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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31058
 06.06.2010
<vvv_yola> He wrote a diploma on layering layers by spraying in a vacuum chamber. I made a small mistake. It was approximately as follows:
<vvv_yola>..the spraying process is carried out in deep cacao.
<vvv_yola> It hasn’t started. But I learned that tech doctors can laugh too.)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31057
 06.06.2010
Yesterday with friends had a nice take on the chest))) broke up in the morning. One day comrade at 10 in the morning, while at work he should be at 8 o'clock, the boss calls with the question: "Where are you to fuck?"" On what our comrade( in the course of a wild cock was) Answers: "I have a cat angry and I reassure her"" More intelligent and literate revenge I have not heard)))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №31056
 06.06.2010
and CNS
I have recently had a bit of a pissed mood, I want to eat, sleep and not do nicotine... I am about doing this... but no matter what it is not.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №31055
 06.06.2010
Drink beer with friends.
xxx: Well, the Brazilians have a type of predisposition to football.
Yyy: Yes, there is no such gene – predisposition to football.
XXX is Yes!
YYY: You are stupid. I studied genetics for two years, I say no.
Oh yeah, go, I’d better talk to Igor. You know nothing about genes, right?
Zzz: Well, I have a brother Gene.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31054
 06.06.2010
We saw with a friend in the night a burning mountain of garbage (seriously so, near the house, the gas station), we came to the fire station (p), there two drunk gardens:
I: At the crossroads of Kudrivtsev and Pavlov, the garbage burns, the tree is taken.
Q: This is not our area, this is the first call.
Q: Allo, the guys came here, they say at the crossroads of Kudryavtsev and Pavlov, the tree is burning, it is thrown into garbage, the threat of washing!

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №31053
 06.06.2010
1: I realized one small disadvantage of the big monic - I sometimes lose the cursor :-D

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №31052
 06.06.2010
I burned up on the march today when I was walking on the sea with a girl.
yyy: o_0 how?)
I lie down on my back, on my stomach to the sun) I look at the girl and close my eyes)) then we unwittingly take our hands.. and like nothing gone, but I feel the blyain.. the mouth rises..))
xxx: and so several times I had to lie down on the stomach))) Now my back hurts.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31051
 06.06.2010
<xxx> short
<xxx> call her from her second number
<chh> if the husband, say "Valery Gennadyevich can"
<young> and
<x> if the last number is incorrect
< wow> hearing, what if it raises?
<x> profit
<x> can you fuck
<wow> :)
...
<wow> fuck( I am a fool (((
<wow> she took the phone... I asked Valery Gennadyevich :((
<x> loooooooooooooooooooooooo!
<x> epic fail!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31050
 06.06.2010
Just just:
My father just returned from work and I asked him to borrow a notepad (I am in repair) for a little bit - to throw the music on the player. The following dialogue:
O to son! How much we live together! What am I always asking for?
Am I... more quiet?
This is the second
to suffer?
This is the third
What is the first?! to
Eat it calmly.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №31049
 06.06.2010
Talk to a girl:
I: Do you know who you are?! to
She: Why?! to
I am...?!! to

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31048
 06.06.2010
We are sitting in a smoker, a fighter who returned from the wave comes in, complains that his ears are frozen, to say a part of us in the forest was standing, going through the field, freezing 30 degrees and wind. So he was advised to smash them with green. The miracle goes away and comes back with green ears. The morning is white, and the ears are green. They killed everything, including the command.

[ + 138 - ] Comment quote №31047
 05.06.2010
xxx: I have a day like this: exercise (+contrast shower) - sex (there is a girl) - Kabbalah (online game) - I go to the gym (I have been doing more than 2 years) - Kabbalah (...) - sex (...) - I go to bed. The next day, the same thing instead of a workout - English courses. On the weekend club, bar... in general all sorts of rest. I am going to the beach after trekking. I change a girl if possible 2-3 times a month, or they get bored.
Yyy: And then you wake up, collect the wallet and go to school xD

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31046
 05.06.2010
Commentary on photos of Samantha Fox:
I remember, I remember everything. It hangs in every toilet. I couldn’t fuck quietly. A member of the toilet fit in.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31045
 05.06.2010
Do you have a new shirt? 0 0 0
YYYY: Yes
X: Why haven’t you been there before?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31044
 05.06.2010
Evangelisto: if you curl the toilet paper with the tape of Mobius, you can use it twice as long.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31043
 05.06.2010
I walk past the garage where the metalists are rehearsing. Through the melody of the scream:
Hold on, you fool! Hold on, fuck it up!! Keep the rhythm!

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №31042
 05.06.2010
The wife put up cooking sausages and went into the room to tie. I walk past the kitchen, I hear some roar and a wicked whisper. I look into the kitchen - a cat stands on the plate, passing from foot to foot (hot!) He tries to grab the sausage with his finger. He puts his finger in the pot, jumps, squeezes with a sprinkled lap and squeezes.
Fuck the fucking...
But the sauce is still a sperm.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31041
 05.06.2010
Ignoring you – how can it be boring?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31040
 05.06.2010
Mr. El: I’m on the o_o
Den: What is it?
mr.el: Yes, I sit in the square on the upper floor, I miss it, the square fits, asks the guy I don't do anything, well, I laughed that there is no circle to draw a square. Prepod left, and then the subtle meaning came to him, I stand in the corridor, waiting for the end of the pair and punishment :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31039
 05.06.2010
She: Here before, years before 19, I was a bright blonde, and now I am 22, my hair darkened and became dark blond ((((
Don’t be upset, you will be wise!!! to

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