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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31598
 16.06.2010
[Thanks to 18:23:56]
< And fuck categorically with the Gandons

[Thanks to you 18:24:18]
< Meaning fucking with the dressed Gandon

[More from 18:24:38]
< the phrase is not

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31597
 16.06.2010
In the forum discussion of choosing a place for the shale:
xxx: can be in specially designated places
YYY: Where are those places? How do you know that the place is reserved?
zzz: looked on the sides, there are no moulds nearby - there is a place assigned

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31596
 16.06.2010
Comment on "testing of ADSL+Wi-Fi routers"
Guest: people sori if not in the topic and this is so )) QUESTION through wireless inet viruses and all the rest less on the computer will go or too??What about the wires (cable)? ) is
Answer: of course, less, not all viruses can fly

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №31595
 16.06.2010
Next to the toilets.
The man (who is already very much needed) came to the cabin.
Is he busy? – Is he busy?
The voice from the cabin: Yes!
Man (with hope): Is he really busy?
The voice from the cabin: - No shit, the car respondent was put, specifically for you!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №31594
 16.06.2010
Talk about redundancies.

XHHH: And we said that they had such a case in the theater. There is a children's show, they are there some kind of dance is not difficult to dance, and one actor does not get, he is beaten out. So he stops in the middle of the scene and publishes: "bl@tt, hu@ney some work!". And he leaves. He leaves the theatre.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №31593
 16.06.2010
EvGenius_MSD: What do you think
EvGenius_MSD: Are railway workers close to feeling beautiful?
EvGenius_MSD: A sense of romance in a hike through the woods and steppes
EvGenius_MSD: The Surprisingly Innocent Beauty of a Half-Stand in a Lost Deep Somewhere in the Urals
EvGenius_MSD: I think it is undoubtedly
EvGenius_MSD: Because otherwise they’t be able to write this:
by EvGenius_MSD: 30 The buffer blade of the electric car make hard or of replaced removable metal sheets. On the existing beam there are remains from shattered people, which cannot be fixed, due to which the appearance of the electric car deteriorates.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31592
 16.06.2010
Dara: Well, he is simple. and in his prostate his beauty.
Q: Do you know me for two days?

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №31591
 16.06.2010
and Gray:
I bought a drum to my son, because the child loves something noisy and what you could beat... I bought it on the way to work, well, I sit in the server room, I have nothing to do, let me think I will play on the drum... When I was already so hot, the deputy director came in, looked like this, and then issued:
"Sorry for the distraction from the rite", came out, after which the caridor gave wild rust... I don’t want to go to work tomorrow :(

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31590
 16.06.2010
from the women's forum in the topic "assess the photo of the bride":

Unfortunately, you look like an elephant... But you have a very cute bouquet.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31589
 16.06.2010
Frost: No, folk and embient are not the same.
Frost: look, if somewhere in the Latin amenrico on the bank of the river, frogs crawl, it is an embient.
frost: and if they are caught by a Latin American aboriginal, swallowing and swallowing about a tree with melodic cotton - this is folk :)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №31588
 16.06.2010
RR: What are we all about work, and about work? Let’s talk about idiots?
Sss: Okay, let’s talk about the idiots.
rrr: Manager, crazy, work all the way, crazy, gone.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №31587
 16.06.2010
Question: On the 5th day, I have a pressure from 120 to 65 to 130 to 75, although before it was always in the range of 90 to 100. Also, I have a strong heartbeat, constant nausea, weight in the back of the head, pain in both the left side and the right (where the liver and spleen are located). It may be somehow related to the fact that the girl did a minette without a condom (7 days ago)
Answer: Do you think that the girl was draining energy out of you, like in a horror machine? No, it does not happen. It has nothing to do with. Probably you just got sick with something - call the doctor at home, everything will be cleared up. Good luck to you!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31586
 16.06.2010
xxx: in your view the phrases "I will miss" and "I will be bored" differ?
YYYYY: Yes the second phrase said Yoda master

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31585
 16.06.2010
by Dasian:
If everyone in Voronezh asks for a ruble, you can become a millionaire.

The Yoshin Cat:
And our puppets have crossed the topic for a long time now O_o

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31584
 16.06.2010
DjAmsh (04:30:14)- Fucking City... I work in a building store as a seller. Yesterday, for the first time in the history of the store was the turn. And alive like that, everyone communicates. At the end of the line is the version of a-la Valuev. One guy decided to talk to him. He asks "What are you buying?" The answer is silence. The guy is upset and says "Judging by your fuck, you are behind the brick...." The whole row from the knot fell, the man himself smiled)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31583
 16.06.2010
<xxx> I want to have a baby (
<yyy> ah... and his first words will be: "bla" and "go to her";
<xxx> fuck it!! Go on to the hill!!! to

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31582
 16.06.2010
And laughter and sin... We have an inscription for the especially gifted in our sort: "Do not get up with your feet on the toilet". I go to the toilet, there is a noise from the neighboring cabin, then a characteristic flash and scream "E**ny in the mouth!" Apparently some corshun has failed anyway in the nest =)))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №31581
 16.06.2010
xxx am I fat?
YY is not.
But to lose weight would not hurt, right?
YYY I like you.
XXX is not exciting, right?
YYY is enthusiastic.
XXX but not angry, right?


[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31580
 16.06.2010
About "Flower Teaching for Exam"
Why 4 flowers?
So are the two.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31579
 16.06.2010
Being an alpha male is stupid.
Every programmer knows that the alpha version is the rawest... It has to be a male release!!! to

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