There is nothing better than a wifi without a password from a neighbor.
<Nothing2hide> Do not forget. If in the process of haircuting you look in the mirror and the hair you see, you will like it, put on the blade and naked off. What you’ll get out of, you might like much less.
<Grey> *rofl* You were again unsuccessfully cut?
<Nothing2hide> Yes and :(
XHH: I am on the train. Eat conserved calamar. The inscription on the bank: "Calmar decapitated. in my own juice"
Do Kalmar still have the death penalty?
I want to eat.
yyy: all you need is a float
YYY: Here is the do-do...
ZoozooZ: The only note on my 13-year-old brother’s phone: “You could have become a ants.”
and Svetlana:
Yes, so cold))))))) after the wedding of a girlfriend
by Alexander:
Did you catch the bucket? 😉
and Svetlana:
We were protected.
xxx: interesting to deal with people in the same room whose minute earnings are equal to your monthly earnings
Are you in a room with prostitutes?
XXX: Now, he says, we are running out in the fresh air! He opened the window and started playing a counter strike... no idiot, right?
I ordered hosting for six months, it only took 180 days. What a fist?
xxx: The horror got into the fresh-washed 30 litre canister and refuses to get out at all! For the teeth on the beam clinged-stick inside does not want to go out, stunned! He’ll come out of course, but I’m afraid he won’t let me sleep at night!) What to do?
yyy: For more convenient removal of crocs from closed containers, use water. Horses are lighter than water and are pushed out by it.
Magazine " The Japanese Housewife"
The Slovaks fucked us - in the last minute of the match, a footballer with the name Pechalka is replaced. Thus I see the headlines of newspapers - "Russian national team"...
The situation from the category "I am a small orange"
At 5 a.m. we went out for a beer.
He approaches the tent, looks at it and speaks.
"Hello, do you have a strong point?"
The seller rattled.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Department of Japanese, Korean, Indonesian and Mongolian languages
WOW :
What exactly there?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I can read the inscriptions.)
1: And you imagine it’s a bed that doesn’t fold.)
This is the couch, and it folds!
You have no drop of imagination.
But in you is a sea of lazyness.
It was today. The manager approaches the designer and asks to scan the act with the stamp to send to the client electronically. And the second copy extends - "He must also, they must also sign the second copy and send us".
from the football forum (discussing the loss of the Russian national team):
Volchek68: The feeling that our stars on those angry fees that they pay, the whole crowd put themselves in golden eggs... Horribly expensive, incredibly chic, amazingly beautiful... but wildly hinder to play!and "
No matter what you say, but such a tough competition with the state no bandit in our country will withstand.
The Judge. Evening promenade on the coast. Standing near the attraction.
Check the power of the blow. To the wall is attached a fun cowboy with a round, thick blade. Over the blade, red numbers - the force of the blow in kg. Advertising on the wall:
“Whoever has a hit force of 400 kg receives a prize – a bottle of champagne.” On average, the public hit two hundred kilograms. At the edge of my ear I hear a conversation of the owner of the attraction with his employee:
Are there only two bottles of champagne? Where is the third?
Yes, the man here won one, he hit 670 kilograms.
Are you chasing Vasa? Meaning of winning? Do you know how to repent? I am
He taught you: For example, someone hit, someone weighed 420 kg, you rub.
You hit 420, and you should have 400, so you don’t get champagne.
Come back to us... Are you stupid, Vasya? It has always been!
“Viktor Petrovich, if he hit 420 kg, I would have told him, no.
The question. But how would I rub a man who has a 670 kg stroke?
After 15 years of service as a priest in the parish of Father Pasquale was organized a farewell evening. One famous politician was invited to deliver a short solemn speech. The politician was late, and the priest decided to say a few words to his herd to take the time.
“My first impression of the community came from the first confession I heard here, and I thought. The archbishop sent me to a terrible place.
The first person who confessed told me that he stole television and money from his parents, robbed at work, had fascinating intimate relationships with his boss’s wife, and sometimes sold drugs. At the end of the day, he admitted that he infected his sister with a sexually transmitted disease. I was shocked and shocked. But over time I met with the rest of the parishioners and saw that not everyone was like that – I saw people who were good and responsible.
This is how I spent 15 years of my career as a priest.
Then there was a politician who had to make a long-awaited speech.
Apologizing for the delay, he began, “I will never forget the day our priest first appeared here. I was lucky to be the first to confess to him.
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