A: Where did the word thank you come from?
B: Well, probably from Captain Evidence...
A: Thank you Cap

Status in contact:
"I got the phone. Whoever has found it, take care of it. He was shit!!and "

Witch: I don’t have a brain cell.
There is no cell? Brain in the line?
The Witch in the Triangle
In love with you? :)
Witch in Bermuda

black_drozd: 15 terabytes per serving of a dead man! Jo-ho-ho and a bottle of vodka!

If your child, pouring tea, tilt the cup, then you have allowed a couple of gaps in education.

Student living room. The older brother communicates with his parents via messenger, the middle brother plays StarCraft 2 and hears the conversation in half-ear, the younger browses around the room and irritates everyone.
Why are you constantly fighting with each other?
This is all she begins (strikes at sister)
You got me already! (I am trying to complain to my parents)
Mom: You start again, what do you need not to argue?
Average (simulating the voice of the Queen of Cranberries): more supervisors are needed!

The girlfriend:
and balin. I have a song from the movie "Call". The one who played on incoming messages about the date of death. I thought I would scare everyone)) In half a minute the sms came - I was almost upset by the sound myself))))))))))

I’m sorry, you really have nothing to do with it! All about me - I don't like stupid fat fucks.
by smbc

The xxx:
In the kitchen, sugar and tea. if the water without the water - pour, if with water, then: if with cold - put on the plate, if with hot - lay in the cup

YYYY :
ahahahahah

YYYY :
Are you a programmer?

xxx is

YYYY :
There is no shit.

The xxx:
This is the bag (

[17:03:48] Tomycik: In order for life to not seem like honey, God invented: bones in oatmeal, bugs in raspberries, and democracy

I realized that it was time to go to bed when, coming into contact, I read the advertisement with tired eyes: “Kill the Princess!” Save the Dragon!"

We are on holiday by the river, a friend from the city calls:
My friend, Allo, what are you doing?
I am a boat.
Friends, what is the level?

It was in the fourth class. They gave one of the most terrifying subjects - "The History of Psychology". And here in the toilet caught me a fellow student from another group, we will call her Ivanova Masha, and says:
-Listen, I have an exam now and I don't know how to answer, here, I wonderly asked for a pot, I didn't find it in the conscript, you know everything, help me.
So, what is the ticket?
She says the first question. While I think how better to explain to her, from one of the cabins a friendly female voice perfectly explains the topic, though now run and give up until I have forgotten. And with the second question helped a girl from the cabin. Masha is happy:
“Thank you,” he said, “I’ll run and answer everything!”! to
-No, Ivanova, I will give you another ticket, - reports, leaving the cabin, a lecturer who receives us "History of Psychology".
When did you jump and hide?! to

xxx:Well, it was necessary to name syrups for children:"elephant nemm"-to increase appetite and "bags of uff"-laxative!
yyy: The pharmaceutical industry is always fun to live.And you don't have to go far)))

XXX is NO! I found wood for memory. Of course they still have to be processed, but they do.

YYY: Tell this phrase to a man who doesn’t understand IT.

- Can you tell me what flash to buy for 500D to shoot the night landscape?
The plutonium...

I made a salad from real crabs. I received a recipe in Yandex. He gives a lot of recipes from crab sticks. I live near the Pacific Ocean. The crabs don’t have a thumb, your mother!! to

XXX is:
My uncle Gurman.
He says you have to go out of the table a little hungry.)
YYY :
Well, we are Russians, and the Russian people are always splashing behind the table with a stretched button on the pants)))
XXX is:
with a knocked button)
YYY :
Who will succeed ?

No, I’m not ashamed of my cat, I’m always walking naked in front of him.
I wish I was your cat.
He is castrated, by the way.
See also: UPS

You will definitely get it!
“Mom, did you mean you’re going?
There is no sunshine, my mom said correctly.