We have a chief - an indigenous German, but spent half his life in Russia, studied in Moscow, somehow on a dispute without money he travelled by car stop from Peter to Vladik in 3 months. Our man at all! In Russian he speaks perfectly but with a great accent, but when he wants, he can simply pretend that the nifiga does not understand.

We are sitting in the office, waiting for the elevator. The boss is called, he periodically whispers in the telephone. Next to us are two secrets of some kind, loudly chatting with each other in Russian about bags, also waiting for them in general.

stand for a long time. There is no elevator. It seems that the man's secrets are very disturbing. Finally he gets bored, he turns to them and asks on a broken broken Russian with an innocent face - "And what is there, no?"

The secretions fall into a sediment and squeeze, the man returns to the conversation. Win-Win

Listen to what the archive is... on your fingers.
NN: On the fingers... hm... look, a person eats about 3-4 kg of food a day... right?
and well. and?
nn: and when squeezed, the coconut is small maximum per kg to be obtained :)
W W W W!

I go on the bus, sitting by the window, side-sighted I notice that the bicycle is overtaking the bus! I turn my head and it is attached to the roof of the Toyota =)

You risk casting the shadow of doubt on my reputation.
How beautiful it is, counted, right?
This is from the multicast.

“Good lady, would you like to go to a restaurant with me today?”
Has the lady forgotten?

Tolerance is when the ass is red from anger, and the head smiles and sneezes.

XHX: Does the girl seem to have left me?
YYY: What happened?
xxx: She gave me a box with a VoV and a subscription for a year.

<chh> the cover in the phone can not be opened
<wow> Strange, judging by spelling, I thought you were very strong

There are four days ahead of the weekend.
The first thought: Lord, let us not fool you!

KOrsar45: Today a cute girl in a strawberry suit gave me an advertisement
KOrsar45: advertised a new meat store
Kossar45: I thought a lot

My name is Annika, I work as an admin. I received my certificate No. 404 – Fate. ^ ^ ^

Antonov: No, what is happening to us is not yet an epic file. One summer I went on a bicycle to swim in the river. When I returned, I decided not to wear a shirt and go in a swimsuit. And there the road was under the hill and it quickly broke up, and here, on the full run, the top of the swimsuit at her broke up and slept. The drivers were delighted.

I still remember how my dad taught me to drive.

XXX was like this:
IRA, IRA, IRA, IRA, IRA, IRA and IRA Brake to Brake! It is gas, it is gas! #9 Do not turn around!! to
10 seconds of silence :)
And then the exhausting spark: Aston-Martin! I chose Aston Martin. Blue is a great choice!!! to
Then I decided to wait a few more years with the car :)

recently took a certificate from the skin dispenser for the pool: the citizen of the xxx has not identified bla bla bla diseases, the certificate is issued for presentation in : a rest house, a sanatorium, a pool,..., a visit,...

What are you taking on a date? and :)

MalyFka: But it’s a pity that I’ve stopped once, and I can’t change my nick anymore (
Really, really sad...

It was the peak of my player’s cynicism! Turn on the random Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc, let listen for five seconds (this hellish, bullying laughter) and turn off...

KOrsar45: slide on the Latin dictionary
KOrsar45: the word "unnecessary" in Latin vanus, ge
KOrsar45: even in those times everything unnecessary was sent to the ass.)

HH: It was early in the morning.
He went to pour flowers.
I suddenly saw it as if
Virgin, a strange beauty
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh showed up!
It is just a bush standing.
XHHH: Here the thought came.
Yyy: Not going to Madrid
He started to ball in his pockets.
There was a phone somewhere.
He was just very drunk.
I’ve already called in Madrid.
Something was dropping from above.
He swallowed himself...
I started crying from marasma.
Soon go to the basement.
In the basement, it is a miracle.
My grandfather is sitting in a shirt.
Grandpa, where are you from here?
He was rushed up...
Bordeaux: Grandfather jumped from place
Tagged: knives
No time for the man to dress up.
Starting in the basement
XHHH: It stunned... stunned...
My grandfather was cowardly.
The man suddenly stumbled
He did not eat those mushrooms!

Congratulations on the phone:

Happy birthday friend!! You’re 23 years old, stop... don’t need more... 24 is overcrowding...
I was sitting.

I’m sitting at my sister’s house for a compost. A tribe (5 years old) is a foolish man - he clamps a healthy pillow into a servant with all kinds of dishes. He turns and looks at me and gives "not enough space on the C " disk;