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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31638
 17.06.2010
Recently, Estonia also wanted to be called a Scandinavian state, despite the fact that it already belongs to the Baltic countries. Estonia has close linguistic, ethnic and cultural ties with Finland, some cultural ties with Sweden and Denmark, and most of its investment and trade exchanges also take place with the Scandinavian countries.
Title: Fuck the Fuck
It’s like Russian rapers.
titlecouncil: type "I also want to be a nigger"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31637
 17.06.2010
and lt; lt {@> : hello
< yellow{@>: Yellow
< yellow{@>: Yellow
< e-mail@> What do you do
< yellow{@>: Yellow
< yellow{@>: Yellow
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Swine: I ignore
< ebay{@>: Who?

[ + -64 - ] Comment quote №31636
 17.06.2010

A man from the neighboring department is glad to come to visit us. He smiles. We ask him - he is pleased, please us. It’s like Friday! I am on Thursday. he stood up, looked at everyone anxiously and left quietly)))))

[ + -59 - ] Comment quote №31635
 17.06.2010
by VKontakte:
20:37 Arthur [Misericorde] Warry the soup If I don’t go online tonight, think I’m wrong somewhere.
...
21:02 Arthur [Misericorde] Fuck you! I got a normal chicken soup...I got it! It was normal! The Chicken! Soup from chicken!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №31634
 17.06.2010
In the first chapter they write that all power has passed to the customer, and the remaining 10-15 chapters tell how to manipulate them.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31633
 17.06.2010
From the comments to the news about "Code of Moscow".

xxx: the first lines of the code should be: "not a brother you are my brother" (c)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31632
 17.06.2010
Shrinchenko (22:06:00 16/06/2010)
I called the provider, the operator forgot to switch off the mix and I heard: "BLEAT, OFF THIS BLEAT TARIF!11111", then the main thing such "*K_K_Kmmmm...*" and click the button: "Thank you for waiting for the tariff you will be connected, wait", then after this: "Andrei, fuck, I have the button broken again!"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31631
 17.06.2010
ZalMan (14:59:34 16/06/2010)
Have you read the news on mail?
"In Russia began to build a track for Formula 1"

“For Formula 1, new rules have been introduced: road space of at least 50 cm and off-road tyres.”

[ + -64 - ] Comment quote №31630
 17.06.2010
pzzzz, I sit in the morning in the car..thought before refuelling to drive)) I insert the key into the lighting - not inserted,I think everything fucking)thought already to the area go..then the note - "sorry, confused the car.phone number "
Through one car the same stood.. the one with the ignition problems were, asked to fix... says the keys came from the door.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31629
 17.06.2010
XXX: here is what the rigidity of the bridges
In the fact that you can draw something, and when the bridge separates, it will be seen well and vertically.
well and vertically - this phrase straight into the anal can go
How is it? Well and vertically.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31628
 17.06.2010
doomsway (17:10:53 16/06/2010)
What offers for rest?

version (17:11:06 16/06/2010)
5 liters of alcohol.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31627
 17.06.2010
She: I’ll run for five minutes, I’ll come back soon.
Start, don’t break the cable.
Today without hats.
Do not shake it when it is overwhelmed.
I’m going to get my new shoes 😉
He did not wear the ends.
She: about the border, my next time you remember, don’t forget about the ends.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №31626
 17.06.2010
We came home after a picnic: hot, dull, terribly tired. We sit in the kitchen, talk, and then we start kissing so passionately. The guy asks "Can we go to the bedroom?".
Pause for five seconds, and then both of us race into the room with screams "I’m from below!", "No, I’m!" :)

