The head of the office put an air humidifier; discussing this case with the office people added cognac to the water. We sit amused.

XXX: Let's go to the bathroom
YYY: She has a negative floating.
If you take a bath with a length of 1.5 with a depth of 0.5m and a width of 0.5m, then the loading capacity will be 1.5x0.5x0.5x1000 = 375kg, and the iron bath weighs 100kg
YYY: mill, everything comes together... 20 times recounted, the brain refuses to believe that this “dumb” can swim
XXX: and it needs to be registered in GIMS because the load capacity is more than 150kg

XX: Your tongue is sharp. He is not only good at minet, but also does not get bored in conversation.
You can make unusual compliments.

Grandma: "Here your mom left your carpet for the internet".

I open the package and what do you think? Cartridge for the printer.

Do we drink? and ;)
Only then do I sleep with you and you wake me up in the morning.
I will ;)

To me here one group said:"Katia, you just need to jump and all your guys"
I ask:"What about the inner world?"
They say, “Our inner world, when there is such a chest.”

On the bus today:
Shut off the oven, the passengers are hot.
The Driver:
That is good!
What is good? The conductor is surprised (tomb 120*120*120)
Now you can work with Toples.

Irene> Hello How do you protect yourself?
I have a spiral, and what?
Irina> Yes, I was just advised to take pills, and from them I have a headache in my stomach, and then a stomach disorder at night. and constantly.
I> I don’t know, so they don’t fit you.
Irina> But her friend is constantly using it and says that she is okay.
Pneumonia> Consult with your doctor.
Irina> You are what, I am only 15. They will tell their ancestors and they will kill me.
T-shirt > Then use the rubber.
Irina> I don’t like them. But the worst thing is that I went off.
What are the pills and what are the pills?
Irina> I will tell you.
Irina> Pharmatex some, benzalkonium chloride is written.
P&G: I know that I’ve used it before. You read below.
Irina> 12 vaginal tablets, and what?
Is it> is it not?
Irene> No
G&G is stupid.
Irina> She is a fool.
Olečka> My advice to you - do not give birth, it can be inherited.

The user Irina has left the chat

Today in the store looked at notebooks, so to speak, thematic (in Russian, English, etc.) And what is interesting is why it was only on the notebook on Computer Science that it was written in large letters (orthography is preserved): NOT HIDDEN

The 21st Century:
Peter, 9:55 p.m., in line to the store. Two men stand and worry.
No vodka after 10.
Blessed, we can’t
and scammers. (and to the whole store orets) people miss us, or we have a vodka at 10 in a mineral drink!
by Noob.

The management said that personal files cannot be held on the work compile. I renamed my personal folder to system64... It’s good to be the only intelligent person in the company.

Vea: I admit, I am the most real blonde, but when my friend set up my long, as I thought, broken cell phone just putting it on charge...even I was ashamed

xxx: programmers celebrate their professional holiday every 256th day of the year
Why not 1024?
Tagged: fucking

Tell the key to the FIFA manager.
- P0SH-ELN4-XYU-D3B1L
It doesn’t work, it says it was a mistake.

XXX: He was lying in the hospital with a fracture of the leg, from worklessness attached to students with honey. The universe is there. I jumped to them on one leg, catch up with the blonde and said with full compassion: "Doctor, doctor, when I get surgery, I can't tolerate the anesthesia, can I come with my drugs, and which ones are better?"
See also: xD

S10: It worked in Linux too. I am currently sitting with authorization (6 steps).
r2d2:"A I put the HR and now fuck with Masha"
Quoted and quoted)

Men are very clean, much cleaner than women, everyone is striking a stream to cut down all the remains of the predecessor, sticking to the walls of the toilet)))

Can you open your eyes with beer? and Dad! What is Dad? I must understand what you found in it.

Klyaks: We just invented a new social network with colleagues. It will be called "FsBook". Slogan, you have to believe, "Get your questionnaire!".

Two idolaters are talking.
A1: How is it present at birth?
A2 and Ohuen!
A: I went over to Mac, I write to him.