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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №41024
 02.01.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
OOOOOOOOOOO! He exists! A sober man, without symptoms of yesterday's, at 7 a.m. on January 1 bought a two-liter Coca-Cola in the store!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41023
 02.01.2011
YYY: I, father: "Father, you remember that wonderful verse of Kuznetsov "I drank from my father’s skull...""Batya: "Ug, I remember, of course". He pulls a tree on the balcony, bumping under his nose: "Pil from his father’s skull, lamza-drica-hop-tza". Grandma quietly whitens and wears her eyes in manga style

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41022
 02.01.2011
from the game chat
00:00 AM – Happy New Year!
00:00 AM - Happy New Year!
00:00 AM - Happy New Year!
EEE, 00:11: New Year from Estonia!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41021
 01.01.2011
Moscow is the brake capital... Poland is already in the woods, and they are only meeting the new year...

[ + 80 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41020
 01.01.2011
If you are reading this post now, you are one of those who do not want to do it.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41019
 01.01.2011
Now I understand the happiness of Christmas presents... you eat candy, and you put off the fantasy that you like, so that you can buy the same...

[ + 81 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41018
 01.01.2011
To all of you who are celebrating NRC alone, congratulations!! Let all the bad stay in the past, and next year you, like me, met with loved ones.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №41017
 01.01.2011
by Vasya:
Girls, who want to go in the company of great guys to the castle for the new year, write me.

by Vasya:
The castle is Kirill's house.
And great guys are Egor, Jora, Denis, Kirill for example, now I can be.
by Galileo:
I like this arrangement ?
by Petya:
Re: Don’t get rid of them.)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №41016
 01.01.2011
xxx: After this session, it remains only to shave your forehead and leave the porn actors. This skill and experience cannot be wasted.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №41015
 01.01.2011
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YesI am the devil who sat online at 00:00 on December 31.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №41014
 01.01.2011
<Den64> And yet, the year of the cat or the rabbit is coming?
<Nophi> And why not connect?
<Nophi> The Year of the Cowboy!
<Helena> The Year of the Cat!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №41013
 01.01.2011
And let’s call Santa and I’ll bring a spirit board.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41012
 01.01.2011
News: Director Nikita Mikhalkov, speaking at the pre-New Year’s ceremony of state awards in the Kremlin, read the poem of his father.
The comments:
XXX: What is his merit?
Yyy: A poem with expression read.
zzz:It's like on the New Year's Morning-read a verse-receive a gift from Santa! ))

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41011
 01.01.2011
I am still in hysteria...
I sit down, I watch some New Year's show.. one artist has finished singing, the second comes out... but kaaaaka! Under the sound of the imperial march comes the dart wanderer, loudly sopping and breathing.. then removing the helmet, and there.. there sergey beasts, bleat!!! to
There is nothing holy in them:'(

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №41010
 01.01.2011
working in the trade of machinery, other times there is a desire to bind some customers, to put on pallets and order a return to the supplier, in the nursery, due to a factory brain defect...

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41009
 01.01.2011
A terrible girl is like tomato juice: either with vodka or her naker.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41008
 01.01.2011
If you’re called three times in the morning and asked, “Sanya, are you alive?”Q&A: The party went well.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №41007
 01.01.2011
Give yourself a gift for the new year! Purchased saabic)Prince means connected, and of course on all! After 10 minutes, the door ringing.. I look in the eye and there a neighbor, a man 35 years old.. I already invented the deceit, I open.. here he came to me, with the words of the song, stretches the flash... Well I was in shock, dropped... Another 15 minutes later another neighbor from below... Don’t believe, came to find out where and what the system took...

Shhas here delivered a track from "Summer" I sit girls from the fifth floor I wait))

of Russia.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41006
 01.01.2011
xxx: I am increasingly noticing that in the state of a light stupor of a person can be driven by the request "nam any word";

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №41005
 01.01.2011
I go to the shop this morning. Aunt meets, gives me the rabbit’s ears, grills: dress. I dressed...why do I think? In half an hour a call rings. I look into the corridor, and there all the employees (man 40) in the same ears go somewhere. I am behind them. I came to the acting room. 40 rabbits sit and wait for something. The chairman comes in. The voice from the hall: "O, Masai, fucking, came!"

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