I look at myself in the mirror and I feel like I have French roots.
xxx: by the line of Quasimodo

Commentary on FKontakte

Have you housed a rat?
Kire, you are a rat. This is a horse.)
In fact, I was talking with the chorus...
Three is down =)

I will soon be 25 years old!
YYY: I’ll come to you on a daytime with a poster:"Half-life behind – look what’s ahead!")))
XX: Somewhat sad (A certain age at once...
YYY: OK, how do you "four centuries-not a boundary for man!"
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YYY: All!I understood!Then so: "With 0,025 millennium - a loud drinking with songs will mark!"
XXX: O_o...

18:35:12 by Devix
The Two Commandments of Linux:
1st I have everything working.
2nd What does not work, it does not need.

From news on lenta.ru
The Ministry of Emergencies of the Russian Federation decreased the number of dead in traffic accidents in Turkey

Neckromants from the MSF, fucking :)

She ordered her husband to pick and drop the best photos of her eldest daughter on the flash. She went for a walk with the younger and remembered that she had forgotten to leave her husband this same flash. I come and ask from value:
Did you take pictures?
The man, not long thinking:
-You understand, puppies, I removed them... And since there was no flash drive in the computer, they were all through the USB port and dropped.

Spam bots are dibilistic.
Comes shakes at work in the assu: "I live in the house opposite, here is my photo".
The house opposite is the station. Why do I need a train station prostitute?! to

Good guys comrades! I could not share it.)
In Kiev there is a group of activist girls who proudly name themselves FEMEN and love to dress in public, motivating it with social slogans. In the news announced that the girls will soon dress up in front of the Russian embassy in Kiev, ride a car with a blue cock (+) and paint their breasts in blue - all this is against the policy of our president! but more news pleased the comment - "The main thing is that they do not show their ass painted in tricolor from the windows of the Russian Embassy."

You know: the more clamps in the sentence, the less the man has brains))))
WOW : I agree.

Dimin: South African shamans sacrificed a cow near the main stadium of the 2010 World Cup. The purpose of the sacrifice is to obtain the support of ancestors during the World Cup 2010"
Wolverine: and in the end they will eat the winning team to take over their skills

Comment to discussing photos of another woman’s revenge, through a scratched car:

"Some people are fools."

User: The mail does not work. Please look at.
...
How did you live 26 days without mail?
User: It was very sad.
Admin is great! You passed the test. We take you to our partisan squad! You can keep your tongue behind your teeth.

<Lady Macbeth> The Family Idyll. Sitting: the husband in 1C finances is broken, I check my daughter's task.
<Lady McBett> She is me: I have a horse, no horse, give a horse...
<Lady Macbeth> Husband turns around with a handcuff: "Give a horse?"
<Lady McBett> She stumbled on him, let’s go on. There is no bone, no bone.
<Lady McBett> This bastard, bending from the hood, interrupts: "...Bone!"
<Lady Macbeth> Went in the toilet until I was cold :->

mechanical animals (08:35:50 26/05/2010)
Here I sit and think... that MS SQL would be more correct to call BDSM. A database created by Microsoft.

Today I was driving after the rain and specifically from the legs to the head poured water out of a man's pebble on the side, as he did not try to turn away. Forgive me, I didn’t want an honest word. People, bring it, the conscience is still tormenting. Goga, the city of Vologda, blue nine.

xxx: Customers are not entitled to insert flashes themselves
xxx: Every day beautiful girls come to me with a flash in their hands and say "Open me, please"
xxx: I am doing my job

M: Listen, and the wife only begins to shave after the wedding?
Oh, and not immediately.
Q: Do you pick up the pile first?

Ben is crying.
Ben: Doing something while asleep is like being drunk.
Ben: I bought a Kaspersky license for a year last night. >__<

<Adamant> Bоnpoos #32: female jewelry (6 letters)
<Style > Ring
<the_beast> breastfeeding

The Prehistory:
In our city there are 2 machine-building universities - on the street Buddenno and on the street Frunze.
History of:
I: Ol, where are you studying?
In Masha
At the awakening?
No to the engineer.