Oliveshadow: In general, from the kindergarten I remember only a toy in the form of a goldfish, a boy I liked and an ambulance in which I was taken.

A friend told me. When he was a child, his older brother used to play cards. He goes to his father:
“Dad, I have a card brother!
Not scratching, but taking it!
I also took sperm.

xxx: Yes, on her my family shorts looked like strings.

It is touching to tears when you see the amazement and humility in the eyes of the sick beast. The beast said to himself, "Man hurts me with his medicines, but without him it's even worse. Now I will endure, I will heal, and then I will go somewhere."

Ess

KrenUser: Greet me! I got the boss chair today.
KrenUser: He just brought a new one, and I took the old one.)))

Just heard from the news: "...part of the students went to the army, part to the decree..." o_O

Status in contact:
"What conclusion can you make about the girl who gives you on the first date?"

Answer on the wall:
"She is over 18, a dumb man, a very purposeful person and she obviously has no profile in contact, otherwise you’t be here so much"

I decided to arrange my life. She went, bought a thick pack of pink stickers, wrote on each a variety of to do, as needed, and glued them into the apartment in the most prominent places. A computer table, kitchen, refrigerator...
I wanted to get along with the program. I see — hanging on the refrigerator a virginly clean, completely empty pink leaflet. I turn to the rest, the same picture. A lot of empty papers everywhere.
...I tricked to write to do with a disappearing marker for scratches.

c) Asia-Datnova

A condom inserted into a dad’s ass distracts parents from stupid questions about school.

Summary of results.
No, not the ordinary regiment, division, from which the people, like cockroaches, ran out for any reason, but the summary of the aviation of the district, where the command and political elite of all aviation regiments flew, and the ordinary people lacked space. The people went into the garages, and the consequences of the garage epochs served as a safe haven for subsequent summaries at all levels. About that later.
So, if from the usual subjects, where the deputy politicians analyze the state of military discipline in the light of decisions and rulings, when you begin to dumbly cut out and mother yourself for not hiding in the dressing room or in the toilet to melt, - and so until lunch in a semi-conscious state listen to what you absolutely do not care. The point is that we
I have a profession, I fly, I have a sky and the unique smell of airplanes. What have you seen in 25 years of service? – is
The fourth person’s chest. She loves aviation like a woman. And let the robbers, robbers, the number of points per unit of personnel, the thickness of the rows on the stands of visual agitation be dealt with by those who graduated from the command schools! They themselves deliberately went to commanders of squadrons, cavalry... Although, a low reverence to officers, who for a day from communicating with the entity "personal composition". I would not be able.
So, we tried to fuse all the truths and lies, but to the district, when the deputy commander, a combat pilot, a Georgian, who speaks greatly in Russian, all sought to get into this trick.
The head of the division boredly reads the report, in the presidium - the command of regiments, political workers, propagandists.
Everything sneezes with the nose, under a monotonous speech about the morally domestic state of the officer staff, where..... in the family of Captain Ivanov scandals, handicrafts...
Oh what!
The commander stands out of the chair. A revival in the hall.
Who is this Captain?! to
The room is in tension, the tension is growing – now will be what you came for!
Captain Ivanov stood up.
Come here here! is suitable. The people extend their necks and open wide.
Trying not to miss a word.
You are a captain, an officer, a communist, a pilot, a man. Are you beating your wife?
The mother of her children!!! (Characteristic of the Caucasian gesture)
The captain has already reconciled with the chases of the senior lieutenant and the eternal right seat of the assistant commander of the ship.
The NCHP:
Comrade Commander (not deputy commander) Who knows what will be
Tomorrow, - the rules of good tone he absorbed with the milk of Clara Zetkin and Rose
Luxembourg), not he beats, it is her when he drinks, beats...
What o-o!! to
When the general was fierce, his father's feelings woke up in him, he switched to "you", and the light accent that painted him became the terrible resemblance of the Russian language, which was spoken only by Tajik soldiers from the building.
You, the captain, the officer, the communist, the murderer! Honestly, you
Do you want to be a woman?!!! Even more unique
The Caucasian Gesticulation.
The captain even sweated his heels, colds began, and this is full of pneumonia.
On what floor do you live?
At the p-yath, Comrade General...
- Va-azmi and Viking her on x...y from the fifth floor!!! to

How was before?
In order to gain political power, the revolutionaries seized banks, newspapers, factories...

And now?
Revolutionaries seize political power to obtain banks, newspapers, factories...

Stumbling in the military, the shame in the cowards passed, I sit, I wait for the continuation of the show)) the show did not wait)) I see an elderly emoji, 18 years old, under a pen with a big uncle as a police officer (see, he tried to cut off, so they caught it), so this miracle looked frightened at his uncle as a police officer and with a trembling voice stated that he would not go to the army, what his uncle replied "aga, happiness")) and you know, he did not go to the army)) this miracle, coming out of the cabinet, ran out of the hands of his prisoner, ran toward the nearest wall, hit the speed, snorted a snail into this wall and cut off.)
and ment so nothing said)) pride takes for the wisdom of future defenders of the homeland))

XHH: Listen, is there any sticker on the notebook, or is it just black?
YYY: I’m from you! And there’s some sticker on the president of America, or he’s just black!

“Yes, you’re sitting at work on Friday and you don’t want to do anything because you don’t get money... Now you’ve got money and you don’t want to do anything.

I was in the pension fund, I got a certificate, on which I can get two more certificates. I fear that the state is an infinite geometric progression.

stupidly
What does the perverse do?

Selenium
I sit in front of the monitor.

Selenium
And you sit and shake now.)

Comments on one website:
I used to be fat, sat behind a compost constantly, with girls I barely communicated. But... as I noticed that the girls are much easier than it seems, pps, they are the same men, only with breasts)))"

In Russia, new forms of kindergartens may appear. It speaks about the innovation of Fursenko, which at the legislative level will allow to create "parental kindergartens" (several parents from different families create their own mini-school in which they educate children themselves).
One comment on the news:
"Fursenko is a diagnosis
I look forward to reforms: education - where high school students will teach first-class students, science - where orangutans will put experiments on rats, sports - where fans will be responsible for the outcome, and finally health care - where doctors will treat sick high school students with orangutans in assistants. This is the perfect world of Fursenko. andquot;

thx (10:28:51 4/06/2010)
Now the ood was flying, so much attention was paid to him, Olga ran around the room, I walked, Olga Vasilievna with a swabro followed him, Ilyich looked at him and said that he pollinated greyhound and was very useful.

Humanity has long invented all kinds of instruments, technology, robots to make life easier. Ideally, the aim is that the robots will bring food, provide everyone, even, forgive me, clean the shit. So I am for what? Humans are becoming cats. O_O
DrGood