Somebody (01:45:36 7/11/2010)
I have about 30 gigs of photos on my computer.

Somebody (01:45:39 7/11/2010)
I am hardly there)

Zoo (01:46:25 7/11/2010)
I also have 30 GB of something on the comp, but I am not there, fortunately.

There was an unexpected training fire alarm in the universe, which everyone knew the day before it.
The sirene sounds, everyone runs out... It’s cold, everyone stands, waiting for permission to go back, looking at the entrance door with hope. Teachers checked the presence of people in the groups... We are already going to go back, as the masterpiece rises from the door on the matan and cries to the dean through the doorstep and the whole yard:
"I don’t want to go to work! I have to do it!"

Usually people are not afraid of the dark, but of the unknown that is hidden in it.
Yyy: Well yes, you are waiting in the darkness a maniac with a gasoline. You know that, and it doesn’t scare you?

X: Well, how did we break up with him?
YYY: And you’re going to look for a new wisdom now?
XXX: How exactly you said it.

Somewhere in Silicon Valley.
Let’s start the war between Costa Rica and Nicaragua.
to go. And how?
Just change in Google Maps their boundaries.

What if the lights are turned off? I get rid of...
- Oh, I didn't think about it somehow))) he's right in front of it... and it's a collie... he's like that, and with him, at least in the fire, at least in the water... in general, both of you dry up.)))

Comments to torrent "102 poses in sex":
...
In other poses, there is a serious risk of either piercing a partner, or breaking the fist before curling the woman's neck!

Of the whole multitude, only 15-20 percent of the poses are suitable for use without the supervision of physicians and a gymnastic trainer.
Name it: "82 poses that should not be used in sex"

P.S Thank you very much to the author of the distribution - we finally got a good look at the auditorium in the hall. It was visible in 43 minutes.

On the tape news about the installation in Poland, on the border with Germany, the world’s largest statue of Christ.
Commentary :
"Men look very much "Civilization". They just want to make a 100% cultural influence and pull off the border cities of Germany.

No, I understand everything and even have already accepted the "universal" female thinking, but tell me how, shit, as much as possible on the first day of dating a trahatso in the entrance, and in a couple of days, on a quite cultural (!!!) The proposal just to sit at home and watch the filmmaker answer: "Dear, and you don't think that we are too early to visit each other?"

x: It’s time to get the opps on the tariff description pages to make the "Where we’re trying to fuck you" button.

<LZ> I watched Duna a long time ago with a peer copy
<LZ> there the translation was as if the translator had eaten something in the process, and "Arrakis" sounded like "Arachis" everywhere.
<LZ> "spice is famous for spice stocks", "the emperor gave peanuts to the atreides", "peanuts warriors"
<LZ> oh*enny epic, the battle for peanuts bl*t, nuts lovers woke up

One is Healthy! I saw the car! ? to Which year? what year? by 1991. Oh, she is a full-year-old! Now you can play well with her!

Do you mean that the vast majority of motorists are pedophiles?

You are like expensive wine. It is expensive and you will try it.
And you are like a cheap palette. You know it’s going to be fucking, and you’re still drinking.

<Finsternis> I got to go in gaming, I got to go...
<Olga> and what did you do?
<Finsternis> I want to eat.
<Finsternis> began to eat, at the same time and looked at everyone.
<Finsternis> I no longer condemn the artists who paint the same animated Vaitelnics in iron cartridges. I now know that they are handcuffed to photoshop by people who faithfully believe that only an animated witch, a naked ass, elephant ears and a dragon will be sold somewhere in the background.
“Finsternis, let God paint a warrior’s grandmother muscular and dressed, and the drillers are frightened!
"Finsternis" - no one needs plausible monsters, but the fact that this hernia, if she were alive, would get confused with her legs and get stuck in her own mucus - a pofigu.
<Finsternis> Why do we have a condemned weapon drawn from historical prototypes? We are better to wrap a protective tail with spikes and fintiflushes, which in battle is no more useful than cardboard!
<Finsternis> I eventually escaped from there anyway. I felt like I was helping the forces of evil take over the universe.

Denis Bagh 06.10.2010, 20:28:05

I heard that you can’t use a tampon if you don’t have a boyfriend. Is it true?

A girl is stuck in half-life.

They asked to take a screenshot of the place where she stopped.

Do you think she pressed the prn scr?
Do you think she took a picture of the screen?

No, she painted this place with pens for 2 days >_<

In school, the teacher was in computer science, a good woman, cheerful, but only at age and without a husband. Someday she enters the classroom, everyone is already sitting behind the compass, and then she joyfully announces:
The kids! I was offered!
Everyone has round eyes.
I bet five!
In the next five minutes, everyone cried out! Yippidy yi yippity!! to
It was my only five in computer science in my whole life.

Samsung Battery: Made in China / Finished in Korea

Bad thoughts do not live in the heads of good people. Immunal rejection of the ethical system.
by Yuri Tatarkin

It was a story about the intelligent cat Fantastic.
I sit in the apartment, knock on the door, whistle, then a cat scream, although we don’t have cats, the door closes. Then the wife rushes to the kitchen, cuts the sausages and flies the bullet on the staircase cage, looking like a murky cat from the neighboring house is wrapping our sausage.
reconstruction of events. Not stupid, to see, the cat came up with a way to eat at any time. The guard is at home, and there are home phones everywhere, until one of the old men enters the entrance. Shrinking in trace. Further, everything is simple, while the elderly in the darkness try to get into his apartment, he puts his ass under the closing door of the apartment, wildly rattles and jumps on the staircase cage and waits on the stairs. Pity old men, "pressed the cat," after a few minutes pull him out to eat.
And it works inexorably.