The old wire, the rotting pipes, the broken hairdressers and the swimming pools, the collapsing in front of the eyes of the hospital and the stadiums... in short, I looked here at the fourth destination. What a mess in your America!

It’s not funny, but it’s just one string out of stereotypes.
Many of you think that Americans have a dumb sense of humour, or more accurately, to bluff, scratch and scratch, and mostly the main argument is movies about college, but this is where your beliefs end. I was never very sure of this, and I started to learn English from school. To deny, or to confirm, by convicting yourself. As the saying goes, you have to know the enemy in the face, and fuck in the ass. After studying English, entering the universe, in London, but it doesn’t matter, I started watching American comedians, reading their anecdotes, watching parodies. And jokes about blueberry and furry - there are virtually no. But here is the Camedi Club, the good guys, the fucking talent. Our rush, our rush. Few people know that many jokes sounded on comedies, and in many television shows, have long been haunted and filled with laughter by stupid Americans, even a few years before.
Will my message give you anything but the desire to press a minus I don’t know, but for those who know English the American version of the “all about women” resides on YouTube with the approximate letters lee evans – women. Good news and don’t believe in stereotypes.

It’s not the best idea to watch at least one series of the all-discussed Doctor House when you get up early tomorrow morning.

I teach economics at the university. And most of all, I am angry not with stupid students, but with those who start evaluating. And here on the next transfer a couple of days ago comes such a characteristic blonde, a complete fool and a famous hysterical. He pulls the ticket, and again not in the tooth. And begins the charm: "Alexander Vasilyevich, well have a chance!" Without questions, pull another. The same song again. Come back in a week. She’s in tears, in tears, and let’s go... And so she got me... Go, I say, under the table! I move my chair. And I always take in an empty audience, students one by one. Her eyes are on her forehead: "Yes, Alexander Vasilyevich, you do what, I do such things..." I tell her - what are you talking about, girl? I don’t offer you any bribes, just sit a minute under the table and get a three. Or shuffle from here. She looked at me like a fool... and rejoiced. And I moved the chair to the place, I sat down at this table, and I say - NEXT! A guy comes in and sees what. The empty audience, where the blond girl had just gone, was sitting at the table in a characteristically relaxed posture, and a whistle from under that table... A student in Ophogenia, told the ticket, flew out with a bullet from the audience... And I released this kimmorah. And she is red like cancer, and her eyes are wet! Catch up and run away! and nepheg. You do not know – work. The dignity of at least...

xxx: greetings
YYY : PRI
XXX I am crying. Where is the world of Katica?
YYY: what is
Admin has resigned.
YYY: It happens
xxx:and went to work as a welder >_<
YYYYYYYYYYY...

Have you and your husband tried in position 69?
“We have been with him for the last few days in position 96.
Meaning of Meaning? Is it how?
They argue how.

The bus runs very rarely.
He rarely drives often.

Mathematics today.
I drafted a schedule. The girl from the last party asks:
Should this line be such a curve or is it perpendicular?

It is perpendicular. We had a party at the department today.

Google is burning. By the word "can" gives such clues for entry:
1st Is it possible to have sex during the month?
Is it possible to get pregnant during menstruation?
Is it possible to get pregnant without ending?
Is it possible to have love during pregnancy?
Is it possible to get pregnant immediately after menstruation?

and the culmination:
Is it possible to castrate a cat yourself (!!!)

The ideal boss is the one who can answer the question "What do you do" calmly "Hui Pinay"

She said she was walking on the beach with a girlfriend. There is reason to believe that this is not true. I’ll go there and get two roses. If you and a girlfriend, both will get a flower. And if with the collar, the two flowers will get to the girl.

Here are these guys...
“Nenone, Dr House! No is!
I do a special street diagnosis. Want to see a diagnosis?
“Nenone, Demon, no!
This is you, what is it for you?
These are pimples, okay? The storm! Am I just sick?! to
Are you sure it’s nothing else?
“Aha, in the shit, this is gangrene!” Where are you doing my pimples? The Biopsy!
What are you drinking?
This is Dr. Boy, you know. I have a cold, I drink Doctor Boy!
Are you sure it’s nothing else?
For example...? AAAAAAA, Emancateter, this is a whiskin!! The Viking!! This is a whisper!!! to

A smile from VKontakte:

Burning vacation for wife
In connection with the expansion of material capabilities and personal and physiological needs of a man, a vacancy for the position of a wife is opened.
► Requirements: ◄
• Lack of experience in this job;
• A valid medical book, a certificate from a doctor confirming the absence of regular headaches with approaching sleep;
• Creative approach to the fulfillment of marital duty;
• The absence of allergies to football and boxing and the presence of allergies to series;
Ownership of skills of use of office equipment (washing machine, washing machine, steam, vacuum cleaner). OR by the operator by phone is highly undesirable;
• Housing at least 5,000 km from the workplace.
► Bonuses: ◄
• Possibility of permanent residence at the workplace;
• official registration in the work book;
• paid leave;
• Social package: food at the expense of the company, service car, shopping, beauty salons.
The right to control and dispose of the company’s budget.
____________________________
Please send a resume with the indication of the vacancy by personal message.

Yyy: A friend photographer writes. The bride brought him back the pictures with claims. She says that for that money she could have been slightly worse.)))

Mario (00:07:51 18/09/2009)
The inscription over the proctologist's office "REMONTS OCHKOV"))))

Red (00:08:26 18/09/2009)
Who is a proctologist?

I go out to the balcony. The second floor. Despite the fact that I broke up in the hallway and stand in the same socks, shouting "Wedding will not be!!I get out of the balcony. Here I go and feel like a true MUSTCHINA - barefoot, but you don't have to get married)))
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Those who have brought this to the best are just as foolish as this "ridder in socks."
How else to call it if he decided to leave the girl, and yet agreed to come to her home for the last encounter? Type "no, let’s go, but seriously I’ll send you"?
I am silent about how this wisdom humiliated the daughter in the eyes of her parents! The fucking cock. Evil is taken.
Those who think that I’m wrong and a cheerful man should behave like that – press a minus.

HH: I think you have a strong feeling.
WOW: What is it for?
You are following the crowd.
Repeat after me: I have no stable feeling!
I have no stable feeling!
I am an individual!
I am an individual!

The word "communicative" can be used to summarize some blasphemy.

We also programmed on paper.
YYY: On paper it is the coolest at all.
xxx: ah, you write the program, and the prep checks if it works
YYY: You were strictly taught there.
XXX: He doesn’t put it on the computer. He looks so.
And when you approach for the tenth time, and he is tired, he can say that he is already working.

She
Hello to you)))

He is
Hi to

She
Can I ask you for a favor?

He is
may

She
my brother bought a router and a wifi station, and Inet cannot breed (hands from g***). Do you help? I will feed you ?

He is
Can we help today?