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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31838
 21.06.2010
xxx: see here
YYY :?
xxx: in all American movies a guy is driving... and a telecome is doing him... and all the norms
YYY: What are you doing?
XXX: This is not the case.
I fucked my daddy's car short.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31837
 21.06.2010
I am
Pushkin and the problem of narcissism

I am
Where Pushkin is, there are always problems.

Masha
There is a suspicion that Dantes is a cyborg sent by children from the future.

I am
I signed

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31836
 21.06.2010
XXX I love you!
YYY – for what?! to
xxx for everything. for what you are.
YYY is BO. It is banana.
XXX is OK. for the breasts! I love you for your breasts!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31835
 21.06.2010
The Storm, who are you? Do you know where I found people like you?
Learn to play first and then sit down at the table.
Zzzz: You see which city I am from!!! I will find you!
XXX: Oh, sorry, the landlord... I didn’t know...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31834
 21.06.2010
Knuckles: Hi my dear friend!
Q: Am I really expensive? and )
Knuckles: Do not hesitate
Mmm... thank you ?
Knuckles: organs are very expensive

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №31833
 21.06.2010
Kevin Bacon, famous actor
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
He played in the Invisible Man.
A: I didn’t recognize him.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31832
 21.06.2010
My husband and I go into the elevator today, and we also have a woman with a small child who looks at me and says, “Mommy, it’s a little puppy, right?” I, although the breasts are not small, gradually begin to complex... And the mother of the child so embarrassedly answers "Petenka, this is an elevator and not a lift."Well, what thoughts the adults have!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31831
 21.06.2010
d-sm
You realize that soon becomes dumb when you stop asking: how much more to serve?

d-sm
I ask you, you are still here! O_O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №31830
 21.06.2010
XX: Why are you silent?
YYY: I thought about it.
xxx about what?
YYY: Well now came on the modem... It burned up.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31829
 21.06.2010
The xxx:
Do you postpone the exam for the afternoon?
YYYY :
Ahead of yesterday...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31828
 21.06.2010
If I go to the sea, only with someone. This someone will have to wake me up every day and put me out of the room so I can go to the sea.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №31827
 21.06.2010
Chost ‎
Are you talking to a guy? ? What if he lives with his parents? Also a cowboy?
* Artist))* ‎
Why not just for this you need to meet for at least a long time.
Chost ‎
Well, of course that I will not cut off))) but cool by the way))) Mom is Jana, we are with her from yesterday and she will live with us, but as long as my room is being repaired, and we are still early to sleep, she will sleep with you, or I will sleep with my mom at 201)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №31826
 21.06.2010
Theme in the forum:

"A branch for those who want to quickly and effortlessly choose a digital compact. (Part 3) page: 2 3 4 5 6... 109 110 111"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №31825
 21.06.2010
pupsyTM (11:23:41 20/06/2010)
I will receive a provision for broken glass.

LEHA (11:24:35 20/06/2010)
Speak this word with a French accent, it will be beautiful ;)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31824
 21.06.2010
Sashulya: I don’t digest drunk men. The mood is fighting, and in fact vegetables))
Dgon: but the drunk girls always arranged the men)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31823
 21.06.2010
She: You know, the lens that I wanted to buy for a long time was cheap for 10 thousand rubles!

He: Yes, now he is worth exactly as much as we lack him ?

She is your mother!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31822
 21.06.2010
There is a discussion of the topic of shrimp, oats and other bite malice:
I once saw such a beast flying! They bite their heads in the summer!! to
YYY They are not just hunting them. In my opinion, with a dozen shrimp, he destroys an entire colony of bees, for the sake of beekeeping.
ZZZ in the country saw how such a sherchen hunted, so he generally choked, probably not eaten for a long time and was very hungry - the neighbor's dog was attacked, Sharik - a small housewife, so he bite his head straight from the summer, the sherches stood terrible... poor Sharik...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №31821
 20.06.2010
I went to a friend this morning and asked him to go for a walk. It is like this in a shirt and shorts:
Okay, I will wash the water at least.
No question, I wait, I hear his conversation with his mother:
You happily leave.
Yes Yes
What are you going to do about this?
Be careful, yes
I slept in that!
Mom always knows how to get along with friends.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31820
 20.06.2010
Raven38 (23:15)
Fuck the cat and the cats burned :)
I sit behind the compot, drink tea, I hear one of the cats whisper. I turn around and see the following:
1) The basket lay around two, straight on the third. He is eating.
The basket stands up, turns around, lies on the first two. They are singing.
The basket stands up, turns around, lies on the third.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31819
 20.06.2010
Eric: I am coming home. I go into the kitchen and there is such a wonderful smell of some flower tea. I watched, it hasn’t been so long ago. I poured a cup, swept, sat down and it. Mother comes in. I said to her, "Tea is just wonderful," she looked at the cooking tea, and then breathed and said, "Yes, I cooked your brother's remedy for constipation on herbs."
I liked the tea, it’s called :( (I’m still running to the toilet.

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