The morning situation:
You snorted tonight...
YYY: Go on, I will never sneeze.
XXX is crazy!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
Okay, I didn’t snore...but I tried!

The tape burns:
04.06 13:56 Porn sites unblocked in China
14:09 The Pentagon is attacked six million times a day

The most offensive thing is when you get up in the morning and run to a night-long comp, go to a torrent client to check the downloaded files... and you realize that last night I forgot to remove the 10 kb/s limit.

From Twitter: Is it summer again? am I soon 17? The trouble. At that age, Harry Potter had already killed Volandemort.

Talk to a friend He steps me: "To you, the computer is the companion, the interlocutor and the lover!"
I: And you are a cow unfed in a happy farmer's mistress!
He is not true! I fed her!

by Megakill:
Combo of unbreakable integrals. Super strike from the representation of pi in the form of a final decimal fracture and as a fatality - to divide the enemy by 0.

24 is open:
Ivan today 1:11
Hi to you! What kind of fortress? You are on 5 photos in the background of the fortress.

Ellla today 1:12
At the border with some Estonian country...a name flew out of my head...

- Among the authentic exhibits of the museum of cosmonautics are the whiteboards of Belki and Strelka :)
and emmm...
by Cho?
No, I don’t think I’m going to go to those maniacs.
Okay, such good chickens, they are mortal.
They would have even put out Gagarine’s chicken.
There is nothing left of Gagarin. In the USSR, Lenin was the chief.

EGE Short Test in Mathematics

Question 3 of 5
The toy store purchases small plush chupacabras at a wholesale price of 110 rubles per piece and sells at a price of 30%. They rarely buy.
But still though. What is the largest number of such chupacabras can be bought in this store for 1200 rubles?

In Defense of My Course

I don’t understand how you can treat your coursework like that. After all, the course is like your child, you do it yourself... there are beautiful jobs, beautiful children... and you have a child fool.

What do you do in real?
ALeShev: harsh айтишнег) dance with drum, apartments, exit. It is expensive))

111: You are all angry
222: Will you leave us?
111: not
222 = D to fuck

Lanze: I now have an Intel inside toilet.
LeXX: The sticker on the barrel has stunned?
_Lanze_: no fool, Intel Core i5 has drowned :'(

Why did you break up with Valeria? He said he barely broke his jaw.
WOW: It should have broken off in a good way. Do you know what this bastard did?
Ohhhh... well?
I bought strings for my guitar. Finally! Silver, high quality strings, for 2 thousand. Well, this fool urgently needed a wire... Guess what he did?! Praaavily... He scattered my strings... And I’d like to go back later! No is no! They seemed to him too long. He half them! Every one...
XXX is foolish.

<KatriN> good night
<inter> good night
<Badun> nihuya he is not good
<Badun> give a cigarette five... and then there will be the norm ))
<Badun> or pieces at least three (
<inter> or one...
<Badun> the bull...
<inter> just a filter
<inter> smoke in the pack
<inter> foil from package
<Kenny> to see who is smoking
<inter> photo of a cigarette
<Kenny> film with Oleg Tabakov

What is the address?
YYY : who?
XXX is yours.
yyy: 213.21.47.96
XXX: Physical
yyy: 00:19:17:be:7d:c0
XXX is not MAC
YYY: And what one?
XXX: Where do you live?

Strix: Why should I pay attention to the opinion of a person named "huyator"??? to

gr00sh

She
Oh yeah, I’m going to catch.

He is
Oh, yes... to sleep, to eat, to fight... a hamster.

It is)
Go you in the pen... wow... I’ve got the last straight... hz, when was it)))

He is
When did you have the last hamster?

A friend on his birthday has already done a lot of things. And here, looking at this drunkard, his two-year-old daughter began to approach the guests and say, "Pray and repent." He says so quietly, so quietly, until he cheats. Everyone is sitting, silent.
Here, Daddy’s head rises: "Take her someone "Baby and Carlson".

I stand on the balcony smoking. I hear the whistle from the whistle and I myself spit by inertia, creating the same sound, after which a whole row of whistles is distributed. A secondary stupor. I look and look at the other balconies. Men look like that too. Probably the first time you’ve seen a rotting house.)