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[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39501
 28.11.2010
Wow, a guy who has a friend who was asked to print an animated emoji...
So here...
tell him that today my acquaintance complained that some kind of acne was tortured for half an hour on the subject, why not in the sale of animated paper...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39500
 28.11.2010
The dog is that.
The dog is a bull.
The dog is Scottish.
Each one is a terrier.

He has a head.
and the eyes,
The feet tremble in the wind:
Practically a little ro.

The bull has two cheeks
attached to the head.
As a good self,
In general, a pig is a pig.

Scotch is a funny dog.
The profile looks like a hat.
Mordor on the brick.
The fire is over.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №39499
 28.11.2010
Reading the Abyss here, I periodically encountered tricks about women painting with their mouths open, and even the zombie fighter seemed to slip through.
I am reporting.
If you paint with a suspended mouth, a whole group of facial muscles are relaxed, and the eyelids do not shake.
This is information for reflection. No need to publish.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №39498
 28.11.2010
Do you think you are smarter than a tropical macaca?
Try to open the coconut.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №39497
 28.11.2010
To my outrage, wherever the socks go - I live alone, one good acquaintance finally replied: "Their Sir Max of Echo tires."

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39496
 28.11.2010
Valerious: Are you my friend?? to
Rin to KMM. How to see
Valerious: Tell me... the green dress... it doesn’t fill me?
Rin: honest or pleasant?
Valerious: to be honest! I am always for the truth!! to
Rin: not a drop.
Valerious: Fouououh, thank God for it!!!)))
Rin: You are filled with brides for the night, sitting life and beer.
Rin: If you weren’t such a cow, you’d be just a builder.
Rin: still for the truth?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39495
 28.11.2010
They say: "beats, it means loves..."Sunny, I’ll give you one day, so I’ll...

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39494
 28.11.2010
and Mach?
– and?
Can I ask you?
Give birth now!
When you’re drunk, please don’t write. Or get closer.
Oh all of it! I don’t drink anymore!
Oh, if it were so. I hear this phrase for the third time. for this month. Today is November 6...

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №39493
 28.11.2010
xxx: Evening, subway, Siberian station... Suddenly in the wagon, on the mattress: "Nobody saw the machinery?"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №39492
 28.11.2010
Chudo: downloaded all series of the Moonlight Agency
Grom :D
Chudo is :)
Grom: Will you watch Bruce Willis gradually bald?

[ + 73 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39491
 28.11.2010
In the characterization of Paul Petrovich Kirsanov, written by one of the students of 10th grade:
by Pavel Petrovich:
The idealist. Angry, crazy butterflies about the fact that Bazarov constantly gives him a moral pitch, insidiously proving that materialism is a crime.

What was it at all?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №39490
 28.11.2010
We have a clear line in the universe.
One day we sit in a couple. The two of them talk loudly behind. Prepod writes the formula on the board. He turns around and says to the two: “Well, you came here?” You don’t want to sit here – go for a walk, go to the cinema, and finally sing the port wine. He turns to the board. One of those speakers: I don’t drink port wine. Prepod turns around so slowly and says, “It’s time to...

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №39489
 28.11.2010
Do you know what is a jade?
No is
This is the Enter button for those who can’t read English.

[ + 106 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39488
 28.11.2010
YYY: Well you’re at least having fun...good...
xxx: Just for you, a stick at the end of the message is an indicator of kindness. And I can print angry messages, but smile in reality.
xxx: I can just put those stupid sticks))))
XXX: You think I’m laughing.
xxx is the fucked sheep)))))

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39487
 28.11.2010
xxx: although I am guilty, I killed the whole romance myself and I am sad.
YYY: What is it?
Well, for example, he is waiting for me near the entrance, in a coat, smells good, shaved, chested. And here I’m all that wildly distracted running out of the entrance with the garbage bag and the "MAX;Hello! I brought you guests"

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39486
 28.11.2010
If a woman has stopped looking after herself, then she has successfully married.

[ + 85 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39485
 28.11.2010
Beginning of November. Extremely long line for mounting. The Iron Discipline. Sometimes steep cars pass by the line to the boxes. There they unfold, return very quickly and get up at the end of the line. They are not chased by the conscience, nor by the anger of other drivers, nor by the installers. At the end of the turn, they are chased by an announcement on the A4 format sheet:
Persons of non-traditional sexual orientation are served Outside.
The administration.

[ + 45 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39484
 28.11.2010
There are two types of free medical care available in Russia: healing fasting and urine therapy.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №39483
 28.11.2010
Arina (23:47:50 26/11/2010)
Why do you have a high opinion of yourself?

..::)JOKE®(::.. (23:47:59 26/11/2010)
Because I am wretched.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №39482
 28.11.2010
My heels are bigger than your member.
M: Fuck, it’s offensive... considering the fact that you’re only wearing cakes =(

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