Do you wear underwear?
I don’t wear neither the top nor the bottom.
Do you wear the bedroom too? You would go.

- I was told here what is easy flirting on Novokuznetsky concepts. If two people in a corporate kiss and kick each other’s ass, it’s easy flirting.

and oh! What is heavy flirting? In the sauna?

The specificity of the administrator's work: if the angry crowds with torches and fairies don't run to lynch you in the morning, your work is successful.

Laika

This is the "Halture" At lunchtime, everyone gets their own sneaker.
Near the man opens a bucket, there is a piece of bread, two eggs, a bulb.
Looking back proudly, he said:

I cooked myself!

REI: Fuck, I wake up at 5 in the morning from a powerful bass on the street "Ooooooohh" "Blue" and screams of other things, well, I think again disassembly. I listened for five minutes and couldn’t sleep. Then I hear this same bass gives "Don’t need the police don’t need the rescuers"I look in the window and there scuco man under the counter lies, can’t get rid of it))))))) Then I hear grit "I don’t understand how I got here";
REI: This is shit.

kemerov4anin: In our dining room they think that if you cut the sausage 3-4 different ways, then in the salad it will look like there are different sausages.

Jade for lunch?
Sergio is fucking.
by Sergio: Aida

A machine with a pedal. The pedal stopped working. Let’s look at the inside of a dead cockroach. One of us sadly declares:"the machinery is dead.". It seems that the pedal didn’t work.)

Discussions on the distribution tracker "Harry Potter and the Philosophical Stone":
Hermione is so innocent here.
YYYY: HYY... HYYYY... it’s all gone by hand...

I like to wrap flowers in my hair. =)
Do you not have a spat on the back? ?

obscurantly
The water ends and you are all in the soap.
Intellects
hands in oil, ass in soap, we work on zilla
obscurantly
You answered almost in the topic.
obscurantly
A little more practice.
obscurantly
You can maintain dialogue.
Intellects
the plate
obscurantly
Okay, I got a little hot.

Theatre for them. He was on a tour in Tbilisi. Galli Dashevskaya, a Georgian student, invited her to the house where Georgian intellectuals gathered. Well, of course, toasts, healthcars – from respect for Gale, mostly in Russian. And closer to the end of the evening they argued: who of the present did more for Georgia. Some mercenary immediately established a prize for the winner: a box of the best cognac! Passions burned out ridiculously: someone was proud of his painting, someone a monument, someone a literary translation... Dashevskaya listened and listened, then got courage and stood up. “Forgive me,” she said, “but, as I think, most of you for Georgia have been done by my family!” andquot;Yes Galia continued. – During the replay for the USSR football championship in the match "CSKA" – "Dinamo" (Tbilisi) my husband, CSKA midfielder Kolya Manoshin, scored the only goal... in his gates, and "Dinamo" (Tbilisi) became the champion of the USSR for the first time!" Under the shouting screams in both languages to the glory of Manoshin, the prize box was immediately handed over to Galda Dashevskaya.

I have met a girl for 6 years! When we started communicating, she was as usual whole-pure (a virgin in everything).We meet, we meet, years go by! And how do we go to the pharmacy to buy something there, and she says to me so insignificant that she says "Gusary" condoms she can’t tolerate!!! We did not use them at all! Since then I have often been thinking ((

The horns let the roots, set the brain and activated the process of "thinking often", continue in the same spirit, or you will sing away).

They gave the aquarium with the fish to another department and the people discussed:
It is boring without them...
2: Yes, the silence is so...

Di_Griz: A friend just called. He said in the laundry. I washed the grit, the grit started somehow, and then everything was spelled up and ppc. I opened the machine, the drum was all curved. I take off the clothes - and there is the hanger!! to

Damn... so much work that I don’t even know where to start...
XXX: I’ll see the movie.

NotWork: The discrepancy between the smell and taste of baby strawberry shampoos is the hardest kidding of my childhood.

Yesterday I went to pay for the apartment and the store.
I bought corners and went to pay.
In the line comes a SMS:
Hi you where?
I answer: I went to the store for cucumbers, now in the bank with cucumbers

Then long thought.

One familiar child watched Star Wars, did not understand anything, but the spectacle won. When asked what the movie was about, he replied:
The Clown’s Battle with the Jews.

I don’t understand why everybody is so upset with the topol puppy??? I think it is just wonderful!! On the street is warm, the birds sing, and at the same time as if the seg goes, beauty)))
Yyy: Em... do you want me to answer you as an allergist, or as a firefighter?