Ase4ka (20:50:22 18/03/2010)
When you get the flash back.

_DEMON_ (20:50:38 18/03/2010)
Here is!! I remembered who gave it.

My cousin mocked my bob.

2 by Bob?

One is Bob.

2: For what?

One is Bob.

2nd is Bob?

I grew up at the dacha bob.

docent
What did you do yesterday?

The cloud-
No longer a plum
But I will not ask you for a long time.

I’m writing a list of things to take with me on vacation. What is usually forgotten?

I think Kevin...

Do you live far away or not? Can I invite you to a tea?
The desired. Very nice, not so far from the news.
Dark: I looked where your street was and I looked where mine was. The know. You will have to go for tea with a night's dinner, in a different way, just not.

My husband ate chips. On my hair on my chest, there were droppings... I approach with a loving look: "Let me lick...", he: "I would know, I would eat without cowards..."

Boris Vyacheslavovich, good morning! Tell me, please, in addition to the state program "Accessible housing" are other humoristic programs planned? For example "Quality VAZ" or "Honest official"? by Alexei

So, who was disturbed by the quiet weather in Altai? Who missed the wind?
This morning a friend took his daughter to kindergarten and played with her in the "supergirl". He himself is healthy, he should have something, and the daughter was so swollen that she hanged on his arm!!! to

XXX is fuck!
xxx: today, sitting on a pair, wrote on the table *does anyone know German?And then all half an hour cleanly on the machine raised the notebook - I thought they answered.

Animal Planet is an animal channel. Today I loved it even more for the epic phrase, pronounced in an evil-serious tone, “We often ignore the dark side of the sea cat.”

The CHC:
My parents left for two weeks.
The CHC:
I have an overdose of peelings =(

Oleg, where can we ride horses?
YYY: In the evening or in the afternoon?
I’ve been walking on horses... I’ve heard something like that.
HH: And here is where...
XHH: In the day and evening.
yyy: 8(06*)***-**-31 Irah, still that cowboy, call, ride!

One day, on a hot summer day, a car was driving on a country road towards the coast of the Baltic Sea. There was a young man behind the wheel, we would call him Misha.
Miche very much wanted to dive his exhausting from the heat body into a cool sea wave, as a result of which the speed regime set at 70 km / h was exceeded by them twice the edak, which in turn could not but rejoice hidden in the bushes with the radar employee of GIBDD.
Write a report!"
Misha: "Compile, there is no money."
A protocol is drawn up, haishnik: "Will you write an explanation?"
And then "I will" He writes an explanation, gives to Haishnikov.
He is reading.
Oh, yes, the protocol is broken, and with the words "Well, you and the shit!" Miche gives the documents.
In the explanatory was written: "I, such a number of such a car... did not violate the rules of traffic, was attached to the seat belt, but I was stopped by the inspector of the GIBDD and under the pretext of checking documents invited into his car, where he demanded to enter into sexual contact with him, threatening to make a protocol on excess speed on me. I refused to enter into sexual contact with the inspector." Date, signature.

Art is not in the Malevich Square, but in the ability to present the square as art!

Zampolit told me.
His parents (in a private house) live two cats - a young and an old.
One day in the summer kitchen, my mother found a bunch of cat shit on her favorite carpet. Of course in shouting, in panic. The households escaped, the type decides who of the cats guessed. To whom @@douley should hang.
Dad said, I will find out. Takes both cats for a kick, ticks their mouths into shit and gives the cats an acceleration with a good pinch. They flew a few meters. And then the old cat flies to the young man and flies on the hares as it moves. Everything immediately came to its place. The truth has triumphed.

How do you guess which party will win the elections in Russia?
You are mocking again, Watson.

I write to my colleague, thank you, I sealed violently, I get "psaybos". The answer comes: "Joe"

Acceptance in the sex shop:
– Maasha
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Fuck to

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in Zack
Would you marry Nelly?? to
On whom? What to do?? to
Watson, sign up here.
What am I?? to
So we need...
Who wants to write it up!!! to
I will close the playstation!!! to
Where to sign up?? to

Why can't I see the system files?
What properties does your file have?
He drinks, cries, comes home late.