Q: So what are you? I am sick of him!
NN is sick? from him? Will he soon be a dad?
He: You’re not like everyone else... The other girls are somewhat empty, and you’re...
With a filler?
Just to his neighbor his sister went, brought him a bottle of 0.5 litre mineral:
Sister: Here, I bought you minerals, you asked.
Neighbor: Is she so small?
I’m without a shirt today!
Neighbor: 0_0 I am generally about the mineral.
Lisey
O. found a taxi that costs 30p / km. At the same time, they have a service "treat driver" - 50p / km.
by Elvin
= – O
by Elvin
Is it how?
Lisey
Well, it’s probably when a taxi driver carries you drunk in your own car.
Lisey
I want to believe it.
B: You have seen it? The carpet has been removed [...]
WOW: I know
Father has already said
Soffa: I am lying on the beach, next to me two aunts, a kilogram under 100, and I hear one another saying, "Listen, we will come to Kiev - you need to learn to use photoshop.")))))
My mother told. In the summer, my grandchildren 7 and 10 were in the village.
of years. Then the younger girl approaches her mother and says:
My grandmother has two good and bad news.
My mom said, let’s get bad first.
- Grandma, I dropped toilet paper into a hole (it was in the village toilet)
There is such a hole.
Now get a good one.
“Baby, but I’ve kept the tip of the paper, it can still be pulled out, let’s go.
rather than!
Cursed Advertising: I Fighted With Her!
WOW: How did it fit you? and :)
I just think Red M&M's should meet Green because it's cooler! And she’s that yellow... He’s, you see, more romantic :(
Tagged with: facepalm
I’ve never burned up before.)
We sit with Daddy, we look at the channels, and here we encounter a moment when a man with a big camera photographs a girl with the same big breasts. We are here at the same time:
This is a photocopy!
Here are the titles!
How I was ashamed.
You are beautiful like a peach.
WOW: thank you
xxx: not worth it
Tagged: condolences
A few days ago, the editor of one local newspaper was fired for printing the title of the article "Putin on K. Aline"
-/ bought tea "Apple with cinnamon". I cannot catch. If I drink the juice, then I drink the bulk.
I work in the 13th Brigade as a fielder.
I picked up my aunt from the station.
She: - The head of the district removed 54 internal organs from me!
Doctor: What are they?
She: - Both lungs, liver, heart, appendix, ovaries..........=54
Doctor: But you will understand that you cannot live without half of them!
She: Are you a fool?
Doctor: Probably...
She: - You were not in a psychic accidentally!!!!!!!!!!!! (Patients are not informed of our specifics)
The doctor answered honestly.
Good bye Hitler!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am not Hitler.
Eve Brown?
YYY: I am Jan B... Just B...
Zzz: Koku Jan B...
zzz: and you are really B...?))))
YYY: The only thing that is real is B!
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: I think I understood what it was about.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY(
<xxx> "A man can endure everything if he is not stopped" (C)
<yyy> In the sense of “to endure” = “to endure” or “to take with you”?
<xxx> Yes to any
[02:58:12] <DarkoFF> suggest progu norms for remote access via the innet
[02:58:19] <DarkoFF> not on the spotlight
[03:47:38] <DarkoFF> and one by one that you so, all at once rushed to help
If a guy asks a lot about me, what do I like, what do I like... what does that mean?
What are you interested in him?
Or he just wants to get in.
HHH: No is it. He is a worshiper.
If you think good guys don’t blow up, you’re wrong.
<emutracer> I was at a sewing concert when he had the u2 on the heating were
yasviridov Go to "Lade Kalina" a long way
It is only worth it if you go to Mordor to throw it down to Orodruin.
I was in electrical engineering, I remember it was fun. He explained everything very seriously.
Asks: In one relay 50 ohms, in the other 70 ohms. The question is, which resistance is greater?
It is clear that both options have been listed. He looked at him and said, “You don’t understand Nihren. More than 100"