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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №36478
 24.09.2010
It’s so fucking to watch others marry and get fat.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36477
 24.09.2010
In the dining room:

Do you drink what will you take?
You only have a compot, and I don’t want a compot.
This is not juice.
and yes? And from what?
From Dry Fruits!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36476
 24.09.2010
From the site collected:
“On September 28th in Olympic Sochi will begin our big corporate holiday – Sberbankiada. Sport for us is a means to create a team spirit, a positive mood, to keep yourself in tone.
Sberbanks Hell - this is the exact name of their units

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36475
 24.09.2010
The Straga:
I do a shabash and I am ashamed... (.Before me it started to do another proger, I doolive and as always a lot of everything needed to add what was not in the tz, and he has a model of direct beauty: the code is arranged, there are comments...but this model is not provided for such global additions that are required, you have to patch your own...
The Straga:
Lose the code like I’m joking on the violin Stradivari (

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36474
 24.09.2010
The provincial supermarket. All products are labeled "Actions! "Good without boundaries!"Buying, you help the child!" In the center of the picture - the owner of the market with his son.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36473
 24.09.2010
W3rtas(16:13:51 23/09/2010): I recently cleaned the dust refrigerator) the computer started working 20% faster))
Makarić(16:14:40 23/09/2010): Hm... idea) I will try too
MacArthur has gone offline.
MacArthur is online.
Makarić(16:57:25 23/09/2010): I had so much dust accumulated there for half an hour.
Makarish(16:57:50 23/09/2010): There was still some ugliness smashed, all the hands dirty, fu, wiped out all of it)
MacArthur has gone offline.
W3rtas(16:58:10 23/09/2010): ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №36472
 24.09.2010
Love is not when you are well with a man. Without a man it is bad.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №36471
 24.09.2010
As a child and a teenager, I collected cards with cats. And somehow in one set I got a postcard, which depicted a dark and important Persian cat with a harsh household pimple, and next to it a cocker spaniel with a simple good-hearted mouth. This couple seemed very similar to my mom and dad. I shouted, but I didn’t talk about it, I was afraid to offend. The postcard lay on the table for a while, then worked somewhere. Many years have passed and my father has already died. One day, looking through my children's papers, I found this postcard and saw that on the turn of my father's hand was written: "Tanya, remember your father and mother!"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №36470
 24.09.2010
For someone - just a driver's license, and for the inspector - a bread card.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №36469
 24.09.2010
The son of a colleague (8 years old) was asked to write a piece on the topic "Spring in the forest".
She tells us:
I open and read: in the spring, the leaves grow on the trees. The sun blows. Soon nature will revive, encounter and the hunt for females will begin.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36468
 24.09.2010
5 minutes ago in Mega. "the owner of the car Niva with the state meter k765kh request to approach the place where your car was parked..." nunah this to hear...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36467
 24.09.2010
Termi: Well I don’t know... You’re talking about Linux, and my brother thinks that the best operating system is Ubuntu – he sends it on the disk from somewhere abroad!
I understand your brother very well. I also can’t tolerate Sri Lanka tea, so I drink only quality Ceylon tea.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36466
 24.09.2010
of AAA. Why would you leave your girlfriend without thinking?

The BBB. Unwavering drunkenness against the background of terrible frigidity!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36465
 24.09.2010
Tina Kandelaki is fighting for the homeland.

According to a survey by the Public Opinion Foundation, 64% of Russians feel ashamed of their country. She wrote a big text, embarrassed Russians, exposed sociologists and left no stone on stone from our social pessimism. She detailed the victories of Russia in economics, sport and public life. And at the end of the blog, she asked readers again: "Do you feel ashamed of Russia?"

"Yes" - 80% of respondents have already answered.

What is a talented agitator?


[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36464
 24.09.2010
DasHka: Ai Luli, Ai Luli, guests to Dashenka came)

CHUDO: Oh, what are you for?

DasHka: To what Lula got for yesterday’s party (((

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №36463
 24.09.2010
Differences between Russian and European.
When everything is okay, the European works calmly and well, and when everything goes through his ass, he panics.
When everything goes through the ass, the Russian mobilizes and does the impossible. When everything is fine, the Russians suffer.

[ + 78 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36462
 24.09.2010
The girl: beauty, figure - class, smile, face, chest, waist, pop - everything is perfect. Nearby a guy: thin, dull, but with a bubble... terrible as death, face in the acne, hair confused, unwashed, br... I thought that once so – I still have a chance in this life.

They came out together from the subway on the Peace Prospect - he planted it in his Mercedes sports cabriolet.

Everyone knew there was no chance.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36461
 24.09.2010
XXX is a cape.
xxx: How to react when a girl after sex gives you "I am so scary. How can you sleep with me?"? to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36460
 24.09.2010
It’s hard to be a programmer.
He is: No! It’s hard to be anonymous :-(
You will make my life easier, I will be yours.
I agree, I am going =)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36459
 24.09.2010
<JacKass> thumbnail
< cat> and what to say about it.
<Tanya> about happiness
<jacKass> about love
<Toronto> about the weather for an emergency
<@juriy> Happiness is what it is! Today’s weather is made for love.

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