My wife and I live in a couple with my grandmother (84 years old). Ba claims that the kitchen is her kingdom and does not allow us to cook. He is also very offended when we offer help. That’s what I did – yesterday, while we were at work, she went to the store. It slipped down on the street, the bag broke. But right away the youth of 14-15 years, all gathered, brought home) if you read - thank you, kids for grandmother=))

He revealed a funny pattern:
if you carefully lay your hair with a dryer, dry them dry, then the hair is enough to the first hat, but here is the laying "Led to sleep with wet hair" carefully held until the next wash (

When I woke up at 4 a.m., my neighbor decided to take a bath. Then I woke up by the neighbor’s alarm at 8 a.m., the neighbor also woke up and got out of the bathroom.

Learn me to program! % of beer
Cat: No, Annie is You have sex. Because you will inevitably fuck me in the head, and she’s not meant for that at all. So for that I want to fuck you in those places that are meant for that.

bhh:blin, I can't find the author of one folk song
The people?
You won’t believe...

<He>Vika, long wanted to ask, do you have a boyfriend?)
<She>Yes
<He>эх.. sorry we can kill him)
<She>you want to kill yourself?

Here you are talking about heroin, and in Irkutsk 50 people were poisoned with water, and not some of the crane, but the Holy :-)

Why do you not respond to me?
222 is?? to
I thought if I put this on, you’d be mad of me.
What is "this"?
111) with clean socks

The Women’s Forum:

Literary Contest "A History of Love"
1st place - Lapa

Alley in the park. The girl sits.
Context leaf, on the edge of the bench.
And breaks the eaten biscuit.
In the colour of the canary....

Now I seem to know what an unknown shit is. This is a colour canary shirt!

I am very proud of myself today!

We had a cat in the shelter. And whoever feeds him. I went out to smoke tonight and saw him. He looks at me with such eyes, not to complain, say, hungry. Davecha prepared a dinner, a ham with a bird from a canned meal. I decided to share the strip, put it on paper. I thought he would refuse. I smoked on the staircase. So he came out and looked at me and began to shave. Then the marathon begins.

No one ever gave me such a compliment. I am happy!and :)

Are you ready for the exam?
X: Yes, I talked with a guy yesterday. I didn’t get to sleep all night, just fuck!! to
I can’t teach today at all.
Congratulations, have you started?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I just finished O_O

Tun: Ira, Happy Day of Tatiana to you!
IRA O_O

Sorry for opening the door when you were in the bathroom.
And since we’re so close now, don’t you want to go to see a movie with me?

Flowers from our entire group!
_Anton: Thank you, dear <3 <3
The leader: Crying! It is not you.
You are a marine fuck.
_Anthony: :' (

My mother called on Saturday afternoon:
Masha, you are waiting for a new interesting acquaintance and profit.
...??? to
I dreamed of you and a lot of shit next to me.

by JJ

Hi my cat :)
He said hello :(
She: What is so sad? and :)
I’ve lost my glasses (I’m blind)
She: Oh you are my poor cat... Basil...

I bought a new mixer in the bathroom instead of a broken one, and inside the box it was packed in a film with puppies. Called the tearwriter, he replaced, but from the bathroom came out some euphorically satisfied. Stunned by confusing suspicions, she checked...
All the bubbles on the film broke :=(

On the street - 22
It immediately feels! It is warm! You can even take off one jacket. :)

I don’t want anything but to sit next to you.
and nothing?
Well, if only a cookie.

Stas
One of the most common techniques of Kunilingus is the alphabet. The man writes the letters of the alphabet on the woman’s clitoris. Competent persons argue that the partner reaches orgasm in the worst case on the letter M. If you have only four rural school classes behind your back - write your initials or numbers from 1 to 9.

Cucumbers
The Fuck! And the Chinese in general fuck! hieroglyphs... she is already on 3 hieroglyphs for the 4th time ends)