StiJans: I sit at home for the comp... I get up, 5 seconds think, I go to the kitchen and open the refrigerator. After making sure that there is nothing there, I came back to the computer... In half an hour, I get up again, 5 seconds, I think, I go to the kitchen and open the refrigerator. To make sure that there is nothing there returned back to the computer... It goes an hour, I get up, 10 seconds I think, I sit back... Evolution is her mother.

Dialogue with Comrade:
T: You really like it!
I am :? Is it so visible?
T: Wow, even when you talk to her on the phone, you pull your stomach :D

Natalia
Julia, are you here?

Julia is
No is

Natalia
When do you wake up with the computer?

The closet:
How to get a girl if strangers are not interested in me, and acquaintances know too well?

Lana, I went for a walk.
Do you know what you do there? You, caroch, do not smoke, smoke less, burn and eat fruit. And the meat. Meat is necessary. You will be in great shape!! All the babies from the surrounding villages will look at you, and you will say to them, “Go naked.” I am married and happy in marriage!"

Aliska: Well you and I love each other :) And we have to trust each other.
Aliska: share with me some of your secrets...))))
Johnny: Well... yeah... I have a foot fungus and it’s always chewing...

Alicia is out of the network.

Advocates of a healthy lifestyle drink beer and smoke exclusively in the fresh air.

The year 1995. I am the lucky owner of a gorgeous car. I wheeled for three months about 5000 km and felt that my car started to get old... dropped out of the engine, the wheel pulled to the side, figured off, everything broke out, in a word, a tavria.
I decided to combine useful with pleasant, go to friends in Magnitogorsk, there and sell my straw... prices for the Urals were more expensive and can be sold at the price of a new one.
I go alone, the songs of the ar (the magnetophone ticked the cassette, and the radio does not catch), passed the Ural river. The deaf is wild. I don’t know how now, but then, cars were so rare, that sometimes when meeting I remembered...which one to drive around, to the left or to the right...
I decided to stop and dine, and the times were strenuous, you just don't stand on the side, it's very easy to wait for the Mahnovs.
I come off the road and drive a hundred meters to the corn field. After entering the corn and being sure that I am not visible from the road, pleased with myself, I cut fat and bread on the cap... as I suddenly see...
He passes through the road and is not in a hurry toward me... a bunch of wolves, ten.
I instantly grabbed the food from the hood, jumped into the car and shut up.
Well, I think I tried, it is time and honor to know, it is better to meet a bunch of wolves in the form of gangs than a bunch of wolves in the form of wolves.
I drive a car... fucking... I calm myself, nothing carburetor will cool and then... I wait, wolves in half a meter away from me with such eyes as people dressed (ten pages of the description of my horror I miss)...
It’s been an hour, it doesn’t start, but the battery is clearly sitting down.
How damn it is to die of thirst when there is a thermos with tea on the hood.
I begin to signal the rarely passing cars, but they are far from my corn field, and the wolves have noticeably revived, they perceive the clakson as a complaining death scream of the victim...
For five hours I spoke to my car, threatened, promised, persuaded... And it went on!!! I don't remember how I flew another two hundred kilometers, but apparently very surprised the man on the gasoline, when through a small gap in the window he gave him 100 backs and said... - not to offend, bring me gasoline and bring a drink...
...for the guy on the tavern it was very strange, but I couldn’t get out, even kill me.
The car was sold to the family who liked it more, not the one who paid more.
Since then I have had a bunch of machines, but the human language was understood only by TAVRIA.

The piano adjustor adjusts the instrument in the psychiatric hospital rest room.
A man enters the room and turns on the TV. The burning TV prevents the setup from working, but he decides not to argue, but simply approaches the TV and silently turns it off. The man looks strangely at the setup and turns on the TV again. This is repeated several times. The first does not endure the adjustment:
“Listen, I’m trying to set up the piano and for that I need silence.
Then the man laughed and said:
I am a TV master and came to repair the TV. I thought you
Crazy and just knock on the keys.

Joltaya: Ways to Stop Drinking Alcohol?
Hydra: who is alcoholic and who is alcoholic =)

pasha_golub: The new progressive method of educating patriotism among citizens of Ukraine was invented by the people’s deputies. The Parliament proposes to significantly increase the rates of duties for the provision of various services by state departments. In particular, in order to refuse Ukrainian citizenship, you will have to pay a fee in the amount of 13,830 UAH (about one and a half thousand dollars)!

Love the Motherland
I love my country, shit.

pavlo.golub: It turns out, to terminate a marriage by mutual agreement will be possible for 1,776 UAH!

Title: Love Your Wife
Love your wife, a fool!

<edgbla> dick is a well-known trick))) somewhere read about the game from 1c or the type of one where the fau2 rocket was implemented
<edgbla> from the base class type aircraft... well, the rocket is launched, and if it rains in the area of the target it says
<edgbla> something like "can’t be done, not flying weather" and flying RETURN)))))))

C Forum of the RoCenter:
When will it be possible to register.rf domains? Will there be any notifications? I am the owner of the children's store "Chalunishka in Stanyishka" in the city of Copeysk of the Chelyabinsk region. My store is not popular, and I want to register the domain www.fuzzy.ru, and I do not want to buy it from squatters. Will there be any special conditions for trademark owners?

P.S Chuvak, maybe with such a creative name it makes sense to trade not goods for children, but goods from children?

No, it’s very hard to get up early in the morning if you don’t have to go anywhere.
If you need to, it’s even harder.)

They are like fools, they are passive and active.
B&S

Dialogue with a person who has recently discovered the charms of the Internet:

aaa: with this "Avatar", everyone went crazy where only not registered, everywhere they are asked to choose Avatar!!!! to
BBB: Wow, how do you explain it? 😉

You know what I still think.
You have a lot of makeup with you.
He: Yeah why?
It: dust for the eyes, powder for the brain, ears

D is :
Listen to the cat squeezed straight on the carpet, I don't know why, maybe hurt by what?
P is :
Insulted by something? Was it something?
D is :
I told him yesterday about the commander of nature.
D is :
Here he sat and showed me the power of water))))

XXX is fucking. Life is shit. I lack the goal.

YYY: Break one big one into several smaller ones.
For example, my friend aims to fuck Angelina Jolie.
But the first small goal is to cure impotence.

Sacred Jumper needs a producer
Sacred Jumper: today dreamed the best scenario for the acute combatant. There was even an exploding helicopter.
Sacred Jumper:...which I shattered with a butt!