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[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36598
 27.09.2010
LoveDrive: Fuck, I’m dying in convulsions.
Who is pleased?
LoveDrive: goes past under the pen with a guy Botox cock with a chihuahua rat without a lead. That idiot is lost somewhere around. The hostess cried out: "Glasha, Glasha!"Glasha means. Noble to her mother. No attention to the owner.
LoveDrive: the guy corrects: "Not so, look at it. Lie, Lajaaa!" They turn around by surprise, the rat runs to the guy, the curtain.
Solo: Here’s the definition for this tail creature, you won’t think of it more precisely *ROFL*

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36597
 27.09.2010
Where did you get the gifts from the big package of Contex?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36596
 27.09.2010
What are the qualities of the ideal?
It is a set of qualities. I don’t know how they all are called)) well there kindness, boobs))))))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36595
 27.09.2010
With the help of lies, a member can be increased for free by as many centimeters as you want for a short time.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36594
 27.09.2010
I think there are a lot of funny things in the world.
Yesterday, my friend and I wandered unknown in which streets, lost... and someone told us - you there, someone - oh, I don't know where your street... and when it was an hour and a half (!Then we saw the inscription on the wall: “You are here forever!”“" It was so funny! It turns out that this is our street!

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36593
 27.09.2010
O_O
Here I go to the kitchen... And if I go a little further, I will get into the laundry. If I go to the left, I go to the toilet. And if I turn right now, then into some room... Interestingly... In the room, In the laundry, In the toilet. But in the kitchen... It’s the same as in America, in Russia, in Italy, but in Ukraine. The whole earth is a house. Ukraine is a kitchen.

O_O
Am I not crazy?

† Alucard †
SuperRRRR

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36592
 27.09.2010
I dreamed of such a shit today.
yy: don't go on, I dreamed of a Linux licensed disk.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36591
 26.09.2010
You haven’t seen the police here.
All the pimples? + of 😉
That’s what the geiparades are doing – they’re jealous.
The most beautiful ones are taken with them!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36590
 26.09.2010
Donates Twix's: I borrowed #&%I with your eB%?&my programs
Dary Twix's: This is how
Donates Twix's: they are not installed!
Kiramatrix: there is Edward's hand-sweeper, there is Slawik's hand-out of pockets

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36589
 26.09.2010
I don’t think I finished school with a medal. Without a medal as I remember.
YYY: Not without regret I noticed that these medals meant nothing.
XXX is yes. So and say that the mast missed the medal, and the happiness comforts yourself with this.
YYY: Now I comfort myself by corresponding with you *THUMBS UP*

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №36588
 26.09.2010
Can I fucking ask?
I mean, you are a rubber.
he: o_o

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36587
 26.09.2010
Most of your secrets are not known by your friends, but by Sisadmin.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36586
 26.09.2010
XXX: The population census is coming soon. Young Russians are concerned about their race.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36585
 26.09.2010
Course
Relevance of the chosen topic: It was half the third night, the other to look for was lazy.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36584
 26.09.2010
xxx: I fuck with google chrome =)
YYY :?? to
xxx: He put a proof, he asked for a reboot. Recharge is recharge. At that moment, Google Chrome was opened.
By issuing the sarcastic inscription "opanky" (literally) the system went to the rebut...
YYY: Ah, and when will you break it up you will write "which x?and "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №36583
 26.09.2010
<Irochka87> I crashed my iPhone, it doesn’t work. What to do?
<Burzum> don’t steal your new iPhone

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36582
 26.09.2010
Only a torrent knows how dependent you are on other people.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36581
 26.09.2010
Tomorrow, 26 September, is World Contraception Day. If you have familiar Gondons, congratulate the enthusiast.

Tagged: oooo

YYY: With the coming of you

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36580
 26.09.2010


Kellendros (22:22:30 25/09/2010)
I can say that at the root of our confrontation lies the unambiguous notion that you are very lacking in puzzles.

NexX (22:22:47 25/09/2010)
I only understood part of the puzzles.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36579
 26.09.2010
grayhex: When the tech support providers will make the menu on the line:
1st I understand nothing at all.
2nd I know where I have flashing monitors and a reset button
Three I know everything and I understand it, but where is my internet?! to

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