How much does it cost to jump with a parachute?
I don’t know, maybe 1000.
HHH: Something terrible... and suddenly the parachute will not open?
Maybe a thousand will be returned.

Mask (17:17:20 24/06/2010)
Captain of the national team of France Thierry Henri after the disgraceful departure of the team from the world championship at the airport met dark people in black, placed in the car and taken to the Elysée Palace.

Mask (17:17:52 24/06/2010)
Later, President Nicolas Sarkozy’s spokesman told reporters that Henry was abducted by aliens and taken to the moon in a magical rocket.

B-Boyizm
What’s new in the new iPhone?
by Iluha 3W
The rear glass panel
by Iluha 3W
That is, before everyone prayed that the phone would fall on the back cover on the asphalt, then now that it would hang in the air :-D

What only does not do a gick to get a new gadget first. The worst of all was the Russian Dmitry, who became president for the sake of the iPhone 4.

by fantazy089J
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!With us to the festival of the Grushchen wanted daddy acquaintances to send the boy, so daddy says "no, I refused, he is not independent, here for Nastya I am calm, I know that even to the north pole send her she will find what to eat, what to dress and with whom to sleep!There is a place to sleep!Short you understand!and "

Funker
I hate the iPhone!! to
I have not yet understood how to remove the mushroom if it was on another yattun.
- = IGOR = -
Some kind of synchronization.
Funker
Steve talked with his wife.
synchronization through a feudal
Funker
and feudo straponizes his wife, and the
- = IGOR = -
Neighbors have to keep an eye on everything according to the law.

Scientists have created a robot with the brain of a rat.
Comments: And soon there will be other news... "Robots created a rat with the brain of a scientist!" or "Rats created a scientist with the brain of a robot!" :)

Is there anything to listen to the norm?? to
Fact: There is nothing new
Remake of: Pidaras
Remake: It is a pity

Why did God create a woman? The man is not bored! :)
And I thought it was an excuse to break his ribs.

1: but the most gesture was when I was driving at midnight and thought that shuyal so dimly lights the lighthouse and nihuya is not visible?!?!?!? Then I removed my sunglasses.

2 ))))

1: the haishniki probably thought that it was not good even to approach the harsh Chelyabinsky cyclists, who even wear black glasses at night not to burn.

News on the tape:
In Moscow for bribery of 10 million rubles detained officials of Rosrybolov

The guard:
I understand rightly: did anyone give such a bribe to detain the officers of Rosrybolov?

<Robinson Crusoe>: URA! I love the end of Friday!

Restart in 15 seconds
[ 1 ] General: Dalaran] [xxx]: Tla again ((
[ 1 ] Give the mail to the beast!
Reboot in 10 seconds
[ 1 ] ZZZZ: We have played. and. and.
[ 1 ] General: Dalaran [xxx]: play again in real
Reboot in 5 seconds
Reboot in 4 seconds
Restart in 3 seconds
[ 1 ] Those who are wicked,
Reboot in 2 seconds
[ 1 ] Total: Dalaran [nnn]: 4 8 15 16 23 42
Reboot in 108 minutes
[ 1 ] General: Dalaran [xxx]: O_O
[ 1 ] [Zzzz]: What is this for FIGNIA???? to

He is
Good day

She
Salute to

He is
How are yours?

She
Badly

He is
What is it?

She
I slept 5 hours in 2 days.

He is
The Session?by :

She
No is

He is
and what?

She
sexe

He is
And actually... sad =(

Today the employer had, developed a slogan. The real estate agency. Long broke the head, in the end joked, "Ipoteque - leave the debts to grandchildren" =)
Did you not be expelled after that?
1: No... Then they adopted the slogan: "Leave an inheritance to your grandchildren"
2: Hahah... Rude and real!

I am signing a petition on Steam to return the old CS:Source, faced with translation difficulties.

Why do you not like the "New" CSS?
Why don’t you like the new CSS?
xxx: fucking, how to write, what fucking, and get back as it was?
in English
yyy: Ya vrot ebal vash noviy CSS, vernite kak bolo
XXX is fucking.

My laziness knows no boundaries!!! to
A friend. What is?
I poured hot water out of the crane today.
A friend. >_<

You do not need to preserve health - you need to use it!

A church was rebuilt in the city. A little careful such a churchwash on a straw in the straw. When they enriched the territory from under the coffin of the excavator, a fountain burst. The entrepreneurial pop immediately declared the key a miracle of God and fended it with a fence. The deacon sat in the opening of the calita, and from every miraculous water he desired, he took a dozen for the needs of the temple.
It hindered somebody to whisper that water heals heartburn - and got off. There is a cross - there is no cross - the deer went to the fountain with the deer, and the deacon folded the deer in a box.
Once on Easter, the water in the well colored in the color of onion-painted eggs.
At first, the people who came were in a hurry, but one Hanurik, who had at least petroleum, would only be cold, risked. Deprived from the bidon, the hero floated in a smile and swept out "O-o-of-tagiwaat". Well, it happens, maybe from clay painted - spring, everything flows. But the deacon found his explanation – a sign from above. Flowers under the Easter egg. There were turned on the faith of the grandmothers who arranged an agitation in an empty place. The deacon did not have time to run to the temple to give up the box office - the population was as if it was overwhelmed.
And closer to the night on the streets murmured the "ambulances" - to the demons of the people went.
They began to understand and found out that the fountain was knocked out of a pipe, which many years ago was locked in a messy stream. And it would be nothing, but the river was adapted under the discharge channel of the local paint factory. The factory stopped in the mid-1990s, and closer to our time someone bought and launched it. This is where miraculous waste has flowed into the river that has been cleansed in 15 years.

How do you think, Holmes, why gentlemen like long ones?
The women’s feet?
This is elementary, Watson. According to the law of physics, the longer the lever, the
You have to put less effort into it.