea, the rest... We order a five-star hotel for a week at the sea, diving... Do you agree?” He turns to me...
I answered bass “Yes!” Their eyes grow to the size of coffee cups. He is in stupor. It is 2.3.4 and 4.5 seconds. And then in his head as if something is clicking, he cleverly smiles:
Have you ever heard of Egypt and Egypt?“”
“No” I answer.
“Thank you, it was you, not she!”
Turn around and go to the girl:
“The dance! Let us tolerate! Go to the cinema!!

When did the English judges start wearing black clothes?
“They wore them on the day of mourning for Queen Victoria, sir.
Why are they wearing them yet?
She is still dead, sir.

I watched the picture:
k - customer / p - seller

Do you have flashes without lamps?
What kind of lamp?
Which is on the flash.
A – without an indicator. Yes there is. Is it critical to you?
(k) - Yes, I want to go into the car without a light bulb, so that it doesn't put the battery!

We had two chess players in the squad, and they were once persuaded to play a show match blindly. A bunch of people were filled in the room, a board was placed in the middle on the board so that everyone could watch the party, and they lay on opposite beds facing the wall. In the middle of the game one of the chess players thought for a long time, everyone in anticipation of the especially astute move held his breath, until finally he turned on his back and grabbed loudly.

Who knows me? maybe I’m actually cheese"

Milahka: People do not learn anything!
MonsterGod: Especially Russian language.