In life, like in the zoo: the best cages are taken by predators.
by Alex Grachev)

told a friend. He works as a doctor in a clinic. He can tell a lot of fun about his patients, but now it’s not about it. Even further from his face.

Long-awaited weekend, or more precisely late Friday night. In search of rescue from the wild heat we go to the country with my wife. I already taste the mangal with scented shampoos, ice beer from the bar, and the river to walk and swim for sure. Although the very peak hour, the highway is almost deserted - this is what the Moscovites can only envy us, the provinces.

Suddenly I noticed a mistake. The bushes along the strip of the drainage of debris, the baggage compartment of the lighthouse is pulled from the square. I automatically lower the speed. On the sidelines sits a girl 4-5 years old and shakes her eyes with her hands. You could go by, but a child. I am not used to refusing to help people. I stop, I go out. Apart from the girl, no other people nearby can be seen. The red "giggles" firmly settled in the quivette, stuck in the groves of ivy.

Well look at me. I try not to scare the child. With you everything.
is normal? Nothing hurt?

Third eye is silent.

With whom did you drive? Is there anyone else in the machine?

There is. There is Petya. His stomach is broken. He begins to scream loudly.

I barely sat down on my ass, even into the sweat. This is how the petition - the petitioner's petition is broken. And I have only an autopharmacy with me, which I would wish our officials to be treated for a lifetime, another would not give medicine at all. Carefully I go down to the "Jigul"... and in a minute I get out of the salon a healthy plush rabbit. The rabbit and indeed hopelessly (and apparently for a long time) broken stomach.

Eleele, with the help of his wife and a chocolate bar found among the products, managed to calm the girl and figure out the picture. It turns out, a drunk peasant carried his daughter to swim, and on the way back he did not hold the wheel. I went for the tractor and my daughter! I left one on the road.
Of course, I had to put the baby in the car and take it to the village to my mother, who no longer found room for worry. And her husband rested calmly in the garden, completely forgetting about the car and the daughter.

The car company has resumed its criminal activities on Thursday.

The Cats (23:21)
I’m missing a man’s kindness, I’m missing a PSG.

I am (23:22) :
What can I help?

The Cats (23:23)
Well, give me advice what kind of...you are how much without girls you live and niche...

I am (23:23)
youths

From a letter to a friend:
I’m a gift!How did you give birth? – How did you give birth?
Alex: It’s good! 😉 Yes!! to
And what, the coffee?
Guess three times.
I am three!!0 0 0 0

July: In my apartment I am entertaining as much as I can :)) In the toilet the pen is broken, I always knock when it flies out and falls and every guest in a frightened confusion thinks that it is he broke :Oh, and I still deliberately knock my head and say "ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay"

HHH
Christina, what is a bobsley?

WOWU
Better to look at Google ;)

HHH
not just, switched the telephone stumbled on the football, watch the ball in the gate hit, and the commentator - "Bobble!"

WOWU
Eeee O_o Bobley (from the English. bobsleigh is a winter Olympic sport, which is a speed descent from the mountains on specially equipped ice tracks on controlled saunas.

HHH
I didn’t remember it correctly, so what do you call it?

WOWU
and offside?

HHH
Oh! exactly!

HHH
What a fucking?

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I work in a company, I do "cold calls", I call the store.
It’s called the ‘Heavenly Office’ and I call and ask with a serious voice.
This is the Heavenly Office...The whole office has fallen
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You are cruel.

Response from Maile:

Question: Atheists, what are you afraid of?

Answer: I am afraid to eat cucumbers, seeds to drink it with milk and then suddenly remember that you need to go to a seminar or negotiations soon)))

WOW, have you read anything in your whole life except Siddhartha from WOW?

Tagged: bone
It is the bone!!! to
by Constantine!
The basist is a dirty fly!! to
Customs : A
Hm, that’s how you talk.

Power: What are you busy with?
Lexw: I am resting. I was tired and read the book this morning. Heinlein, in original, in English.
Lexw: I was put in the office for a while, next to the boss.
Lexw: He thinks I’m reading the documentation.
Lexw: fit, looks so thoughtfully
Lexw: kicks or "mmm... good" will say
Lexw: and goes away without questions.
Lexw: I can’t tell him that I’ve gotten out with Cisco for 30 minutes in the morning.
Lexw: He’ll think it’s a good thing to set up the chicks and show the cookies to the cockroaches is one level of difficulty work.

We are going to the caves.
he: okay, electricity be sure to take a jacket, pants and shoes and preferably gloves, so that it is not unfortunate to get dirty
Do you really not want to load my car off???? to

XXX: I went skiing for a week, and while I wasn’t there, the deputy prosecutor was in my car. On all the brakes of Haishnikov he sent them our%y. No one touches me on the roads.

YYY: Like X Zibit.
YYY: I pumped your car.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Do you know how to literally burn a mangal?
Coal to help you, brother!
Ohhhh... surely! I didn’t think about coal. thank you!
Tagged: googled
xxx = = =
yyy : ) )

Leave Alone: Did you drink "Henesi"?
A sober man: Yes.
Leave Alone: A "Yagu"?
A treacherous man: No.
Leave Alone: You don’t live from there!

Men do not cry!
YYY: Oh, and women don’t catch up.
Zzzz: Absolutely right, otherwise where do they get so much shit?

XXX is
Then I cut my hands in the shoulder area, cut off my legs with this red shovel, and sweep my head with a knife. I cut the cut limbs into 5 pieces, cut the meat and feed the dogs. I will bury my head in the forest, it will quickly rot, I will crush my bones and go to the toilet. I will cut off the body, everything inside I will let go and drop into the toilet, dry out the skin and also drop into the toilet. I crush the bones, crush them in a meat machine, mix them with the ground and throw them into the rubbish pipeline. In principle, it should not be noticed.
XXX is
fucking
XXX is
Not there!!! to
XXX is
You have seen nothing.
YYYY
I have flown. What did you write?
XXX is
Nothing

A known programmer killed him. Doing repairs in the country, painting the window, with a feeling explained to his boy the purpose of olive. "It’s like a paint driver for a tree"

She: I love you
He: Why did you decide that?
I hear the ass.