bondddd > Hi I am bond. and James Bond. Do we get used to?
Yadminya > And I am Yanka. The Lesbian Yankees. Received.

Blessed be the fool who stopped asking the question mark in questioning sentences ><

Talk to the driver

Driver: Listen, how would it be shameful if there were machines for selling mines in the city?

How to pay for the phone?

The driver: Aha You suck there, you press a button, you suck the cock in the machine, and you are sucked in it.

I am hundred? Then there will only be gastricists of all kinds working, Chinese or Tajik.)

The driver is HAHAHAHA! You press the button and everybody runs! I thought, the fucking cock, they’re already chewing on the stomach!!!))

03:15:54) <[Q]Marina-1998> my girlfriend told me that if you glue the navel with a patch then you can not use the prizarvativ and there will be no children. She said it in secret!!! to
[03:16:26] <Stason4ik> ahaha
[03:16:31] <Luckyman> ahah
[03:16:34] <[Q]Marina-1998>??? to
[03:17:01] <[Q]Marina-1998> I decided to share a secret with you and you laugh

<xxx> Today in aska chel knocked, the dialogue began with "Welcome to you, my dearest!.." and all in this spirit. After 5 minutes of communication, I realized that a little more and he will take me for sex. The point squeezed somewhat, and I told him I was a guy. It happened. Tomorrow we go drink beer. and :)
<Warrior> You are, condoms take, little or no... :-D

Yesterday I went to the supermarket, a woman in front of me. And they have a bit of a reduction in the name. I look at the pain of cookies. The food for the trout is ready. Or the masochists :)
YYY: HYHYHY, CREAKERS OF SUFFERANCE :)
xxx: and in the cover of the cake "SORRY" (:

xxx are you sleeping?
YYY: Their
I miss not laying hands.
xxx: )))) and the

Russian management, like Russian football, demonstrates only one rule - expensive does not mean quality!

Our friends live in the suburbs of Chicago. In their community, i.e. in the village of
There are 50-100 private homes, no more Russian families, only white Americans.
Well, a couple of Chinese for diversity. The housewife, say Lucia, recently brought her father to visit. After a while, he sees his dad standing on the border of the neighborhood and talking lively with an elderly lady. It must be, Lucia thinks, I never imagined that Daddy spoke so much English. Finally, the father returns and with satisfaction reports that he has not spoken Russian with such pleasure for a long time.

Lucy goes to her neighbor Karen to ask her mother where she knows Russian.
A-a-a, Karen cries, so it turns out to be Russian! And we guessed.

What was discovered. Karen’s mother has long been dead, and the elderly lady is her grandmother. Grandma at lunch 100 years old, she has Alzheimer's disease, she lives, as usual in the Americans, in a dear nursing house, but grandchildren periodically take her to host. Several years ago, under the influence of Alzheimer's, my grandmother stopped speaking and understanding English, and began to carry some sort of abracadabra. Now with help.
Lucy's dad discovered that it was not an abracadabra, but a very meaningful Russian speech, and the grandmother remembers the events of her childhood perfectly - but later events no longer remember. Her mother, it turns out, was a Russian nobility and fled Russia, apparently during the revolution, when her daughter was three to four years old. Here she soon married an American, died a few years later, and her daughter grew up to be a perfect American and had no idea of her Russian origin until she was born.
90 years old Alzheimer did not erase the upper nanoscale layers of memory.

The Russians consider the Duma majority a minority!

“Micha, you’re that... No more good tea from the states.
Why is?
- Yes, Tolik cooked it as he used to the local burda and sprinkled his litre cup.
And what?
- Lemura seen, from the picture "Friday"?
Well?
Very similar to Tolkien.

I almost slept in the military today.
I sit, I see that the grass grows on the floor.
YYY: O_O
XXX: Directly at the psychotherapist's office.

xxx (15:37:07 2/06/2010)
OOOO OOOO This is a terrible performance, why did she win?
xxx (15:38:30 2/06/2010)
No normal performance, no decent costume. A schoolgirl came out with a shaken expression of the face, knocked off and won.
yyy (15:39:29 2/06/2010)
Blitzkrieg Blitzkrieg

Maria Sergeevna: Maria Sergeevna is a descendant guesser and clairvoyant
Removing the prediction of the coconut, the curvature of fate. Guess the cracks on the heels.
Healing of ill-founded by imposing disciplinary penalties for up to 15 days, healing of ill-founded.
Love is the return of a loved one, hugs, tears. Regulation of potency, corrigation of angle. Timing of potency.
Recovery of lost documents.
Help in business. Aura of successful companies, firms. Aura at the key

What is your name, sorry?
Yura Shevchuk, a musician And you forgive me, who?
Vova Putin, a slave in the galleries.
Where is the gallery?
She drowned...

If the asphalt wings as it matte, there would be one trouble left in Russia - the fools.

Cartoonist by Kagdila?
Tasha: I haven’t given birth yet!
Always at your service! You will have a bad boy. You will not regret
Tasha: Tohin, don’t be original.
Cartoshkin: Do you have a line of potential fathers worth anything?
Tasha: type of
Kartoshkin: Classmates and war veterans without a line!

XXX: So what does it mean for the luzes?
How do you explain that you’re a footballer?
XXX is OK?
Yyy: Imagine Mourinho leaving Real and becoming the coach of Dynamo.
XXX Why?! to
YYY: For the sake of the LULZ, brother, for the sake of the LULZ!! to

I read the news:
Scientists have found a billion Earth-like planets
Oh yeah I think. I read further:
"And some of them even have life"
WOW!
"Such data are given by British scientists"
Fuck it...

From the dating forum...

I also want to meet a successful guy on a good, expensive car
No problems with housing.
35-40 years old, without children and relatives
about yourself: while pregnant and slightly fattened, with sick relatives, a dog, a cat
I smoke and don’t work.
From the merits of myself I can say the following: I am not lazy to work at home.
You can be your personal driver.
I have experience of anal sex.