xxxh: yesterday with Vítka tried to do sex - roasted like horses))
WOW: What about CHO?
Yes, we have new neighbors with a small child - they opened the windows, so we are open and we hear everything.
Which is what? and what? ?
Ohhhh: only he was on the top next door, the neighbor-young mom like a backbone-Where are you again?How many times can you get up? how many times can you get up? I just started, and she again began to mourn like a child – YOU WAS IN THE MOUTH? There was no sex.

U.S. and Russian presidents Barack Obama and Dmitry Medvedev after the official meeting in the White House ignored formalities and ate in a hamburger restaurant, reports AFP.
“Sorry, Diman, I’m on the grind today... The last manna I gave for your new ‘iPhone 4’... Only hamburgers are left...

he: Ksta, the mattress thing like this... I saw it swim in the sea:)))))))
The wind did not catch up. :)
It must be bound! Don’t you know that the sea is their original habitat, and that every real mattress is just waiting for the opportunity to join the pile of mattresses that sweep the vast ocean!

Evgeny: Who plays badly in the sappar, plays well in the sea battle x)

From the forum:

by Baron111
Can I buy a normal iPhone 3G?

Lieder
1000 rubles
On them you will buy: sports tricks, a hat, Chinese adidas and a pack of seams. A little bit of perseverance and your iPhone.

Shall we drink today?
Mix: Wait for me to play
ZAK: Write as you finish.
Mix: This is usually difficult.

That’s why people don’t have a hobbit. It is so convenient, you carry a bag in two hands, the door is opened with a hood.
Is it better to have a tail?
XXX: No, the hobbit is the same. Even outside, he picked up water with a hood, poured on himself, washed himself.
ZZZ: the slugs...

AA: Did you know that the IQ of Anatoly Wassermann coincides with the ICQ of Dana Borisova?
SSS: by phase?
DDD: By the order.
FFF: by turn
Tags: by lmackartni

User _Megakil_ says: You are here all fucking, I am the only one here that is the hottest hottest!! 1
Administrator Tuxx says: So what do you say, swarm?
User _MegaKIL_ says: the most intelligent dog found well let the dog run you and I
Administrator Tuxx says: OK)
System message: user _Megakil_ has been banned

XXX: closed the session?
YYYY: Yes
yyy: Copper Basin

<kemerov4anin> is interesting, in other cities, too, first the marking is drawn, and then the road is mounted or everything is normal there?

Report from the Veterinary Forum:

Hi to!
The cat was taken to the cage a few days ago.
Is there a pregnancy test for cats? If so, where can I buy it in my home?

The Social Science Examination!
The citizen M. read the correspondence of the neighbors to be aware of their personal life. What liability can a citizen bear?
WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW and WOW! ?

My son goes to his grandmother for the summer. I will immediately buy him a vuvuzela - let the aunt be pleased! and ;)

YouTube comment on the video, where Medvedev says to Schwarzenegger "I’ll be back..."

ThArt001: Okay you, the guy with his idol met... all his life dreamed of him to say this, even the president had to become this!

The dialogue was approximately this:
He says, sleep with me.
I: Rom, did you get rid of it? You and I are friends from school, I can’t. You have a grandmother, I have a young man.
I will pay, I will pay.
Oh, you are the fucking shit! Do you use the fact that I have a problem with bubble?
He says: I cry in the sense (and sends a crying smile)
I am crazy.
He says, “And then you say that all the men are goats.

I: How to switch the computer from the socket to the UPS without turning off the computer

Google: You may have meant: How to switch a computer from a socket to a UPS without turning the computer on.

Google has a simple solution.

I think she is a man :-(
YYY: Whose is it?
xxx: I watched how she paints... So she, when she paints the scissors, does not open her mouth... :-( I don’t know what to think...

(Scan picture of the bill)
I think this is a fake :(

YYY: Is this the note you received from me? If it really turns out to be a fake, I will return you the amount in rubles. True, this money came to me from you - with the building from the past arrival of goods. Check at any exchange or bank.

XXX: Just from me? How strange it is. The bank will not take it (I’ll check anyway.

zzz: I suggest you continue to use it in the calculations between each other, and you don’t have to wear it anywhere.

A friend of mine looking at a photo session from Empty Hills 2010 writes:

He: And the girls also grow hair on the lob.
I: You didn’t know the guy.
He: No, it is not growing.

I wave