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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31218
 09.06.2010
XXX is
Healthy
YYYY
Prive
XXX is
as you
YYYY
The rising of the black sun cuts my purple fantasies with its sharp rays. Dinner is full of meaning and canary meal. All is OK.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31217
 09.06.2010
Mary: Fuck the wolf, there is even a Cigar Room in this penthouse.

See also: UGU We also have.)

Mary: we have a fucking kitchen and a cigar and a dining and cooking room)
and with Turkish hamam))

Lera: aaga, as well as a conference room, a couch, a living room, sometimes a cabinet, a dance floor and all on the same 7 meters.

Mary: fucking, we are better)))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №31216
 09.06.2010
HHH
Russia took 7th place since the end in the ranking of peace-loving countries©Yandex
WOWU
Is it from Hui? Give them shit to everyone!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31215
 09.06.2010
- We have the community closed you will not pass, the guards are angry, the commando has trained.
Well then on the simple...
Are you not afraid of cakes?
Well, you’re going to tie them, and see how much you love me.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №31214
 09.06.2010
XXX: What is going on?
WOW: People with a big heart are not taken to the Academy of MVD (
Ohhhhhhhhhh?0 0 0 0
I have hypertrophy of the heart.

And so much, very significantly...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №31213
 09.06.2010
What is the worst computer virus invented by humans?! to
Tags: world of warcraft

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №31212
 09.06.2010
From the comments to the article on the salaries of officials:
I want to be an official!! Sitting in a chair, thinking about Russia, etc., getting money for it.
Are you not ashamed to be ironic about people whose work (often difficult) you know nothing about? What if someone starts ironic about disabled people living out of the state?
Are they also disabled? 😉

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31211
 09.06.2010
Mia (11:44:23 8/06/2010)
I do not care
Janet (11:51:55 8/06/2010)
I still have puddles in my socks, I hope you’re not that.
Mia (11:53:17 8/06/2010)
Unfortunately
I am in coats.
I love a man.
Probably Python
Janet (12:02:16 8/06/2010)
My member is talking outside, and you?
Mia (12:02:33 8/06/2010)
Inside is

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №31210
 09.06.2010
<[PEER]Dyxa> L'inconnue: Let's go to our TJ, the dispatcher.
<[PEER]Dyxa> L'inconnue: Day after three. Inet, minet and lunch are included.

<L'inconnue> it's just a backstop... by the controller)) pf

<[PEER]Dyxa> L'inconnue: Possible career growth and package
<[PEER]Dyxa> L'inconnue: Then you will become the boss. The old man in November

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31209
 08.06.2010
PM: I am sick
QA: For whom?
PM: This season I am sick for the complete destruction of air conditioners at weddings

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31208
 08.06.2010
Bernie Ecclestone has proposed to the government of Sochi to hold the Russian Grand Prix in autumn 2014 after the Olympics.
xxx: Imagination paints skyscrapers in the pitstop, skiers on the track.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Interesting, Peter is fucking there?
Oh Webber! Fuck the monkey, you won’t miss again, I’ll break your face!
Watt Yu Sey?
A great pilot, men!

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31207
 08.06.2010
Lelapalatute: we have a new customer

Lelapalatute: a company called "HoneyCall"

Lelapalatute: here’s who you need to be, shob so in Russia the company to be called...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31206
 08.06.2010
xxx: I have a question. The Contex Long Love Condoms
yyy: well we tried)) the sensitivity really decreases))) in us it decreased so much that the pishun decided that well this is all on the figure and go to bed))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31205
 08.06.2010
Application to IT

From :
Sent: Monday, June 07, 2010 4:00 PM
to :
Subject: The Aunt

Hope (do not have hope)

The computer must be in place (sorry for the mistake)

Office of Microsoft Power 97
2nd athletics
3 Photography
4 pipeline
He wants Assisi.
6 shoppers
7 columns in the monitor
8. well and the camera or built-in or as I have at home at...... hanging on the monitor well there that would be the horns to scratch well you understand me

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31204
 08.06.2010
A acquaintance tells us: on Thursday we go to the doctor with our daughter, we walk in the courtyard, the chorus... cacao.
Oh, Mom, look at the horror!
Oh yes, the chorus.
Oh, how nice he is!
Mother: Yes, it is cute.
What is it that falls from his mouth?
...
This is not a morrow...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №31203
 08.06.2010
Q: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????!!!! to
A: What is what?
Q: I poured the last drops of kefir into the glass and got excited.? to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31202
 08.06.2010
Afina
Will Belausich realize that I will not appear to him in the middle of that?
Afina
I have a rate of 38 and above.
Afina
I lay on the pillows.
mc_kassandra
He will not understand, he will be angry.
Afina
Brushing every centimeter
Afina
Well, I can do nothing, the enlightenment of the scientist piece of my chest and 2 receptions from the doctor are assigned to me on Wednesday, please take this into account.
mc_kassandra
take into consideration, Sudarina, which I am a worm of the earth before the authority of the white man, will not understand my words he(
Afina
I will think of a heavy word... I will not bear my bully head, I will not bear the bully after the session, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear
mc_kassandra
Even if you are dead, you must appear on Wednesday, while the checking outcome will be really difficult and inexhaustible. I am not jealous of your health.
Afina
 OK, go back to the human language, modern, enriched with all kinds of stuff, on what subjects counter?
mc_kassandra
In the mail hangs a sacred leaflet with every poem.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31201
 08.06.2010
The paparazzi:
In fact, the speed of light is the limit for material bodies. Information can move at any speed.

and Nine:
How can information move at any speed?

Andrew the White Horse:
In the form of thought.

and Nine:
Thinking – she sits in her head. If theoretically the limit speed is the speed of light in the vacuum, what should be the emptiness under the skull to prevent thoughts from bursting so vividly?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №31200
 08.06.2010
22:49:45) Kurilov: And to whom did I give up?( by
(22:49:45) Vinnetu: the Japanese...

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31199
 08.06.2010
Timoha: It is great! You are not a robot, you can write to me.
Cheers to the robots! Kill all the people!

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