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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №41524
 12.01.2011
xxx(05:26:49 11/01/2011)
Your centuries are heavy.

xxx (05:26:54 11/01/2011)
The breath becomes smooth.

xxx (05:26:57 11/01/2011)
and you fall asleep

yyy (05:27:13 11/01/2011)
In the words of the centuries I pierced

yyy (05:27:15 11/01/2011)
Let me first

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41523
 12.01.2011
XXX (14:24:02 11/01/2011)
If you believe the writing, our baby is already around eight.

YYY (14:25:03 11/01/2011)
So you still have the sausage.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №41522
 12.01.2011
Darcash: And now that everything is in place, I would like to clarify again the ways to enslave the world.
LAZDIK: And what about the old plan to drink non-dry until all our demands are met? I entered the taste.
Darcash: What are the requirements? I have already forgotten! Who the hell needs them? Drink and no nails.
Lazdik: No, our demands are constant – to abolish the law of universal gravity, to revive Kennedy and to deprive Monica Bellucci of her virginity.
Darcash: Hey, I’m right to tell you, but Monica already has children. Probably innocent, of course.
They are innocent, they are children.

[ + 125 - ] Comment quote №41521
 12.01.2011
XHHH: from an explanatory driver...I go shorter on my kamazike and to meet me WORKSHIP!!!!! to

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41520
 12.01.2011
My young man (programmer), taking my hands under a lush shirt (very convenient for this matter) and finding there a lot of interesting and pleasant to touch:
- It seems I'm beginning to love sweaters... Definitely... a great invention..mmm... even better than a computer =)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41519
 12.01.2011
XXX: Going to work tomorrow
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
xxx: blade in 3 months, army
XXX: the end of the world in a year
Where is he, the light at the end of the tunnel?
xxx: Something brown at the end of my tunnel, and I guess what tunnel it is

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41518
 11.01.2011
You are a confident person if, by pressing Ctrl + C, you close
the folder without pressing Ctrl+V in another.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41517
 11.01.2011
In the Metro:
Do you have Lolita?
(It extends the book)
This is a great book! It’s about her relationship with Cécile!
Is there a Nabokov?
(A minute of stumbling at the seller)
This is a singer, right?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41516
 11.01.2011
Eldow: How are you with Marinka?
Serg: It’s all great :)
You don’t think about Kesha anymore?
Serg: Hey... no, we’ve been separated for half a year now, she’s a stranger to me.
Eldow: and no feelings remained? Do you mind who she is with?
Serge : Absolutely. Why are you so interested in my personal life?
Eldow: I want to mess up with Khushka, you don’t mind...
Serge: I will kill the naked!! You and that fool.
Eldow: x_x

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №41515
 11.01.2011
You have to be such an idiot. I put it in the USB!!!I sit down, the computer is not on. Please help someone!)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41514
 11.01.2011
<[Sky]26916> you know who I have mom and mom sppy tarshy major melitsya

<[Sky]Buy_BK0011> [Sky]26916: Better teachers of the Russian language were.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №41513
 11.01.2011
I was brought a lot of micro whiskey from the Czech Republic in bottles of 50 ml... and also micro-chren-know-what-so... 45% transparent.
Maybe a tequila?
The 0.33 beer of Pilsner Urquell is really beer.
I am chase! Drink and make a drink. buy glass bottles with a collar of zero two, and put on the micro table a microbubble and a microbubble... make another microbubble, microbubble and drink from microglasses. The microbiome!
Under the minimum techno! Mega... yeah... that is to say, micro-minimalism...)
WOW : Certainly! and a microwave. The pocket. Warming up the sofa.
XHH: corporate in ROSNANO! )))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №41512
 11.01.2011
It helped me to quit smoking.)
WOW: 0 o?? to
I bought instead of cigarettes and when I wanted to smoke I fed them homeless cats))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41511
 11.01.2011
Labradors are a fun breed, they have 4 characteristics: strength, agility, endurance...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №41510
 11.01.2011
I decided to wash my feet. It is small, does not come in.
This is probably a microwave dish.
XXX is true!! I just noticed, the salad is written.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №41509
 11.01.2011
Web0worm: Yesterday I was stuck in the cycle...I need to sleep more.
Web0worm: When I was sitting at the computer, I thought - why not drink hot milk? He went to the kitchen, poured milk, put it in the microwave while it was heating, went back to the compot.
Web0worm: after a while I thought, why should I not drink hot milk? I went to the kitchen, poured milk, opened the microwave... struck... but it was unfortunate to pack the cup and so I left both in the microwave, and went to the notepad while it was heating.
Web0worm: You won’t believe... the story has repeated for the third time... but this time I thought that in order to not forget about milk, you need to take a notepad into the kitchen. I put my three cups of milk, I sit in the kitchen, bor read. Web0worm: Suddenly the thought: "Oh, what am I doing in the kitchen? Well I’m here, why don’t I drink hot milk?
Web0worm: I sit and drink my four cups.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №41508
 11.01.2011
xxx: I am on Facebook a boy is constantly crawled in "maybe you know", I was sitting, I thought, so cute, I saw somewhere
XXX: It is now
XXX: The Pride

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41507
 11.01.2011
on avito advertisement on sale "two-bed bed".... my bed +2 to rage, -5 to endurance

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41506
 11.01.2011
Only in Mat. In the analysis of the fictional hernia with the help of other fictional hernia, one, the fox, very true theorem is obtained, stronger than which is only the eggs of Chuck Norris.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №41505
 11.01.2011
at the forum court-med experts discuss the topic of foreign bodies that were found in the bodies:

XHH is 6. The most interesting thing - in the rectum - an audio tape.
Which recording was on the cassette?
XHH: What are you? This is a thing. No one dared listen.
Hm... maybe it was still a boat writer? ))

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