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[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №32698
 09.07.2010
by Gux!Neighbors bought a car. I agreed with my father to sanctify. There comes such a young man, with a beard - three hairs, in a bark, with an arshine cross, a psaltyr, or that he holds in his hands.
by Gux!He began to read, sprinkled with holy water... He told the doors to be opened... He said, you drive the car, give life to the iron horse...
by Gux!The car is HEN-NA. There is no pedal horse. Father then opened the cap, the gasoline pump checked, with the candles chatted there, the wires kicked - the heck - it all worked.
by Gux!Reported that it is necessary, the money received, and the neighbor adds to him for repairs. Father said, “Thank you, but that’s too much. Technical repairs are from God. I don’t take money for that.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32697
 09.07.2010
I am going to the army :)
<xxx> [yyy] hike as funny))
<yyy> a?
<xxx> who of you are me sms sloth))
<yyy> what are you talking about?
<xxx> which shit sent))
<xxx> "You have 4 days left"))
<yyy> :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32696
 09.07.2010
HH: There are no
There are only pastries that are long thin.
Theme: Short
The sticks are thin, well...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Lines are shorter, shorter
XHH: unpleasant ones that cling to
The Vermichel?
Tagged with: wall

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32695
 09.07.2010
The conversation between two designers.
What are you white doing?
Well, to be a little different from white.
1: I understand...
2nd E! What type of white are you talking about? The first or second?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32694
 09.07.2010
XXX: We need to understand that the money spent on modernization and innovation will be spent on corruption and manipulation.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32693
 09.07.2010
The Known:
Today was in the role of Ostap Bender: fell under the horse. I walked along the pedestrian road and this miracle hit my back. The horse was on a bicycle and in a woman’s face. Fuck, I still cried out and apologized.)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №32692
 08.07.2010
Let’s get to know you 😉 Tell me about yourself, are you an interesting person?
Power of Death: rather, strange.
Lapka: is it strange? We will be friends)))))))))) and you are extreme? ))))
Power of Death: in the shower – yes, to practice, unfortunately, did not come.
M is a fantasy? and ;)
Power of Death: rather, a dreamer)) dream of parachutes and good people.
Would a good girl arrange you? Let’s say so what would you do for a good girl who wants to date?)))))))
Power of Death: Yes in the world! If only one of you, such a good
Power of Death: At least one
Power of Death: Look at my profile
Power of Death: and saw, fucking
Power of Death: 13
Power of Death: I am a girl
Power of Death: Destroyed
*Power of Death Changed Nick to Koshecka MurMur

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32691
 08.07.2010
News discussions in the local forum:
"The Izberbas radio plant did not build the airport building on Kunashira" (Southern Kuriles)

ZigZag: the radio factory... from Dagestan... won in a row on the construction of the airport... obaldet... our authorities have long gone mad, but I did not think that to this extent...

Mrakobes: I strictly demand to give the construction of our ice palace to the baking shop of chickens of Chukotskaya pasture number nine (according to the jury of geologist Jora three days northeast on the deer)

V.DI strongly support! and ROFL

The fisherman! Law 94-FZ is in effect. = = )


[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №32690
 08.07.2010
XXX is
But it’s still shit actually.)
I was looking for a deadline.
I am nervous.
Code does not work either.
just ppt
Call in the City
XXX is
I sharply grabbed the phone and shouted "BLEAD!" instead of ALE.
Dad said he will call back later.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32689
 08.07.2010
President Dmitry Medvedev convincingly asked the deputies of the State Duma to come to work... and they really started to go there! © News

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32688
 08.07.2010
Isaac Newton once made his pocket clock, holding an egg in his hand and looking at it.
and
I saw a big apple.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32687
 08.07.2010
Julia is

I just got the spam: "Hotel for cats - Cats Paradise"the sender - Mikhail Belashov))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32686
 08.07.2010
acd (00:04:39 8/07/2010)
A little bit about myself.)
Onya (00:14:11 8/07/2010)
Are you threatening everyone?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32685
 08.07.2010
Ben: Korovovich, my friend 18 years is a wonderful age. You have new opportunities!
by Kerry: 8-)
You can go to the army or go to jail.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32684
 08.07.2010
from Google

Question: What do you do if a horse hits you? P.S You can no longer turn!
There is such an oath in the extremes: “Ab your mother!” Helps to survive in conditions when the attachment breaks down, the stone flies from above, or the body slides into a crash.
In general, the tactic is simple – horses have the habit of lying down with their copts from behind, due to their narrow angle of view. A horse is a curse, and he himself is scared to push you out of the zone of defeat.
YYY: Are you currently writing from under the horse?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32683
 08.07.2010
Black Moon> But now I am very happy at the scene of the death of Cedric Diggory. Voldemort killed Edward Cullen.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32682
 08.07.2010
XXX: And I fish without cowards splinovskaya to play schoolso!
On the guitar?
No fuck in the theater!
The fuck knows you!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32681
 08.07.2010
Hello to you, cat!
She: cute, you saw, there are such links on some sites on girls.. well, there can be ordered, price per hour indicated, for two, per night?
It’s about fools, isn’t it?
She is: AHA have seen?
He: I’ve seen it, but I’m not interested.
She: What is it? and ;)
Why am I crazy, I have you.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32680
 08.07.2010
6e3pykuu Hy6eHok: and to whom to contact about the change of nik on the forum?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32679
 08.07.2010
Vortex (09:34:15 8/07/2010)
I would go anywhere every month if I could.

GiviGivi (09:37:15 8/07/2010)
There are three options: a pencil, a pencil and a button.

Vortex (09:37:49 8/07/2010)
How does all this help me?

GiviGivi (09:39:41 8/07/2010)
Well, a pencil and a pencil - a lip to wrap, and a button to the forehead to wrap, then you can not wrap the lip, and straight to the button to wrap.

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