She drove her younger brother to a tree for the New Year. In the entrance, I quietly get a set of chocolate rabbits out of the bag, solemnly gifted. Reaction - "cool, where are the sperm?"

ColorFlow
Does anyone know how many programming languages exist in the world?? to

bolk
and none. How can I find out? There are very little known languages, there are dead.

impwx
In a computer journal about 2002 it was written that there were more than 2,500. You can imagine how many of them are now...

bolk
Nothing has changed, there are still more than 2,500.

Conversation with the operator about the photo session of two girls

Boris: I had the objective broken after that filming.Repair of Road
Nifferstain: did not endure such beauty ))
Boris : yes )
Boris: The Water
Nifferstain: the saliva has swallowed

Resume of the candidate in the bank:
Technical skills: confident PC user, Microsoft Office 2003, 2007, work on the Internet
Knowledge of foreign languages: English, German - read, translate with dictionary
Physical training: I do not smoke.

From the website of the company dealing with the sale of cars VAZ:

VAZ 21074 models are created for those who prefer reliability, economy and safety to the pathos of many "foreign cars".

1: I need something to drink for memory, but then the gentlemen are on the nose.
Glycine can be, not expensive.
1: Does it help? Do you drink it yourself?
I don’t know, I don’t drink.
1: Is it so?
Yes, I forget all the time!

Morokun: The name iVan may soon become extremely popular.

Satan: I fucking go to this clinic only fucking a single certificate and do
Satan: They would destroy this house and make a kiosk
Satan with evidence
Satan: There would be more.

- A colleague brought to the office a book about Buryat traditions and fairy tales. He began to read a page with the meanings of names: Erdem - "knowledge", Seseg - "flower", Bolod - "sufficient".

Apparently, by tradition, the fifteenth child in the family was called Bolod.

A conversation between a boy and a girl

She: Do you know this country of Nemy?
He is: No.
She: How is it?! to
He did not learn geography at school.
It is: Stretch your brain!! This is where the Germans live!! to

He just fell on the floor and started shaking his feet.

From the Drum Forum:
xxx: Will the drums of the company sonor be suitable for playing in the style of thrash metal?
YYY: Will the Seagate hard drive be suitable for storing photos?
Zzz: Will the racers go to the boxer?

If you leave, I will hate you quietly.
YYY: So I will not go, will you love loudly? O_O

After sex *
She: I am sick.
He: Do I give you something?
She: No, I was probably stuck on the bed.

The xxx:
How, tell me, did they manage to break such an anticipated contract with the Americans?
YYYY :
Very simple - they arranged a salute, a party and other joke with scale. They announced that they were celebrating this day.
The xxx:
and?
YYYY :
It would have been nothing if it had not been September 11th.
The xxx:
by Facepalm

V_mashkovsky: After another night at work in the morning I dreamed that my head is a flash and "this device can work faster" O_0

Remember the heat transmission! Shake the hands. Three more, let’s go.
WM: Well what do you feel?
L: I feel stupid.

I came to work at the service center... ohhhh...
xxx: contacts are lost in the oven at the motherboard and other plates.
xxx: in the freezer lie hards to restore infs from them
In the toilet, the container is broken... I decided to look at what’s there... there, fucking, in the technical alcohol washed drowned phones.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

xxx: drink the diluted alcohol with diluted juice, toss. The army is a monstrous place.

XXX is
4 years of hard work, more than 3000 filming days, is it possible?? to
YYYY
750 days a year (that is if they worked every day)
XXX is
They worked 96 hours a day.)

maria (19:15:56 15/09/2010)
How to install 2007 Word?? to
Vo Áthaa (19:16:34 15/09/2010)
I agree further ready.