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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №31478
 14.06.2010
Playfellow
I have a shorter fire.

Playfellow
We have a predecessor - among students an unnamed nickname - a hobbit - because the little one is ever-grown and he has funny winter boots.

Playfellow
So here, telling us about his turbulent basketball youth, he said "A more! I had a ring feeling. You are cracking like a fool! I closed my eyes and I knew. There is a ring!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31477
 14.06.2010
I sit with a friend on the beach, next to me is a glass of beer.
Friend: How much is it worth?
I am 6 grams.
The glass falls from the wind
My friend: O knowed the price and saved it))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31476
 14.06.2010
xxx: I decided to lose a little weight... I started reading about diets - I wanted to eat O_o

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31475
 14.06.2010
The system requirements:
The brain, the presence of curves in it, curves the hands.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31474
 14.06.2010
from Google

How much money would you betray your best friend?
The one who needs: give a prize.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №31473
 14.06.2010
I read in one treatise that in Europe there are people with footheads.
You won’t believe, even their hands grow straight from their shoulders.
Here are the urds.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №31472
 14.06.2010
PS: She thinks I’m a kid!
XXX: I will prove to her that it is not.
YYY: And then I will prove it!))
XXX: And then we will prove together), and then we will change!)
YYY: Oh, and then we wake up...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №31471
 14.06.2010
Dress and underwear:
Mama is so gritty...what will you be without it all? Buy them for yourself.
WOW: ahaha, my also wiped out... I have a cushion in which the pillows are inserted, mom looks and grit that you need to put a bigger pillow there... the bedroom can even be.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №31470
 14.06.2010
TqG: I bought a boomer for myself yesterday...and yesterday he fucked his keys.
KidiKiller: Could they fall for the throne?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №31469
 14.06.2010
Max: He says he doesn’t like me.Oh, no one loves me.
Natty: I do not like it.
Max : Why?
Natty: Because you're a fool.You're foolish to love this fucking cowboy, and I, Max, lady!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31468
 14.06.2010
Who calls the most? Babies or boys?
YYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: whose sexual predominance is unknown

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №31467
 14.06.2010
As I gathered with thoughts, the right words went somewhere. While he was searching for the right words, the listeners separated.
by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №31466
 14.06.2010
After work, I decided to go to the cinema. I went to the cinema, and there was an ad on the box: "There are no tickets for 18:50." “The fucking!“I thought about it and began to think about what to do, go to another cinema or go home... At this time a girl approaches the box office, reads the ad and asks the cashier: “There are no tickets at all?” “No, there is one,” the cashier replies, the girl buys a ticket and goes to the movie. And I stand and understand all the shortcomings of my technical education and the dignity of the female mind, which is able to distinguish between such concepts as "No Tickets" and "No Tickets at all".

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №31465
 14.06.2010
Walking around the fair square, a man sees the tent of the predictor of fate. Decided that it would be fun, he enters the tent.
“I see you have two children,” says the prophet, looking into the
The crystal ball.
and ha! Do you think so? It ironizes the man. I have three children.
That’s what you think, the expert explains.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31464
 14.06.2010
The Wizard
I barely knowing how anjutac forced Stas to marry she said it was a quest to get the ring of all power))

The Wizard
As an old man, let him pass.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31463
 14.06.2010
How does science taste? and ;)
YYY: Like an orbit with the taste of granite.


[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31462
 14.06.2010
XXX: Alo, Ol, this is the case, Sanek is sitting drunk.
YYY: And what!? to
XXX: Well you’ve met him once, now he’s p...do asks, I thought that it was closest to you to get there...


[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31461
 14.06.2010
XXX is a bomb!You hit yourself with your fists in the mouth that you tied up with the hanger!! to
YYY: What am I?I’m all...Yes
XXX:That is "YA TURBOUSLEG" on the Larine Turtle, you are in an adequate correction, did you?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31460
 14.06.2010
Advertising in the subway (clinic, where the body is cleaned):

In the middle, big: Get rid of the excess
Stage 1: liver and kidneys
Stage 2: stomach and lungs
......

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31459
 14.06.2010
She: What are you creating?and :-)
I: Well, I planned to create a man for tomorrow, but for today I have not decided yet.

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