Poetry (15:36:23 2/08/2010)
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Poetry (15:36 2/08/2010)
No fucking tea to make them!

I talked to a girl from America.

The Tea: Hi
Do you know Russian? and cool)
TEA: Do you think your sexual focus is on people from other countries?
Shooter: you need ventilation, you need to climb the stairs or what a cup of coffee? Welcome to PROMT'U

Pal: You are only 17 years old! What kind of club, girl?
Confucius: I like it.
Pal: And what kind of contingent do you have in the clubs?
Confucius: What is it?
Do you know the word "contingent"?
Are you talking about how we burn?

News on Yandex: "Putin ran on a Formula 1 car to 240 km / h".
After Kalanchoe, nothing is worse.

A couple of psychologists. Prepod shows a picture of a naked girl who can only see her body and says:
This is a typical woman without a head.

How do I know my Diploma Director?
He will want to kill you.

Svetlana: You’ll say, but I recently read a girlfriend a joke about cigarettes, like “give better lung cancer, not impotence.” She works as a cashier in a store. A man comes, asks for cigarettes, and he got a pack of impotence.) Well he says to her, don’t need me impotence, give me another package. A friend searched for him and asked him, “Does death come?” What the man answers: "Give death, but not impotence!"))

In the student room there was a room number hanging on the door, and the IP address was written on the bottom.

XXX is nature. Fuck it all.
XXX and Loli. On the side of the pearl.
Many people are afraid.
XXX: especially the
XXX and fucking.
xxx: I am not that. Waiting for the tram.
First wait for princes on white horses.
Then only the princes.
XXX: Finally fuck them horses

It is difficult to argue with a dentist, and with a proctologist it is better not even to try.

Re: I am a barista
B-ReD: Yes, I will sell my bicycle to the footless
B-ReD: and the eyeless binoculars
B-ReD: Do you know where the house has so many shoes, even though it is chrome?
B-ReD: I have bet!

Am I a good or a bad girl for you? and ;-)
You are the former...

The man whose son at 5 years old on Saturday morning nailed... I fear you are not just a man growing, but a man with a perforator...

Cheat the fate - cross the road of the black cat!

My friends went to the club. I stayed at home with my boyfriend. At 2 o’clock at night, the phone rings, where I hear the buoyant voice of a friend:

You are where?
I am home, where are you?
Natasha gave me a phone and asked you to call.
Why Why?
She asked me to ask... she asked me to ask...
About what?
She asked me how to get there...?
Where to?
How to get to the place where we are.
O_O

I smoked and was depressed. Tell me why?
Yyy: You are 18, you are a loser, you live with your mother, you have no grandmother, you have flown out of MADI and you are studying at some hollow university. I think that is why.
My father also lives with his mother and has flown out of Madi. Is it hereditary?

XXX: There are good groups, only on TV and radio will not show them :)
YYY: 100% will not be shown on the radio :(

I got a shock in my dream today, a realistic one, with a crush, a headache, nausea, blood from the nose, hardly survived, I woke up immediately.
WOW: How did that happen?
Okay, as usual, in the summer, I’ll go to the entrance and head over the puddle (:

xxx = is
xxx = I found the relationship between the intestine and the grout!
yyy = for God's sake don't tell me

The optimist drowned in a half-full bath.