Together with the renaming of the militia to the police, in order to solve the problems, I propose to rename the UAZ to JEEP, the VAZ to Mercedes, the ruble to the dollar.

She: Well, I don’t like the taste of sperm, here I spit out. Have you tried it yourself? At least his
He: No... what does "at least his" mean? O_O

Tinki: Hey... it’s now broken. Did you know that the body of admin is covered with a sweater over time? I take off the sweater in the office and put it on my shoulders. Now suddenly I realized that I, like Heracles, am wearing the skin of a murdered admiral.

I read BOR not for laughter, but rather simply by habit.

Announcement of acquaintance:

"I want a guy, so that all straight paths, so that he looks me in the eyes and around all the viu viu, took my hand and straight pj pj!!!!! to
I need a pirotechnic..."

Fuck you, you have gone! Billions of people can be mistaken. They can! They can!! to

The Germans smile surprises with eyelids Ö_ö and the Estonians with eyelids Õ_õ

American producer Dino de Laurentiis has passed away. At one time, he bought the rights to screen the novels of most great authors, including the Bible.
Note: It’s even scary to imagine who he bought the rights to screen the Bible from.

We played the whole department in the counter... After an hour’s break, the girl gives out:
I like to play with Damir less than I like to play with PISA in pop!
We only got to the point when we cracked out that the guy Nick had Pisy v pope!

What else is good about Sarah Connor besides that single song?
Son of John Connor)

xxx: then consider this thesis: "I am not lying that I am lying"
As I always lied, so now I am lying that I am not lying.
I mean, I lie that I am lying.
XXX: I am not lying.
XXX: I am not lying.
The first phrase is that I am not lying that I am lying.
XXX: I am really lying
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The theme of the forum "The sound of a working engine like Porsche or Lamborghini"
YYY: Imagine crashing from the cross with the loud sound of a water slide into the UNITAZ!!A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A...

Comments on the news "A mysterious slide in the sky over California turned out to be a trace of an aircraft"

It wasn’t a rocket, it was...
Light from Venus reflected from the upper layers of the atmosphere and caused a blast gas explosion!

How do you know if a girl is a virgin without asking her directly?
It is worth shouting the following numbers into her vagina: 7, 3, 11, 85, 40, 92.
Try to do it unnoticed.

The most terrifying phrase of school childhood: “Yes, and now we clean up the textbooks and get the double leaflets...”

X: Why are you crying?
A: This is how sad it is.
X : Why?
Q: Life is hard.
If I knew, I would probably have fixed it.
Or I cry because I have a great suffering soul. I either cry for happiness, or for not knowing what will happen tomorrow, or for being deadly.
Q: Have you been to a psychiatrist for a long time?
A: She is in the hospital.
X: I understand

From the New Building Forum:
I went out here sometime in the night on the balcony, the worker took the garbage into a container, then went through the center of the court and began to write loudly!!! I said to him "and you didn't feel so naive writing?"and he smiled gently and thanked him for the company he had made. It hurt my maiden soul and my female dignity was severely compromised!

X: Don’t even think of starting to mess with Leka. It was like Napoleon’s plans!! to
It is not shameful to walk with her on the street.
X: And that if the dentist and the practitioner look at it at the same time, they will see each other whole! You’ll be watching it from the KVD!
- him

XXX: What happened today?
Tagged: Petra 1
XXX: And what happened?
yyy: 10 levels in worms))

A young man to his girlfriend.
I am not stressed by what you do to me, I am stressed by how often you do it.