Marina: Today the favorite in the cards lost the desire. This dalbon asked...to call a friend from my phone!How to live so?
Winning the game, CHO

She: How did you get there?
He was... standing.
He: How is he himself?
She: and I have nothing to stand 😉

Why does one man have so many enemies?
I am community. And... drinking.c) Homer Simpson

Yesterday I went to the bookstore with a girl, she was looking for something to read.. and would look for something specific, for example, by genre or author, no.. the main thing in her choice was: "and this writer has already died?".
O_O: This is the picture.
Do you have books of dead authors?
- Oh, you know, the dead are over yet, but here is one, the author has cancer, he has no more than two months to live, take?
Thank you, I will wait"

This is your "smoking kills".
Everyone knows that the consequences will be, but they think that not soon.
This would be "The Smokers Smell" - and true and urgent.

And in general, the most effective would be "Smoking STOP". You buy a pack, I will give you a hook in the cheek.

How do fools smoke in public toilets? I am not smoking! Be people!

= Traffic=(20:36)> By the way, men. Do not go to the guides in the train :) It turns out that men sometimes drive with them :( also guides, mla :(

It is known that of the 120 passengers of the tram, 76% are rabbits. Is it wise for the conductor – an elderly woman in general – to sink into this moving cloak of lawlessness? Maybe it’s easier to call OMON right away?
by sovetchikov.net

Service center, client computer. There are three consecutive labels on the desk: Luntik teaches letters, Luntik teaches rules, Luntik teaches numbers.
Engineer: Damn, Luntik taught the rules...

xxx: I want to get married
XXX: Living with the body
XXX: in a separate house
xxx: take this shit to work
and fuck her every five minutes
xxx: in breaks when she does not cook, does not wash and does not clean)
YYY: And the snipers still need to be.
YYY: It is delicious

[EasyFrag] How old are children?
The Diamond 5
Are they twins?
Diamonds of Agha
[EasyFrag] Hihi, and how do you distinguish them?
Nadia has long hair, and Sieroga has short hair.
[EasyFrag] by

What about Annika?
I lack the data.
Mix: What kind of data do you have? Blondes with beautiful breasts are cooking well that they need more?! to
Grebor: ask her, idiot

The girl accidentally hit the eggs:
Fuck you IRA!
I am not a fool!
It’s a pity that you’re not called Inna.

by Habr
hkh (Out of Russia, Chelyabinsk Oblast, Chelyabinsk ):
But in public transportation, according to the rules, you must give without delivery, otherwise you can land. Even with coins, but without giving. I do not know where exactly this is fixed, but I have repeatedly seen it under the route scheme in transport - an extract from some law or rules of public transportation. At least in my city.
I wanted to joke that you are probably from Chelyabinsk, and you... from Chelyabinsk.

Real hunger is when the cakes in the transitions start to smell delicious!

According to local news showed the kindergarten educator and said that they are now raising children according to new innovative methods and children are not just glued out of plasticine, but are doing projects.

Absolutely gone. They would still be nanotubes.

Olga: Well, my mother always calls me Olga, and Olga always calls me Olga.
Ehu: He doesn’t distinguish between bees?
You probably too)

In the conversation, I tried to remember how the mother of the girl's husband's name is called.
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YYY: Would you say goodbye?

I want to have the link "I don’t like" and drawn a cacao!

[Commentary to the movie trailer on YouTube]

I've never seen anything like that
yyy: @xxx Of course fucking the movie has not yet been released

Hurra my friends! Finally, the stinking drink called beer, which drinks 80% of the youth, poisoning themselves and their future children, was equated to alcohol! Now beer will disappear from the tents and it will be banned as well as vodka. Plus those who are pleased with it!