My friend worked as a psychiatric nurse.
I come to her and they have five minutes there. I am standing in the hallway and waiting for her. Here an oligofren approaches me and asks:
Do you have cigarettes?
I am him:
and no.
He is:
Is there bread?
and no.
He is so stealing:
Mad too?

Students of 7th grade answer the question "What subject is unloved and why?". The boy writes: “English because they don’t speak Russian.”

My aunt was a representative of Oriflame, and she made me a representative!! to
Bite in the neck?

Yes, you’re talking directly to Chechnya.
He: by whom?? to
You don’t know Chechnya?: O
He: I don’t have to know all your men.

Dialogue of DJs on bel.radio radiusFM
And here look! In Switzerland, they invented a suitcase. This coat has 25 pockets and sweat pockets, where you can put all your hand luggage and travel without burdening yourself, dragging your bag!
and ha! Wassermann has been doing this for hundreds of years!! They invented the panamas!! Ahh!
What are ninjas worth? How many different pockets are there in their suit, sweaty... even a spoonful you eat, where do they lay their surikens and different glands?! to
So don’t cheat the Swiss.
You have invented...
From here the conclusion comes, Wassermann – NINJZJA...!!!)))

How did the day pass?
There were so many beautiful words.
And not a single note!! to

In the Kiev Petro hangs advertisement: smiling girl and next to the inscription "I give up to 15 times".
Raise your hand who thought about home appliances when reading this.

Did you name your daughter Victoria in honor of Victory?
NN: in honor of Wikipedia. Let the smart grow.

she:there would be an aske function to press a button and see how you are recorded by the interlocutor
He: then our relationship would have ended without beginning.)
He is (

bionet: from the forum, on the discussion of regulator signals:

by Lexx:
An incomplete list.
It’s a little used, I see.
There are such signals as:

" to the left Left, shut me around"
"Stand by the Rings!"
"Cola, out of that for passing on the prohibiting form."
"Sit off the shoe... citizen..."

by Helg
And the 7 is shit, it doesn’t work in Worms ?

Wlas
Admin says I agree with you, and for the same reason.

CKuB: On the street.Communes saw today "Hockey on Grass Center".
CKuB: The color of the design of the building - with bright pink acid stripes.
CKuB: The question - "On what grass?" - fell away by itself...

The initials?
The customer: Well.
The Operator: Well?
The Client: Well! Well! Barankin N.U.

I went to paint. In the city there is only "Station of Young Technicians" (SUT)
How many years a child.
I am... twenty-four

3 minutes ago Enter the reception! Healthy such a bearded-bearded rich man and so modestly, modestly and very quietly says: hello...this is I WHITE, I am behind the respirators.
It turns out that White is the name of the company.

HH: It’s still a shit. I once had a friend who was drunk for an hour grabbed a contact lens out of his eye, which he got still sober)))

I wanted to learn to be calmer, more tolerant, not nervous.
As a result, I learned to be a puppy.
The Russians don’t know anything.)

FogeL
The site of the demotivators has become one big demotivator, demotivating to sit on the site of the demotivators.

by Karbofos:
Autumn is coming and the leaves fall.
I'm chasing the worm, I think of you

The sanitary officers came to us in the morning, they say that the sewage was broken on the first floor of the cinema studio and until then there will be repairs so that we do not go to the toilet.
And our one procrastinator forgot about it and went to the toilet, says after that "I sit on the toilet and I hear the scream from the tube "you are there what you are crying about!!!?!?!? What’s the difference between me and you "?“" – "You’re wearing a shit on our head!!and "