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №31625
 17.06.2010
(01:38:27) Natalia: Here look yes
(01:39:43) Natalia: If the wind is not licensed
(01:39:44) Natalia is not online.
(01:40:17) Feogil: aaa....the melcosofts are already spying for correspondence!! to
(01:40:21) Feogil: Ahtung!
(01:40:30) Natalia is on the net.
(01:40:39) Feogil: who will say about the pirate wire... comes the special forces carry all...sold!!! to
(01:40:45) Feogil: ahtuawunngG!! 1
(01:40:49) Feogil: a....you are here))
(01:40:55) Natalia: O_o
(01:41:16) Natalia: I was stupid to say that I wanted to :-D
(01:41:25) Natalia: If the wind is not licensed....
(01:41:30) Natalia is not online.
(01:41:49) Feogil: Oh about me is scary

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31624
 17.06.2010
In 2006, Грошев, who taught in the TUI of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia the subject "Professional ethics of employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs", conducted a social survey among his students. As his results showed, only three percent of students never gave bribery during their studies at the university, and a third admitted that they entered the TUI of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia for money, paying from 50 to 150 thousand rubles.

After presenting the results of the survey to the head of the institute, Major General of the militia Alexander Chislov, he became the object of official investigation, and subsequently was fired. In addition, sociological research was prohibited in the university.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №31623
 17.06.2010
Pick the unfortunate, wash, feed, warm, shelter him, and after a while he will want to take your place.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №31622
 17.06.2010
I work as a family doctor.
Among my patients is an elderly woman who, despite her age and a long list of illnesses, hasined optimism and sense of humor.
Once again in the hospital, on the question of her doctor on her chronic diseases, she laid out before him an excerpt with diagnoses occupying an entire page of machine-writing text.
The doctor looked at the excerpt, which featured almost all known diseases, scratched in the back of his head and asked:
Is there something you don’t have?
The answer was flashy:
The teeth

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №31621
 17.06.2010
Yuri Luzhkov took the third place among the richest women in the world.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31620
 17.06.2010
A: We have one of the positions of the list of property, free of charge transferred to the property in the thousand nine hundred tail year of the now deceased Organization X - "Flag of the KGB, 300 rub." )))))))))))))
L : : D : D : D : D : D : D
A: In Moscow,, everything is scratching, where did the flag go?:D
A: And also Pump "Gnom"
O O O O O O! This is really scary!!!))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
A: Movement with Adaptation!Wassup *
L: And that the appliance is already in reliable hands??? • Crazy
A: They seemed to be shy of putting a position "some sort of harp".Roff and the Adaptation!
Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy
A: Potentiometer "CIS"Wassup *
A: So one of the positions. 😉
What about the vibrator? 😉
A: Eat the beetles!
L: =-O =-O of the vibrators?? to
A is Dada!
A: The coastliner 117 rubles! And a painting for him.
L is fucking! How could you bankrupt those people!!!!!!!!!???)))))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31619
 17.06.2010
XXX (15:20:23 16/06/2010)
The meaning and essence of cheating is almost the same... there would be no essence... there would be no meaning... people would not lie
YYY (15:24:11 16/06/2010)
That would be great! ))
XXX (15:27:48 16/06/2010)
And what good? Tell me...
XXX (15:28:17 16/06/2010)
I fucked the secretary on the table today, let’s do the same.
XXX (15:28:51 16/06/2010)
How do I look?
“Hero, dear, just a cow in a dress.
XXX (15:29:14 16/06/2010)
- People buy this no-needed herd that is not worth your money!! to
XXX (15:29:51 16/06/2010)
Are the strawberries fresh?
- What heather fresh... brought heather knows when and where, I don't know.
XXX (15:30:56 16/06/2010)
- We invite you to heroically paid and fucking work.
YYY (15:31:12 16/06/2010)
You are burning! 😉
XXX (15:31:30 16/06/2010)
- You are waiting for a sturdy team and a deafly assigned company administration.
YYY (15:32:22 16/06/2010)
Well, convinced, sometimes lies are necessary.
XXX (15:35:54 16/06/2010)
No matter how cool it is, it is not an inalienable part of civilization.
XXX (15:36:48 16/06/2010)
and that :
You really loved me in my eyes.
-No, I just suffered from spermotoxicose, and I urgently needed someone to fuck, but you know how I got involved...
YYY (15:37:33 16/06/2010)
Let’s close the topic sweet.

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