and hello! Do you know that by the sign of the zodiac you are sexual?
According to the zodiac sign, I am married and have three children.

Dressing a sleeping child is like demolishing a bomb, one sudden move – minus 4 hours of sleep.

Working in the public sector is fun. A letter from the boss came to the work soap. There are two files. The first order says what to do and until when. The second new order stated that I did not do this and it will be deducted from the salary.

In the forum discussion of feathers and everything related to them.

And I ended my handwriting after a fracture of two foot bones. After removing the plaster, it turned out that the geometry of the brush has changed. Very convenient, on the interrogation you can refuse all your pre-breaking signatures!

- In the interrogation the geometry of the brushes may try to restore...

In the morning in Ash.

and good!
Good luck, I can’t find my phone. I am late.
Hey, what are you printing from?
and crying

With Google
XX: What is a clitoris?
yyy: This is a reduction from kilolitres. That is a thousand liters.

The younger sister (C) does not want to water the flowers:
C: Why water them, they will die sooner or later!
I (thinkingly): Well, from this point of view you can’t be fed...
It worked! =) is

Police Inspectorate of Roads and Motor Transport of Russia. Reduced - P.I.D.A.R

News from Rambler:
The trouble happened to famous singer Dima Bilan last weekend. The Eurovision winner was in an accident. The singer was driving his BMW on the third transport ring. At decent speed in the car of Bilan crashed the "Giguli" of the sixth model. “We were very shaken,” Dima told Komsomolskaya Pravda. My face was ten centimeters from the wheel!"
Try again, we believe in you!

I am :
You’d see me making olive... fast and fast so that Sasha’t have time to come and see how I’m disturbing him.

I am :
I don't have a large pot and I threw all the ingredients into a new garbage bag, shaken and dropped in 2 containers

The Brother:
and ROFL

The Brother:
Inventiveness at Height

I am :
Never go to the women’s kitchen.

The Brother:
I’m not a woman in any way – everywhere it’s a mess 😉

I am :
What an order we can put in your warehouse!

YouTube comment on UFO presence on the moon

xxx:Shake up everyone who bought the plots on the moon)) Throw, a cockroach, with an American flag, knocked the cockroach, knocked into a plate with a borst and fucked)))

XXX: I'll be happy with you on the head of the chair!
I will put myself on a chair! That is, give...
XXX is wow! You feel guilty!

Q: What is the degree of smoke in the room?
Tagged in: Nubia, Nubia
and xxx : )
Wauu: one Nupiseducuvastnakure (npuvtn) is when 1 tail, weighing 1 kg can hang at a height of 1 meter exactly 1 second

Endy: I will tell you... There is only one effective way to save Russia, it was proposed by Kutuzov in 1812. to burn Moscow.
Bewreks: This summer someone tried to save the world, but something didn’t work.

I saw now advertising: discounts on handwashing and car cleaning on the car "Welcome Wipes"! I'm sorry to go there - yeah! Ahtung is...

Full house :
This is the great paradox of student life. All no4t do theorver, 4tb exactly him, szuco, sutra and sleep :(

Wear a new piece, in youthful style, striped, carefully shaved.
In the market, for beer.
“Young man, show me your passport, I’m not sure you’re 18.
(with a breath, removing the cap) - That is, the gray and the pleasant procured baryton are no longer quoted?

Man did not come from a monkey, but from two monkeys.
Why two of them??

Smith: I don't believe you're 17, or 14 at most, and I don't want to talk to you because you're small.
and meet up.
Smith: Even if you swallow
Iris: Who am I swallowing?

I have heard of history, even in the times of the Union.
Geophysicists in the taiga camp were destroyed, research conducted.
And for 2 bottles of vodka agreed with the drillers that they had two toilets of the type of "sorting". The drillers made two holes and left, and the top of the booth was wooden, all as appropriate. The man went to the wind, to try a new toilet - sat down, swallowed up.... the sound he heard after a long time.It turns out that the drillers did not shrink - the shurfs went to a depth of 50 m. People first learned - were afraid to go there =)))