The year 2034. Copyright advocates are demanding taxes on every person who uses a brain capability called “memory” to play music or stories. The level of memorability in each person must be determined, and the higher it is, the more taxes a person must pay. Memorizing works of art and reproducing their mental images in the head is now prohibited.

© from Dmitry Mansurov's blog

I have a Cat of Evidence at home. Today I approached my mother, looked at her carefully, smelled, said “MAMA” and went on.

The top of my cynicism was to buy a Guinness box for the Russia-Ireland match.

My cat stitched out so lazy that I fell asleep right behind the matter. What did I? He took her for the tail. The woman woke up and looked around and realized that something she hadn’t done yet, and began to slip out so diligently that a couple of races stumbled around the table.

Q. Do you have a lot to give up?
Everyone has two debts, but would have already given up. For both of them have a roof, I approach them and hear them.
Q: What is the day of the week today?
The Seventh
Definitely, thank you

When a doctor narcologist trying to help quit drinking/smoking begins to tell how it is harmful to health, I live a picture: a man drowns in the mud, and another on the shore instead of helping to get out begins to roar.

Every morning at 6 a.m. they cut off the light for a couple of minutes.
Night guard: the post has surrendered!
Day watch: the post has been accepted!

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The child burned today. He talks to me about the Spider-Man, today I made him read comics out loud. I have read. He gives me this: and you didn’t say it all, with such a complaining voice.
I said, yes, no, the page is over. "Well, it’s like papaya... You didn’t say they’re dumb"...
Daddy, I’ll do it today.

Mother: And I will not go to the election, anyway, everything has already been decided for us.
Father: Well we go. Even if we eat our ballots in the cabin so that nobody gets them...

I do not like Friday.
WOW: What is it? Friday is cool!
After her on Monday...
WOW: Yeah yes

Seven times backpacker, one time update!!! St. Felix

There was an announcement that the participants of the HOV, pregnant women and women with breastfeeding were served out of line. Only the guard helped to complete this announcement! But to her services I stopped to resort after one time, passing without a line, already under the end of the working day inspector (a girl, younger than me 8 years), seeing that the visitors have already broken up, began to scream to me that I "hamka, shake the stomach forward, as I am not ashamed, because she has already worked seven minutes over, her working day has ended, and to refuse me she has no right..." She was constantly texting on the mobile phone, someone was waiting for her, and here I. In fact, I came out in tears to the parks, and there only my car and jeep. I sat in the car and cried so that the guy from the jeep came out, went down to the pavilion for water, brought me, calmed, and here this inspector comes out, goes to him. He said to her, “What kind of snare has you offended a pregnant woman?”

And today, a cat gave birth to 7 kittens... it would be better to cuddle!

See also: Hi, Peach
Good morning, orange
Is it round and cellulite?
Is he hairy and looks like a ass?

Blue, I don’t have a bag. I have my only notebook in my hands and what should I now write in my status? I don’t like it, I do it with my hands.

And the wicked mother-in-law poured out a sack of ham and a sack of peanuts, mixed and said to overtake until midnight. A neural network with a code name "Pearl" was trained to recognize images.

and Lewkee:
Yesterday we went to the mega and went shopping. I sit in a boutique and choose a jacket. At the speaker on the whole station, the aunt announces "The owner of a Toyota car, the state number of bla-bla-bla approach the place where the car was parked"
Next to me, a man (shoes he also chose) makes a squeezed face "What did it mean? o_O" and is running :D

akaAsbestt (21:36:10 7/10/2010)
Life was not easy:
In the narrow tubes of the egg
I went through a growth phase.
The sperm is typical.

akaAsbestt (21:36:53 7/10/2010)
= ^ ^ ^

akaAsbestt (21:37:56 7/10/2010)
Genius is it, right?

Yakim (21:38:04 7/10/2010)
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akaAsbestt (21:38:20 7/10/2010)
I need to sing a song in that spirit.

akaAsbestt (21:38:33 7/10/2010)
She would go up)

akaAsbestt (21:38:57 7/10/2010)
Singing needs to be younger.

akaAsbestt (21:42:59 7/10/2010)
Something type
I was on the way to the light,
But all the efforts went wasted.
He hindered me the way,
The Soviet Latex Gondon.

I now know why they hang an evacuation plan in case of fire on the floors.
To easily find a toilet, without the help of strangers)))

I am against the use of ash sounds in telephone advertising.