Everything in the world must be normal and logical. Even when I was assembling the keyboard after washing, the last key I pulled down was the End key.

With formspring'a

8 Do I Sleep?

YYY: Do you go to school?

Announcement in the office of the "technicians": "Tknip your finger in the monitor - you get in the eye"...

I came to take my son from the kindergarten, I was told there to wait 5 minutes before he rehearsed the show. After 5 minutes, I ask, what are they doing? It is the dance of the penguins. O_O It was there a Linux student works as a teacher)))))

xxx, thank you very much! You give me once again! Ask for everything you want!
YYY: I fear, my wishes are limited to your conscience and the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation.

I am shocked by our bloggers!

On one site, there is a section of diaries, so one guy writes that he has a problem, said 19 years old already, and the lava is in his pocket and his car, but the girl is not there and he is still a virgin. He asks for advice.
There is an eight-page discussion, and at the end:

In your case, you’re just a latent gay, it happens, we’re all different. It is worth acknowledging this and start getting into a point.
and +1. No other choice

Boy and girl fighting.
He: I don’t know what to say. I am an ass.
She says, “I am a.

Rastazom
I walked with your lamba (to make)... I thought about chata, I don’t notice anything around. I am being attacked by the promoters of Balin.

Rastazom
"Easy tariff" all business... take the booklet

Kesha
Take it?

Rastazom
I’m chatting on the machine... "You know what Christ loves you?"... and I’m leaning in your bag, I’ll give you the booklets.

Rastazom
They look at me... I say: "To joke, to joke... no one loves you, fucking"

Rastazom
They stood with me.

Kesha
I am full of laughter*

<@Uncle_Defsky> to the football team "Tom" passed Grenoble defender
<@Uncle_Defsky> without an ensemble
<@Uncle_Defesky> one, fucking
<@Uncle_Defesky> how do you fuck

Conversation of two friends:
X: You, that’s why I just jumped a new track, and there are all the languages in it, there is no current of Russian... even Romanian...
Y: I tell you... look at what the developers think...
"We did a progu, everything is good, added languages, no, there are few people... Still stupid... And we will not introduce Russian... just because they still don’t like anything... they will not have time to download, they will already break, they will make the left keys, they will put into the network... so let the russifier even write themselves".
by :DDDDD

Call to the homeopath:
Nikita, open the door! But we are not with you!

OOO

XXX: The summer has passed. It was autumn. anabolic depression pulls on feats, on travel, on action, on 5 conditionally.

in the animal world. Preamble: I go to the store, in the store, the stumbling, growing into a whistle - the owners in the store, the breed of dogs misses the bond. In the store at the box, behind me is a dialogue between a boy and a girl:
D (with a peculiar compassion in the voice):
– You hear, our lap voices, maybe you’ll go to her, and I’m here?
Q: Will it be with her? Not small, it’s time to get used to it!! to

I leave the store, around the dog 4 cows, the fifth is already actively engaged in the continuation of its kind:))
As they say, the curtain - Well, someone will definitely be with a lapotka)))

The most effective contraceptive this summer is the absence of air conditioning.

O great and mighty force of surface tension! Thank you for helping me not shed coffee on my laptop!

Max: I write to the bank "Please increase the loan limit by 1.5 times". Answer "Specify the reason". I am "not enough" I have increased :-)

Kay: Today I witnessed two guys in the store telling the girl to take a bag, motivated by the fact that she can buy a new package every day for the same money for the whole year!

Udarnik: I didn’t say the main thing yet, they also lowered the tone:)))

The keyboard: [censored] ahah How is the solitaire? Did not hang? It is time...

The idea was to lower him. Nothing, after a year, solo and rhythm will play on bass, and the bassist on the infrasound signal generator))

A bright shape without content does not bloom for long.

On my birthday, my grandfather’s wife, my grandmother, ultimately said, “Let’s get no more! In the name of your grandson’s childhood!!“”
The grandfather, surprisingly, easily agreed, poured out the remaining half of the bottle with white, and then took it out of the house and finally started a bottle to drink for my eighteen, when "childhood will end."
My eighteen years we met without my grandfather - did not live, although later one day my grandmother remembered that some rituals had taken place, only where and what - did not know.

And here I am under a half-cake, a day ago I found this bottle, with "the same" cognac, breaking the sludge in the bar in the country. Printed letters touchingly displayed on the label "48th birthday, grandchildren!". A little mistaken grandfather, one drawing, but how wonderfully guessed - in a week "the same" birthday!