Shadow: Those who complain that after spilling coffee they have a keyboard "lips", apparently never poured condensed milk on it... =(

If a girl shaves her legs in the summer, it’s adequate. If a girl brushes her legs in winter, she is in love.
If a girl does not shave her legs in winter or summer, she is married.
BOGMIX: Verified

megasem (08:49:23 18/08/2010)
Today the internet is flying"

Megasem (08:49:45 18/08/2010)
I forgot to start torrents 😉

$@$H (08:50:00 18/08/2010)
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Katya: Oh what happened?
[15:50:15] Victoria: this is exactly!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing is!!! Nothing is happening!!!! to
[15:51:14] Katya: forest fires, inflation, mortgage, apocalypse in 2012... listen, it’s hard to please))

I smoked an electronic cigarette today.
A beer without alcohol?
And my grandmother fucking.
The AVP Man
Zucchini: under the audiences

Parents in the garden grow tomatoes, love to buy seedlings of all new varieties. This year we are growing: "Vowa Putin", "Miracle of the Earth", "Krab", "Shoop of Monomakh". Selectors who do this specifically?

(03:45:30) (Mugen): In a past life I was a chair
(03:45:45) (Bender): is it comfortable?
(03:45:57) (Mugen): fluid

The vendors of quas, ice cream and air conditioners for the money they earned went to Hawaii to rest. There is cold

A computer repair firm says:
Cap, 18:05> today a aunt calls and asks "and where the home phones keys do"
I don’t know "I don’t know"
She "strange, I thought computer scientists all know"

To activate it, you need to completely disconnect the Internet.(And then according to the instructions).
She turned off. What next?
and O_O

XHHH: my articles have been accepted, can already be placed in the portfolio
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "Payment of money". Puzzled
yyy : ) )
Q: Do you want to get a puzzle on my portfolio?

XX: You would see my groupmate: I came to the matanalysis exam in Mayka "2x2=6 - and niibet!" XD

celt: If after watching the news on the First Channel suddenly turn off the TV, then on the dark screen you can see the reflection of the lamb, and if you watched the whole family, then several at once.

Ma1VIN: We had three aitišniks come to work late in the evening.
ma1VIN: type by service need
Ma1VIN: Then it turned out - they are bumping there in the office
ma1VIN: In this connection, the secretary brought to the guard post an announcement of the type:

Ivanov
Petrov
Siddhartha
after 20:00
Do not let!

ma1VIN: in the morning no one could work, because she missed the letter "C" in the last word

She: Do we argue for a kiss that I kiss better than you?
He: No, I believe you.

and old_radist
She is blonde. I have a full mouth of oatmeal biscuits, I read a friend. A little bit falls between the keys of a new note. I shook in horror at the key.
Worse it happens only when driving at 180 you start sneezing with fine chewed carrots, which came from the inside into your nose.

I can sleep seven times at night.
shiff7777: Do you change your hand?

Mari: A colleague opened an account here on a sex dating site. Every day he reads and reads.
Mari: here today the guy wrote to her - the queen, say, my, I want to come to you and lick out your gentle cheek and sweet anus, and even money will give you for it.
Mari: colleague rjot - I'll write to him, come, say
Mari: money is needed and the water was turned off yesterday, so everything will be fine

Happiness comes and goes so easily.

In 1991, the country was in an agony of restructuring. There is no certainty in tomorrow, today and yesterday. He who remembers, remembers.
Mr the lion. My friend lives with his father, mother, two younger sisters and his mother’s grandmother.
A grandmother, or rather a grandmother over ninety, she hears poorly, for ten years she was not out on the street, barely walking through the apartment to the toilet and back. The income of the family is the salary of the parents of doctors and a small pension. Every day it becomes more hungry and stressed. And my grandmother often cried and cried, “God doesn’t give me death.” All my peers are already there, the children I have survived and only ruin the life of my granddaughter and her family.
In the evening, the whole family came to the family council in the grandmother’s room and the father began:
Not only do you not bother us, but vice versa. We wanted you.
Let us leave you alone and not worry, but we cannot live without your life.
The Experience. Grandma, take the business, from now on you will be a treasurer with us.
Your word is the law, or without a clear list of expenses we do not have anything.
is enough. Here are our two salaries, commander.

And the grandmother placed notes, wallets and pots with little stuff.
Every day, all the members of the family in the morning stood up to her in line to take money for pocket expenses.
The grandmother remarkably revived, she managed to roll out 120 rubles. On the new vacuum cleaner, especially since the parents raised the salary by 40 and 60 rubles. On weekends, the grandchildren (if they behaved well throughout the week) received fifty rubles for movies and ice cream.
A couple of years later, the old lady affairfully regretted the family: - how will you be without me, because you are all scattered...

She died happy, needed to her family, and never learned that all of her "family money" 400 rubles with pennies... would not be enough for one tram ticket that cost 10,000, and the money was already other.