We have something in Maidan.
HH: I have to go.
With these words the Orange Revolution began.

I sit with a girl on the note and watch a movie. Her mother sits next to the PC and eats chocolate. Masha takes a piece and Mom asks her...and you give Van?
And the girl wasn’t embarrassed...I said of course:)))

xxx(17:23:13 11/09/2010)
The storm went to the mass.
xxx(17:23:16 11/09/2010)
take *
yyy(17:23:31 11/09/2010)
has training.
yyy(17:23:52 11/09/2010)
I will burn later :)

YYY: I don’t work at night; only prostitutes and freelancers work at night.

Smoking is harmful to your health, and smoking at a gas station can dramatically undermine it!

In the autumn, in the city zoo, monkeys from a warm closed volley were driven out into the open, so that they were in the public. The primates did not like the humidity of autumn, but the door leading back was locked for the whole day. Whether from the excess of hormones, or to warm up, but one monkey began to masturbate regularly.
Man considers himself the only intelligent being. And here is one of these intelligent beings, in the person of the main primate zoo, ordered the public not to release this monkey from a warm volley. The next day all the monkeys masturbated.

Passengers of the Moscow-Odessa train realized that something went wrong when Stephen Seagal passed the wagon with a tense face.

What antivirus do you have?
YYY: There are no viruses in Linux... there are zombies and demons...

Mom, add me to my daughter in contact!

A friend was sent to corporate English training.
At the beginning of the class, the teacher asks the group:
How would you translate the phrase "I want him to help me"?
Silence, a whisper of six in the brains, and an uncertain voice from the crowd:
"I want it, help me"

yyy: And I rub the tiles in the toilet - in general, there and decided to repair everything, to begin with!

xxx: WOW >_>
We have in the toilet until now - for three years, if not more - the repair has not been done... and the bathroom did not even think about it

xxx: the bathroom waited, when we cut the tiles there, she began to throw it away.

Do you sell artificial cigarettes?
YYYYYY: Yes
XXX: Give me a half!

~Lum ~
I almost slept with her.)

The racer
Is it how?

~Lum ~
did not give

The muscular miner develops a new mine with his outstanding defensive hammer - real video, download here ^o_O^
You are a wonderful spammer :)

XXX is Hi! What is busy?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I write an old letter.
XXX: How is it old? Pen and ink on paper?
yyy: No, clay and hammer on a stone plate ))))

News: In Moscow detained activists "Our" in pig costumes
XX: So I never understood, and the pigs costumes - so why do they?!...
YYY: After work, I forgot to change clothes.

XXX (14:01:12 06/08/2010):
I had a long and productive conversation with you today...but you didn’t reach my heart brother!! to

YYY (14:01:47 06/08/2010):
I knock at another door called Brain, but apparently no one is at home!

He: Where did he disappear?
I went to dig potatoes with my parents.
He: Why did you get there?
She: I have a light hand, I come to plant, I come to paint, I come to dig, I also went to dig. The potatoes are small and need to be fertilized.
He: Will you go again? 8 )

I hope there’s beer in hell too"
There is beer in hell. A lot of beer... warm!

Databases were released yesterday.

Examples I will show on the example of various SUBDs, so that you do not have the impression that I prefer one. Even though I prefer. I prefer Microsoft SQL Server, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to force you to do tasks under it. (pause) Although not, I will"