Robots who survived a power outage tell about a blue screen at the end of the tunnel.
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Recently, our Wolf surprised us all. He was driving at a speed of 150 km/h, pushing his foot out of the window... and the radar struck.
Boomond, Chelyabinsk
In my home office, instead of walls between the rooms, there are barriers. I recently moved into a room for Linux. We sit, we work. Suddenly, behind the fence with a terrible thunderstorm, something collapses.
“The wind has fallen,” the neighbor calmly summarizes.
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I squeezed the phone, shouting: "Dear, s*ka", I throw it at the wall, I pick up, I look at the screen, and there is written: "OK, Fulfilled"
Master (06:35:01 27/05/2010)
Only I feel at home only after I dress up, sit down, turn on the computer and make sure there is an internet?
Master (06:35:11 27/05/2010)
Before that, I think I haven’t arrived yet.
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And again...
I warn you! The UG.
Prosecutor Elena Ivanova of Volgograd, who drunk to death shot a child, was found innocent.
The unhappy mother, who is trying to challenge the court’s decision, is not supported by a single lawyer in her city.
If anyone can help her, support her.
Sorry...
I want to convey a fierce greeting to my programming teacher and wish to burn as few nerve cells as possible during the session...Thank you for trying to teach me the assembler, Yevgeny Borisovich.
Let the man be pleased...
and Nemo.tec
Schröder, Kotte, admin, Hoyace, 0_o.
Zv: I’m already sitting in the same clothes
Mmm in what?
Zv: in your favorite!
RAF: in the wreck? O_O
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And have you noticed that even the fastest-going men start to go much slower, if in front of them appears a short shirt with long naked legs, so that God will not overtake and lose such a spectacle from sight?
The head of the expenditure department passed by my office, to the printer. It complains.
Something in the throat got sick.
I cheated on you, I say. How will I treat?
“Please,” she said on the way back from the printer to the office.
I follow her:
Come in, I compliment you.
Fuck, I think she’s spotted from the Aura)))))
111. how are you with your girlfriend?
22 is serious.
111, and for how much?
222. seriously decided that I needed another girl
xxx: (playing in Heroes of the Sword and Magic 3, thinking in the ear) Visited the Mysterious Garden - gave money, the Ring of the Fairy - gave luck, dragons' logos - gave puzzles.
"Officially confirmed release date of Windows 8 – 2012" - here it is....
An unusual study was recently conducted by an international team of scientists. The aim of the experiment was to test the feasibility of the poses outlined in Kamasutra, an ancient Indian text devoted to the theme of love.
Oh, how they disguise themselves - "international"... ;)
Why are you not sleeping?
My friend, the electricity got up.
Are you sleeping together?
She [09:02]: Well yes
He said, “What is good about you?
I am doing this course.
He [09:06]: I am afraid to ask what topic if a cursor needs to sleep with a girlfriend...
she [09:07]: system of incentives in management
April: I had an epic file.
Monster: What is it?
April: I was late to the department meeting today, where puzzles were distributed for being late.
The AJAX paradox. In the apartment smells of strawberries, but the strawberries in the apartment does not even smell.
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About the "bubbles" in the eyes. One person gave the correct answer that it is "Destruction of the glass body" (read more on Wikipedia). But no, they went astray and continued to post the shit about worms, dust and beaten pixels.
I went to hang up :(
YYY: What is it?
XXX is a problem.
YYY: What are they?
X: I will tell you tomorrow.
Anonymous: Don’t go after me! Yoda Died in Episode 5
Ideal: Yoda died in the 6th
Yoda did not die, but became transparent and blue!
You are dead, you are stupid. The road is prepared for you.