She said I will live forever in her heart!
I didn’t know she had a dormitory there.

I caught a man in the river. The oakun was large, but the only one was not fishing. At home, he noticed that in the stomach of the river robber, something spherical, of the correct shape emerged.
It was a turtle. She did not show signs of life, but her legs and head were whole. And to do this, the man picked up a bowl of water and threw a turtle into it. In the morning, I discovered that she lived all the living - all bears in the bank.
I went, bought her ice cream shrimp, worms and other delicacies. It seems like they’ve eaten you. You open your eyes: clean water around, no predators and hooks - eat, I don't want to. The turtle was in paradise. For the fourth year she has lived in this paradise.

I bought my daughter a webcam, and now exactly one-third of the room is perfectly cleaned.

Question at the Medical Center Forum:

You can reduce the size of the head, or it is large and it is disproportionate to my lean body.

The answer:
Hi you Eugene. Maybe you’ll think about changing the proportions of your body – it’s more realistic.

With respect, the clinic

There are still people on the planet who haven’t bought an uggy and haven’t watched the movie “Summertime” 30 times, mentally fucking Robert Pattinson.
Yyy: The men are called.

XHH: What are you doing?
WOW: I’m running around the apartment with a wallpaper for the taxi to be fun :)
XH: O_o

Two friends after passing the exam:
1: How is it?
2 to 4
1: You are a fool.
1 is good :)
2: What did you give up on?
1 to 3
2 is ah! Loch
2: That is a pity :(

I put the strings today!
M is human.
L.s Wiping out of the stools?

I met a acquaintance.

He: "Oh guys, how pleased I am to see you alive, not at work!"

ZY: From the mouth of the pathologist, this sounds very impressive! It is :)

When I wrote here, I thought I was writing in Bash.
And yesterday the telephone looked and it turned out that I wrote Zadornov on the email.

The one-group woman, who saved me from a complete downturn in my studies, at the right moment printed courses and other paper matters, for which she was very grateful. It burned today. I write to her:
I: Sashk, save my ass a million times :)
She: I will save if the papers are enough...
O_O

People say they can’t pass exams. And today I saw a guy who took the exam, came out of the audience, went to the department, and he was asked what kind of exam did you take if you were discharged?

What do you see, Alexander?
Admin for whom?
In my computer.
ADMIN: I’ve seen him before. Nothing so beautiful.
Yes, but only he lacks something for complete happiness.
Admin: Oh, a normal user, and so you have a sweetheart.

Grandfathers in the army like a tarrant: the first half of the service is scratched a puzzle, and the second is distributed - to raise the rating!

The gynecologist’s office.
Q: Do you have a sexual life?
D: Periodically I resurrect.

He is:
Curiously

She is:
Strange is
He is:
Why is?
She is:
Why is curious?
He is:
And why not?
She is:
Why do you ask?
He is:
I wonder why do you not answer?
She is:
I wonder why are you so worried now?
He is:
Is there reason to worry? and now? Why not earlier?
She is:
Why all these questions?? to
He is:
Emmy
She is:
I have won!!! to

I bring to orgasm, top, hysteria; shaman with a drum on frost, snow, slick, sun, meltdown; plus, minus, flux, off-top. and expensive! and qualitative! The guarantee!

Replaced the secretary at work. The call:
Hi to you! This is again the pony, the puppy doesn’t come out!! What should I do???? to
(In response to a hysterical laugh from my side)
It turned out that it was a courier from the "Pony Express" and he was supposed to go out to meet a girl in a hairy cap...
This will be followed by an announcement...

Accountant:...they were so small and beautiful...
Siddhartha – the dogs?
Accountant: -...Flashes, for 16 gigs

We have the most honest government in the world.

xxx: What others call the Drug Control Office, we have the Federal Trade Control Service.