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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33098
 17.07.2010
1 and go on! He laughs who laughs last.
The last one laughs is the one who has a ping-pong 8))))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33097
 17.07.2010
t0rik29 (17:19:02 16/07/2010)
Non-combustion cocktail: a bottle of pepsi 0.5, 0.2 cognac. Drink a glass of pepsi and pour cognac. Who will burn

t0rik29 (17:27:14 16/07/2010)
to molten. The boss took a drink. He smiles at me =(

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33096
 17.07.2010
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I need to scatter 60,000,000 lines of text.

wicked (19:09:46 16/07/2010)
What to disperse?

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disassemble and bring into the form suitable for analysis.

Wicked (19:10:58 16/07/2010)
Oh oh! So if I force a man to shave, shave and change clothes, that's I scatter him)))

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No is

wicked (19:11:13 16/07/2010)
You oppressed

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №33095
 17.07.2010
I sometimes confuse left and right.
Are you going to the left and think you are right?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33094
 17.07.2010
Blizzard is Blizzard!
Pooh :?
Why is there no absolute symmetry in the world?? to
Q: Why is one breast always larger than the other, and why does it not fit into the hunt of the lifaches?! to
Q: Why the eyelids on one eye always grow like pine bushes in different directions, and on the bow - as a choice of eyelid to the eyelid?! to
Q: Why, shit, do you always turn the same unfortunate leg?! to
HP: Here is only the hands stable most grow from the same place...))) But both, as a rule, are left!!!! to
Pooh: Do you paint anything?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33093
 17.07.2010
<xxx> when I was younger, I thought that the "wallet domestic product" is such an euphemism for the word "wallet".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33092
 17.07.2010
Programming Testing Department:
- The wrong gender writing, now Mail and Femail, should be Male and Female respectively

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33091
 17.07.2010
Paul ‎(22:27):
Do you want fun?
Paul ‎(23:10)
Do not rush!
Paul ‎(23:12)
Yesterday I went fishing to the lake... and fucking... on the spinning on the hook caught a catch

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №33090
 17.07.2010
If you principally defend your opinion, then you can really sit down.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33089
 17.07.2010
I work for television, and this trip drove me to the deaf Udmurt village. There is no dining room, no store... it seems that the Germans have already retreated, but the Red Army has not yet entered the village...
We were placed in a single-storey school (good summer, holidays). Near the school lived her director, a strict, burdensome man, sixties, and he had a strange hobby... to run an air snake every day.
It seems like something like this, but the pleasure he did not clearly get from it... runs on the grass sweating and screams... - fly the fox, I tell you!!! You will fly or not!!!? to
We watched him every day (and even a couple of times a day), putting out different versions...
Maybe he wants to get into the book of records? It is not an option...
He may still be upset that they chose Gagarin, not him.
At night, we closed the door in the closet.
Once there was no wind. he attracted his wife to his flights... the director runs, that there is strength to the grandmother, passes her a staple stick in the form of a rope from a snake and the one runs on the crooked legs on the grass.
The woman obviously does this job even more disgusting than him. We’re in shock... Well, if you’re Brother Wright, why be ridiculous about your wife... in short, as they say... we’ve gotten upset by this fun...
We were really stressed when the man ran with his snake into the rainy rain under his umbrella.
The long-awaited day of departure has come. We load things into the car... and the director of the school of course launches his colorful snake with a spiderman... he pulled him to the ground, began to whip the ropes.
At the door of his house comes his wife and asks:
“Well, grandfather, did you give up the right...?! to
Of course I gave up!! All categories are open!!! to
I couldn’t stand it and asked if I could start a conversation.
Does the serpent have rights?
The director... - this son got the rights, he works in Izhevsk...
With these words he lifted up a serpent from the ground, spread it to me, and I saw that a nochia was attached to him with an isolation.
- Here the cell phone does not take, and I run like a boy, smc to my son
I send...

Children, this is a headache.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №33088
 17.07.2010
and Odessa. The Ukrainian was summoned to the KGB.
- Explain, citizen Bondarenko, why you are regularly sent
Shipments from Israel?
During the war I hid a Jew.
And you, the Soviet Ukrainian, are not ashamed to receive mailings from these Jews?
Have you thought about your future?! to
Yes, I’m hiding the Chinese.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33087
 17.07.2010
arseniv (18:25:35 15/07/2010)
First, show that the product of any n consecutive numbers is divided by n!

Wadim (18:25:55 15/07/2010)
Is it a factor or an order?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33086
 17.07.2010
Antonio Cheguevaros
Shashiki Ba Shashiki

S_Navigator
Yes, with water, and with cold water.

Antonio Cheguevaros
Ah, with a petry d’a crapper!

S_Navigator
Yes...

Antonio Cheguevaros
Fuck, I’ll go home and get my eggs!

S_Navigator
The taste of shrimp?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33085
 17.07.2010
Kalinin
Ford Mustang has passed...

Kalinin
I haven’t seen him for six months.

NGEN
MB in the army was a guy.

Kalinin
Probably on the bench.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33084
 17.07.2010
Probably on the question "How did you spend the summer?", I’ll have to list all the series I watched (((

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33083
 17.07.2010
Tequila: I am not trusted by the murdered jigulan with a propane bottle coming out of the trunk and the number "r666r" standing on the parking lot next to my car...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33082
 17.07.2010
A_len (17:06:33 15/07/2010)
Buy a large ice cream on the way to me.

The crying clown (17:06:45 15/07/2010)
No, I will not get out of the car.

A_len (17:06:47 15/07/2010)
Started

The crying clown (17:07:21 15/07/2010)
In the car of Conrad

A_len (17:07:34 15/07/2010)
I am at home with my breasts))))))))))))))

The crying clown (17:07:44 15/07/2010)
Missed... missed...

The crying clown (17:08:09 15/07/2010)
I’ll buy ice cream, squeeze on my breasts and eat! and :)

The crying clown (17:08:17 15/07/2010)
Then go to the car.)

A_len (17:08:47 15/07/2010)
O_O

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33081
 16.07.2010
Chiffy
I just came from the sea :)
BloodDoctor
The happy...
Chiffy
Happiness is another.
BloodDoctor
I know, but your breasts already have that.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33080
 16.07.2010
The end of the world will look like this: the sky will open like a toilet cover, and a huge ass will appear.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33079
 16.07.2010
Are you cowardly at work?
The Rock: Aha
The Rock: the bull I am after work))))
Alizium: *rofl*

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