XXX: Late Saturday morning
xxx: I put a shopping cart on the shelf in the store
xxx: in it: a bank of salty cucumbers 1 piece, a bank of salt cabbage 1 piece, lemons 2 pieces.
xxx: because of the cash on me looks red eyes tired after Friday eyes of a young cashier
XXX: from the minute carefully studying me
XXX:...and starts roaring in the voice)
xxx:... c#ki...)))))))))

If you look at the book, you see...

by Hitler: Zigu
Master of Evidence: Book
The Fool: Figure
Football team: League

The head of the middle line always has an alternative: hit the screw or twist the hooks.

Yesterday I went to a friend, he lives on the 8th floor. Change the elevator at the entrance. Knowing this, I walk. He got up, went in, catered and went home. When I left the apartment, I successfully forgot that there was no elevator in the mine.
I tap the call button. The door opens! In the mine on the roof hangs a man, looks at me and asks:
“Where are you?”
For five minutes I left.

A citizen opens a bottle of vodka "Putinka". From there, Jin-Putin flies out and says, “Ask, man, what you want. I promise it all!”

Dear Santa Claus, I want to learn to talk to people. Or falling into anabolic. One of two.

Publishing in contact, I will give the guitar to a good bassist for mining, I am not playing myself, and the money is not needed...

A man should not fall into despair, no matter what difficult life situation he found himself, if, of course, he has an erection.

From the comments of one of the demotivators about Wall-e ))

1 is correct.
If it translates precisely from English, it is willy and even more precisely willy.
What is the difference as: Wally; Wally; Wally?)
4th of XDDD

Well, who, KEM, can be considered a girl who eats half a pack of chewing gum on the way home, because suddenly the rapist attacks, kissing is good, and my mouth smells bad.? to

In our courtyard lives a boy Igor aged 5-6. Sweet boy, always as he sees me, even from far away shouts hello! And now I am coming home recently from the universe and this Igor has seen me and cries from a distance:
Hello to you! He was with a friend and they both went to meet me.
Hello to you! I greeted him.
A: What did you get today?
- 5k / did not upset the boy and rub about the literal designation of the ratings in our universe /
A... in mathematics?
In the microeconomy.
This is ISO, right? The Poor Boy
No, I am not smart. I am not in school, but in college.
A. How old are you?
and 19.
To shut up, right? He said not to me, but to a boy of about the same age who stood next to him.

From the forum:

Experiments have shown that a cat dropped from the seventh floor has a 30% less chance of survival than a cat dropped from the twentieth floor. It is supposed that a cat needs to fly through eight floors to understand what is going on, to relax and to re-group.

Damn... " The experience shows..."

If you want to feel the ruler of the world, with one hand movement moving mountains, turning rivers backwards, destroying entire states – draw the contour maps to your understanding.

<Glladiator> Which fool touched my photocopy with fat hands?
<Muxkoff> I did not touch
<Alive Stenka> I am not a fool!

An intelligent man is different from a ham in that he can send you a message in a great number of ways without saying a single word.

I love my alterego.
I’m so different and yet I’m together.)

It just appeared in the news.
He was sentenced to nine years in prison for three attempts at rape in one day.
The first one bit him by the finger and ran away.
The second? A little later? She put her keys on her face and ran away as well.
From the third he was in the same elevator, the girl was 14 years old, and she gave him a leg on the eggs, as taught in school and also disappeared.

xxx: I am 22 years old.
XXX: That’s when you think that’s shit.
If you think about it, fuck it.

No one knocks at the door so loudly and unceremoniously as a drunken husband, the police, and Jehovah’s Witnesses.

X: Yesterday I was broken the pattern, I recognized the animes deeper
X: On a recent patte there was an animated calf that was cutting under a guy
X: Well, like the usual calf who positions himself as a guy
X: A few days ago I learned that this is a guy who positions himself as a girl who positions himself as a guy.