Railway "Toronto - Novosibirsk"
The conductor. We have a train of increased comfort... We have dinner included in the price of the ticket. You will get it in the store tomorrow morning.

Registered on Twitter. Everything is fine, I sit and write. Obama and Medvedev. I send them funny messages, but they don’t answer for any reason. You know, the dogs.

The upcoming winter will be a normal Russian winter with prolonged periods of cold. This will be a cold winter close to normal, but it will not be as severe as the past, but frosty, "said the head of Roshidromet, Alexander Frolov.
The comments.
I can also give a forecast - the winter will be cold, the spring will be cool, but by the end of the spring it will warm up, the summer will be hot, and in autumn it will cool again! Let me be appointed as the head of the Roosevelt!! to

by Lena52
I look like an iceberg.
The Tanatos:
Does her ass also weigh 90% of her total weight?

Dreamko: By the insistence, the taxi driver noticed when he said that his ear was itching, got the key at a speed of 120 km / h, from the ignition lock, thus stifling the car, pushed the key into the ear and began to scratch.

Crazy Girl
I went to see a man from the Czech Republic.

Crazy Girl
She thinks I’m a grandmother 😉

I think you want to fuck me and I want to fuck you. But as practice shows, these are nirvana things that don't help get fucked.

xxx - 20:22:27: Can you give someone a heart?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: I worked in transplantation here.
YYY: Is the proposal still in force?

XXX: What is my life?
8 years before school.
XXX and three years after retirement.

Internet service in a small town. The monter was sent to connect an orthopedic workshop. There are many rooms, the cabinet is not signed, I have been looking for them for a long time. He enters the appropriate office and the following dialogue occurs:
Are you a pedophile?
The Orthopedics!
What a difference, I came in to connect.

xxx: and brother fucking in supermarkets liqueurs steals for one and a half knives
YYYY: Well
XXX: I have done it.
YYY: I’ll have to talk to him about it.
YYY: Let Him Teach

A 10-year-old boy did what scientists couldn’t do for 100 years
XXX What? Bite yourself in the elbow?

The guilty is usually the one who does the most.

The academicians were fooled :) Someone, but they should know the English language, and in the meantime, on the official website of the Russian Academy of Sciences on full seriousness hangs information that in Russia, in Pushkin exists.
"Squirrel institute" (Squirrel institute) g:))) Assess until corrected:
http://www.ras.ru/win/db/show_org.asp?P=.oi-513.ln-en This is what it means to use online translators who do not understand the difference between the INSTITUTE OF PROTEIN RESEARCH and proteins
The Squirrel Institute.

According to the Central Funeral Bureau, the number of unemployed in the country continues to decline steadily.

Resume was sent by the designer Mikhail Kosyakov.
Without looking at the name. A great addition to the existing L. Volokitin and E. Liapina. The mountains are swirled by the team, I feel right.

From the culinary website:

To cook the egg "Eggs" we will need two chicken eggs

Worked in SPLAYNE - put supplementation on computer databases. This was the case:
Customers have a computer. The collective is purely female, but the client is large - we sent them our computer worker. He drove, disassembled the system block, something there wise-wise, and then brings a sheet of paper to the local chief, on which some worms are folded and explains - said, here is she, the cause of the computer failure, they all guessed, here is the bump, I cleaned up...
The ladies in reverent silence surround a paper with worms and look, look, look... Then one says:
This is a virus...

So I’m sitting in the cafe today... I’m rubbing in the CS! The waitress approaches and from a minute watching my game says: "Oh, you're doing the truth well! Sorry for yesterday’s fun))) I thought the chatter"- I was out O_O

Oh, I hear, there will be a clone war in physics tomorrow.
[17:01:37] yyy:?
[17:01:47] xxx: From the cycle "Who came from where"